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RK9, are there any fellow coffee drinkers here?
What's an RK9?
>>27326357
Me. And i live in Italy.
You know.. Like i drink 3 espresso everyday
>>27326361
A type of coffe i guess.
Is a coffe tread!
What is it that'd make your dream gf, anon? Spare no details.
Bookish, chubby, nerdy, articulate, thoughtful, introspective, wears glasses, likes to write and is good at it
No girl like that would like me though
>>27326207
Why do you think they wouldn't?
Super quiet except for her farts which are explosively loud.
Her butt makes more noise than her mouth.
Literally /r9k/: the terrorist attack
>>27326047
what is this op
>>27326751
Looks like the terrorist attack that just happened in Brussels. By just in I mean 3 hours or so ago.
>all these terrorist attacks lately
>going to Europe for a holiday soon
>litrelly panicking
i might even start pacing up and down the plane
what are some nice things to do before one commits suicide?
I have about a thousand dollars to blow before it ends
>>27325903
luxury prostitutes
>>27325903
Seek professional help desu
Buy a steak, pay for it before eating, pick it up with your bare hands and just eat it like a sandwich while walking out of the restaurant.
Why do video games no longer entertain me?
You're probably just burnt out on them.
Watch anime for a couple weeks instead.
It also could be that you're playing shit video games.
>>27325804
Most video games are repetitive
Find something from a genre you don't like
Or do what this anon said >>27325828
Books are fun
>>27325828
>watch anime for a couple weeks
This, it might help. Also, try ICO and Shadow of the Colossus, it will unlock a new perspective about video games as art, and make everything more entertaining.
ITT: ROBOT MOVIES
just watched donnie darko
really good ending but felt really bad at the end when donnie dies and gretchen forgets him
what were your guys opinions and theories on this movie
also other robot movies
This ones pretty good, but the rape scene is pretty brutal.
This is the greatest robot movie of all time.
i meant robots as in us not literal fucking robots lol
Good luck Robits
3 dy/dx
>>27325230
I think it spells out that OP is a faggot.
>>27325230
>2s that look like backwards 6s
>square brackets
>?
i cna't solve shit
Happy birthday to me...I didn't ask to be so alone, why do I have to be so aware of everything else but myself
>>27325038
Here is your You. Happy birthday anon
Happy birthday OP.
Here is your (u).
>>27325038
Happy Birthday anon, someone loves you
>start pounding my boipucci with my favorite toy
>get super close to orgasm
>start farting uncontrollably
That's very interesting, anon desu.
what the fuck happened to this board. the shitposting is never-ending.
>>27324862
it makes me embarrassed because they are super loud and clearly not regular sounding(you can tell it's lewd farts not food farts)
but it feels great..yet i have to stop because i dont live alone(neet) and i dont want anyone to hear my girly butt noises..im conflicted
You know what time it is, lads.
Get in here and SMASH DAT MF LIKK XD
>>27324553
hunithunithunit WHO GOING TO PAY FOR DAT WALL
FUCKIN WERE GOT DA LEAN AT BUT YALL BOY AINT OUT YET
>>27324553
POP POP FIZZ FIZZ
OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS
>"You've done a solid job so far, now the last two questions."
>"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? And 25 years?"
dead
revitalized after my head is unfrozen and transplanted onto a clone body
>>27324489
Living a comfy life in which money isn't a constant worry.
Or dead.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years
Undergoing an operation to transplant my consciousness into a synthetic body
>And 25 years?
Traveling across the vastness of space in the blink of an eye as time becomes irrelevant to my function, discovering distant galaxies and fucking hot alien babes.
Post the one who got away.
Would almost have a panic attack when she was close to me.
Indy goddess coming through
>>27324524
ew gooks are so fucking disgusting
get up you lazy cunts edition
>>27324344
No
Post waifus from the comfort of your bed, as it should be
>>27324892
YOU
WILL
NEVER
TOUCH
HER
>>27324930
Logically I know, but deep in my heart I still believe I will someday be with her
>she died two years ago, and that was really the end of my story.
>this is some bloated epilogue I'm too much of a pussy to end.
Recommend some drugs that will give me the courage to kill myself and join my stupid whore of a oneitus in hell.
If you really loved her you would have killed yourself already. You haven't because you know you didn't have a chance with her and she was just like any other fucking girl.
Painkillers are good to help you get courage
>>27324307
I believed everybody who told me the mourning process was temporary, so I waited to "feel better"
I feel just about as shitty as the day I found out she died.
>tfw your mom jerks you off before you go to bed
>>27324282
>tfw your mom hints that she wants you to move out
>>27324327
FUCKING WHORE!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME MOMMY! I'M YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY
>>27324282
>>27324327
here we have two ends of a very fucking strange spectrum. wew fucking lad
