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What are my fellow ribots cooking or have planned to eat? Decided to grill me some chicken and asparagus on this beatiful australian day.
No seasoning for your chicken? No brining?
You aussies are fucking savages.
oooyyy matey shrimp on the bahbie
>>27319068
Don't need it, just a light touch of oil infused with garlic.
Post your current feel you are feeling
Every day I feel shittier and I want to drink but I'm kinda scared of the inner edgelord that's been forming recently
>>27318989
>don't talk to me or my son ever againmuh originality
>>27318989
>worthlessness
>apathy
>anger
>self-hate
>emptiness
>stubbornness
>determination
>more apathy
>girl calls me a normie today
>ask her if she even has a 4chan account
>she says yes and tells me her username
So what's the deadliest handgun I can legally buy?
>>27318893
well? whats her username
>>27318893
username pls, OP
>>27318923
>>27318935
she said it was bebe
/b/ told me to come here. I just wanna die. I don't want to be a robot... I want to live, but everyday after work I come home, drink myself to sad, even hit myself, just to get away from everything, I want the normies to like me... It never works... fucks you robots... il find a way out...
>>27318869
let me help you - shave that thing off your chin.
>>27318869
if that's you it's nearly not as bad as me
what the hell is with all the /soc/ attention whores shitting up this board lately?
I've had enough of this. This ends tonight, I'll see you in Valhalla my fellow robots.
press f to pay respects
f
>>27318759
prepare to meet thy god
>>27318759
You have to die in battle to go to vahalla
If you had 4000 dollars
would you take a trip to Amsterdam
Amerifat here
how is Amsterdam to those who've been there or live there
I've been there 3 times, going on my 4th in a few weeks
It's great for lad holidays, great for seeing culture on quiet holidays, and great for going on your own to get fucked up and have sex with beautiful hookers
It's just a great place
>>27318660
I am seriously considering it as a post college gift to myself
I want to fuck hooekrs
I also want to see Van gogh museum
>>27318625
I'm trading coins so I can visit a foreign country in going to stay in shitty hostels and never talk to anyone
Who else is in a terrible mood tonight?
Me, worse mood than normal from post anime marathon depression.
pretty meh overall
Is this comic new?
>Outside of school
>Smoking with buddy
>Other guy in our class comes out
>Buddy offers him a smoke
>He gets awkward and says no
Bet he went home after that and jerked off to Hatsune Miku.
Shameless self plugin. I'm adding extra text so the faggot system doesn't think it's spam or anything. What the hell man I never done anything spammy in my life Jesus fucking hell.
Oh and then here's some more because it can't fucking get it right.
Fuck it it's a gofundme address you know what to do. /favbrtzg
Get fucked smoker faggots.
>>27318446
enjoyed having throat cancer OP
>>27318446
I smoke and I jerk off to hatsune miku, what now faggot?
>erica walks into the surgery, crying about wanting surgery for her jaw, and about how she raised $5000 for the surgery via betabux donations
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27318395
What jaw surgery, is she ugly@?
its me again, kek.
/thread
I must've missed this dank meme, can someone point me to the original thread or an archive?
If not, I will go look on reddit.
JUST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW IS THIS SHIT OKAY? WHY DOES THIS WORLD HAVE TO BE SO UNCARING?
I PRAY TO THE ROBOTIC GODS THAT THIS MAN SUFFERS TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS UNFAIR BLESSINGS IN LIFE
I PRAY THAT A 5'2" FREAKISH NECKBEARD KILLS THIS GUY'S GF BEFORE SLOWLY STARTING ON HIM, BLOWING HIS LIMBS OFF AND WATCHING HIM BLEED OUT
>>27318380
>WHY DOES THIS WORLD HAVE TO BE SO UNCARING
>want to kill a guy who did literally nothing to you
>>27318380
>6'7"
He's literally in top 5% in this height. Most of these guys are hungry awkward lanklets
>>27318399
Not like OP wants to kill him for no reason, people such as OP get the short stick (no pun intended) of the stick because of something entirely outside of their control such as short stature whereas people such as yourself will empathize with the man in the OP due to things outside of his control such as tremendous height and great looks.
It is unfair but no one really gives a shit because they're too busy ogling tall good looking white guys
Your mentality is the reason people like OP are driven to shoot up schools
New thread.
Brit School Memories and street memories!
I basically just hid in a bush during most of playtime and lunch, I never even ate lunch ever or used the toilet
Watching Zzzap! after school whilst the babysitter's son was raping me.
Anyone remember when their school put up the massive 10ft high green fences?
Couldn't go out onto the field any more during break, had to be let out on nice days.
Absolute bastards.
>there are people on here who defend pedophiles
Are you people being edgy or are you legit kiddy diddlers? Just look at this sick fuck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrd29-_O3I#t=17m44s
How can anyone defend such a fucking animal? Why can't we publicly castrate and/or execute all these perverts along with people who defend them?
Hello I broke my moral compass a while ago. I literally don't care
>>27317600
I think if they actually actively go out and commit sexual assault, then yeah, they should be locked up.
However, punishing them for merely having thoughts isn't right. That's downright Orwellian.
pedophile =/= child molester
>have a 2 page paper to write that i havent started
>tfw it is due in 4 hours and 17 minutes
I hope you're not being serious.
>200-word essay due in 400 years
>haven't started
what do?
Pay me 100$ and I'll get it done in an hour or less. A grade quality
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electricaI engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantIy lose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
crappypasta sage
Why is electrical engineering a meme? I'm a highschool dropout NEET so I have no dog in this fight
Stupid copy pasta sage in all fields
are blackbots the biggest attention whores on r9k?
>"look at mee, i'm black."
i prefer Erica/Eliza threads much more desu.
Nobody cares. Fuck off you dumb ass nerdy skinny faggot cracker jack homo looking trap cocksucker.
>>27317382
>not using /r9k/ exclusively for complaining about >tfw no foreskin and laughing at wagecucks
How many black feels are there a day, like one?
Are you talking about the cuck posting? Do you honestly think blacks are behind those?
