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How do you feel about women with tattoos referencing Africa?
do not enter sign
The definition of degeneracy
Far less prolific than what fat autistic robots would like you to believe.
>be me, white male living in a small city
>a girl friend of mine left her boyfriend after a short time
>she was an heavy weed smoker and even used acids and speed
>she wants to do drugs to forget his boyfriend
>I help her not doing them, I stay with her for distraction
>she feels better
>"Oh, anon, you really are my friend!"
>mfw
I'm not sure about what I feel for her, but surely I'm not doing all this just for her next boyfriend to kiss her in front of me. I'm not going to suffer for her and then see another guy enjoy the results of my work without even feeling what I'm feeling right now.
Said that... I want her to be happy. I want her to become a fulfilled person and to choose for herself. She needs help, and I feel I have to do something, even if she is going to hate me, or to friendzone me.
Where do I draw the line, /r9k/? What can I do? I really want to help me, but I don't want to see another one stealing my work from me. Do I have to stop seeing her once she finds a new boyfriend?
Tl;dr: OP is going to get NTR'd and is asking 4chan for help.
Sounds like you're a beta who doesn't even make any moves on her. Have you made any indication that you actually like her romantically, or are you a fucking idiot who thinks you'd get pussy after just helping enough?
>>27331272
>weed, acid and adderall
>needs help
you're a huge faggot
you should have asked her to smoke weed with you or try acid for your first time since im assuming youre a str8 edge, you probably would have ended up getting laid
she literally sees you like an older brother or some shit
Until yesterday she had a boyfriend. And I don't know if she is in the in the right mood for me to show any interest.
Hey /r9k/
I propose a challenging question.
What's different about the whining here compared to SJWs?
Specifically fat appreciation SJWs
After being on this board for a while I've noticed the bitching is no different from a fat person trying to be accepted for being fat.
So what, you're short. Work on your strengths. Maybe you're ugly and Stacey left you for Chad, don't act like a little faggot and bitch about
chad.
this entire board is 'I don't put in any effort and expect everything on a silver platter'
Both are examples of abstract narcissism.
The difference is one of internalisation and externalisation. To break them down to extremely generalised versions of themselves. SJWs externalise all problems and want the world to change for them. Robots blame themselves and accept the world is not meant for them. These are both generalisations but there aren't many robots who think future generations should be raised like them. When I fantasize about having kids I think about how I could raise them to be chads.
SJWs work to make sure future generations are warped to think like them to societies ruin.
>>27331181
There is no comparison whatsoever between being fat and being short.
Being fat is something you can work on, and in fact it's a personal failure on your part if you became fat to begin with.
There is absolutely nothing you can do about being short.
I would tell you that you're wrong, then detail how I work out, study hard, socialise as much as I can.
But you'd just say I'm not trying hard enough. Like everyone else who makes these threads.
Tomorrow I'm babysitting 3 girls. I need advice on what to watch with them/what pranks to pull.
>>27331169
take care of them liek a normal person
especially if you're getting paid
got you covered pham
>>27331276
>original move do not steal
Where my ugly bots at?
>tfw soul shattering depression every time I look into the mirror
>think i'm looking decent in the mirror
>take a picture
>oh yeah i look like shit
>go to take a picture of something
>front facing camera opens
>>27331094
>think I'm looking handsome in the mirror, would sexu myself
>see picture or video of me that day
>look like a jewy fish
Chad is my best friend
Normies are good people.
Women are not so bad, I guess
>>27330895
I like chad
Do you shoplift, /r9k/?
If you do, please share your stories.
Little suburban white boy here, I used to steal fried chicken from my local supermarket. Eventually a butcher followed me out and asked if I was going to pay for it, and I pussed out and followed him back in to the security center. I was such a pissy little idiot that I actually went online and filed a complaint.
Little did I know that the butcher was my friend's brother, and we came to this realization when he walked in on me smoking weed out of his bong in his room. Big fucking fiasco, a lot of yelling between the two and some uncomfortable times. Turns out that the supermarket REALLY doesn't want its employees stopping shoplifters, and corporate opened his file and investigated the incident. Funny stuff.
Anyways fast forward a bit and we reconciled. We smoke weed together sometimes and I've done psychedelics I think twice now with him.
Plz dont shoplift, ill have to work them.
t. store security
>>27330893
>be me 12 living in a small racist city in the nowhere of europe
>local grocery store managed by a kebab
>steal shit eventually get caught one day
>tell him i would tell my parents he touched my pee-pee
>get free stuff whenever i was coming in the store
What do you think causes fetishes?
>>27330846
The repressed wishes of being part of that situation.
ex:
>faps to trannies = wants to be tranny.
>is a cuck, wants to be a woman and have sex with many.
etc
>>27330870
So explain the farting fetish then. I don't think it's about wanting to fart.
>>27330899
I know why I have a fart fetish but that's not why most enjoy it.
It's a branch of humiliation for most, or it being "taboo", which isn't complicated to understand.
Will reading the game help a robot?
It'll probably end up causing him to get sued for sexual harassment.
It's pretty outdated, desu
You'd be better off just lifting.
>>27330824
no ive read the game and rules of the game. basically he wants you to be an attention whore. go up to women and speak to them using trial and error. dress like a fucking idiot. none of which i did or youll do.
Choose wisely
The one with the PENIS.
>>27330775
any answer that isn't emma is wrong
>>27330775
None of them.
What do I win?
>"Gosh Sunday night always comes around so quickly. Time really is flying by, isn't it Anon. Sometimes I feel like it was just yesterday that we were in highschool spending our time doing nothing during those summer months. Remember how we found it so hard to imagine our lives being any different to how they were in those summers back in our hometown? I guess we are finally getting old after all! Well I hope you have a nice week Anon. I love you with all my heart. I always have and I always will!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92CqQmr_qA ]
DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THAT
am I the only guy 0% attracted to those pixie hipster type chicks with short hair?
>>27330672
I find them physically attractive but their personalities are beyond detestable.
No one told me life was going to be this way.
>>27330554
So off yourself you crybaby faggot. No one will miss you.
>>27330554
CLAP CLAP CLAP
kjh
>>27330593
That's uncalled for. Show some respect.
i'm literally boring as fuck
nothing that i have to say would make any girl laugh. i usually don't even have anything to say at all.
i'm sure you can't get a girlfriend without making a girl laugh. what the fuck do i do?
Being funny comes naturally and with finesse. In black people terms, if yee ain't got it, yee ain't got it.
put a gun to her head and tell her to laugh. if she doesn't, shoot her. repeat until one of them laughs.
that's pretty much all you can do.
>>27330509
Just go to 9gag and laugh at funny pictures. Then post them with references of other funny things. This pretty much
Robots, I want you to be completely honest with me. Be honest with yourself
>Would you have sex with your mom?
If not sex, how far sexually would you go with your mom?
I'd probably have sex with my mom if I was horny and she wanted to. She has decent tits and a big ass.
No, I definitely wouldn't.
I'm not just saying that because I think incest is wrong, I'm saying that because I would have sex with my mum if she was attractive to me but to me she just isn't attractive enough.
My mom used to be hot but shes pretty out of shape now. She had me at like 22 tho so I would have done it if I was like 14-15, not so much now.
No, but I would have sex with another guy's mom in that guy's body.
If she can be a model and get a fiance, why can't you do something as simple as get a gf?
>>27330370
She's a women
She is a woman.
are you even trying, OP? you have a lot to learn.
