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Bf promised to call me but didn't.
>>27333101
don't worry hon, he's okay, he just called me <3
>>27333101
ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27333101
guys I think the original poster is providing a statement which is intended to intentionally provoke outrage
>tfw you're 6'3 and no guy likes tall girls and you don't like guys shorter than you
>>27333078
Obviously a bait thread yada yada who cares, but I just wanted to say: if you posted this exact thing with a nigger format (white text box on top) then it would get thousands of unironic shares and likes by tall girls who think it's perfectly reasonable to not only think and act this way, but tell the entire world on a webpage devoted to them that they think and act this way
>quiet, chubby, broke, manlet bf
>not the sort of person I ever wanted to date
>actually really sweet and funny
>actually beats the pussy up every night
>tfw think I'm in love
>tfw 5'8
>would love to date a tall, 6'3 amazon goddess
>would have 0 problem wit her wearing heels when we dress up and go out too
>tfw women 5'8 and above don't even see you as a male with reproductive abilities
>tfw you are literally invisible because of something you have no control over
honestly I don't even care anymore
let it burn
If your head worked like Inside Out, what would be going on in there?
>>27332698
Not much, honestly.
Sadness and Anger destroying everybody and everything
>>27332698
There would be a tsundereous yuri relationship between my joy and disgust.
It's canon.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
Let's talk about our rapes and how they made us feel.
>mfw your dad would rape you all the time when you were little but he started to ignore you as you got older
Did he get tired of me? I feel abandoned, I don't know why.
>>27332565
That's my fetish.
Fathers raping their sons I mean.
I've never been raped though.
Time for me to go to /pol/
>>27332607
I was literally raped by my father and there's nothing funny about it.
Old trap thread is dying, come here where its safe, fags!
Also, what do you guys think of robin banks? He turned me down cause I wanted to suck his dick, true story.
>>27332513
Where can I find Robin's videos?
Somewhere that isn't tumblr, please
>>27332513
>He turned me down cause I wanted to suck his dick, true story.
Why do traps do this? Seriously, there is no point keeping your dick if you don't want to have it sucked from time to time. He might as well just have rid of it and become a girl ffs.
>>27332513
please give me some source on that sauce onegai shimasu
Does the future worry you?
Imagine reaching 60. Your parents are probably dead, you'll live on your own without any children/grandchildren because a women's standard in men will be higher than ever
>>27332456
My future might be okay.
I already have a dead parent, but my mom might actually still be alive since she'll just be 77.
Assuming they don't die, I'll at least have children. I'll be fairly well off if my mom is dead, since she's rich. I'll have had a long career with books published and might even be respected.
>>27332456
>you'll live on your own without any children/grandchildren because a women's standard in men will be higher than ever
And how is that bad?
>>27332583
its got pros and cons. The biggest drawback is probably going into old age without anyone to help you out if you become too frail to do anything on your own.
ITT: we post a picture of the inside of our dryer
>>27332313
Come on, I know at least a few of you do your own laundry.
>>27332313
wtf you pervert!? Why the hell would I show the likes of you the insides of my BEAUTIFUL dryer? OP you're such a weirdo! Kill urself ew.
>>27332313
is this a black and white picture or is your life naturally depressing?
>be belgian
>get bombed
My cousin lost an arm in the attack on the subway
not even memeing
fuck you
>>27332243
>>27332255
honestly, I hope you suffer the same you heartless cunt
they haven't even recovered the arm from the scene yet, innocent fucking people
>>27332255
>>27332289
You were warned, and you ignored.
>western women would rather be with a terrorist than a robot
>>27332174
Notice the wedding ring on the roastie's ring finger
>white women
not
even
once
So what you're saying is we should become terrorists?
>>27332291
2 words: beta uprising
Can any medical robots tell me whats wrong with me?
>>27332013
if you feel prolonged testicle pain for more than a few days in a row OR if your testicle pain is so bad you think you might pass out or throw up, see a doctor
otherwise, especially if you're under the age of 25, just leave it alone
I can't find a gif, but this pretty much explains it
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/boyfriends-balls-move-their-own-beat
>>27332013
The blood vessels probably wrapped themselves around your testicle causing blood loss
I don't remember the medical name for it but I had it once and everything was fine
>>27332013
testicular torsion.
Unrotate it now if its not too late you may be able to keep your ball.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4bfna0/every_guy_ive_been_with_has_had_a_problem_with_my/
>Every guy I've been with has had a "problem" with my labia.
>Every guy I've been with since my ex and I split hasn't known "how" to handle my lady bits, because I have a gigantic fucking hideous redundant labia.
> I literally asked my mom when I was 11 if I used to be a boy and she had my testicles removed and that was why I had such a big "sac" between my legs.
>Nope, turns out I just have a fucking enormous labia that hides my clit and guys consequently can't find it, and as such, like to pretend it doesn't exist. They don't like to finger me, eat me out, look at my vag, nothing.
>I hate it and I would literally cut the stupid fucking things off with scissors if I didn't know it'd hurt so damn much.
>They are actually, truly, and honestly long enough to get caught in my underwear. I know I'm not just 'being self conscious' about them - they're large enough to be uncomfortable on a consistent basis.
tl;dr roastie with enormous beef curtain on suicide watch
/r9k/ btfo with proof that "roasties" are genetic and not due to a lot of sex.
At least now you know for certain they're genetic.
>>27331873
>tl;dr roastie with enormous beef curtain on suicide watch
She can get surgery to cut off her excess labia
You can't get surgery to increase the size of your penis
Ive had it robots.
My one friend that is my age (22) acts like hes a fucking preteen kid.
He types with "XDDDD" , "LMAOOO", and "LOL!!!" unironically.
Ive been wanting to drop him for a long time.
He always says how he doesnt like a lot of people because of how mature he is, but hes far from it.
For fucks sake, he makes "MEMES" of people who argue with him and then sends them the picture. With captions like "IM A FAG" etc.
Everytime I see him, hes telling me about some online argument he won, like hes so fucking proud of it.
Also, he has a college degree yet cant get himself a fucking job.
I cant fucking take this.
He literally told his parents that someone called him a fuckboy and that the guy wasnt allowed to hang out with my friend ever again.
Were all out of college btw.
What the fuck.
How can i get away from him ASAP???
you both sound like you need your ass beat
but more so him
so why don't you just beat his ass and make him learn some humility and respect?
>>27331864
Beat him up
Make an excuse to beat him up and then beat him up
If you fight and you win, tell him off, he will become a better person OR distance himself from you
If you fight and you lose, you're a bigger faggot than he is and you should probably be lucky to even have a friend
>>27331864
just tell him that you're a faggot and that you're romantically interested in him
Payday tonight. Any Stacies have an Amazon wishlist they want emptied?
>>27331721
meeeeeeeeeee
/w/10MAN4FD06DQE
>>27331750
Lmao Eliza. I got you the Korean facial masks
K I'll save this thread for later tonight.
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
>>27331711
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. That can't be right.
>>27331711
>Femanon here
Holy shit kill yourself
Don't even care about muh dick, because it's fine, but just fuck off you dumb fucking slut
>>27331726
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
I first got the internet in May 2002 as a kid, but feel free to talk about 90s shit too.
who maidmarian here?
who yahoo pool here?
who habbo here?
>>27331670
Newgrounds was and still is pretty shit.
It was a place for the punk-dumbass kids to hang out and make things that they enjoyed. Since it was 1 of the few content creators, whatever it had created pretty much became the staples of the Internet's culture
Now it seems to be filled with the "to cool for you" group.
>>27331670
Newgrounds was the shit between 2003-2007
