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Jinx should be like every other league character (hourglass+double-G's)
if you don't agree then you are a loli-loving pedo
>>27329192
no, she shouldn't. i dont fap to league, it's retarded, and i despise when authors put huge boobs on characters to please the fans, fucking autism marketing
Jinx should be mtf
>>27329214
this, been playing league for years, best girls in that game are leona and others who are actually covered up they don't look retarded
>yfw /pol/ is the star again of 4chan and not /r9k/
When will it be our time again?
When it was your time?
>>27329162
I hope when the elections end and the leddit shills stop shitting this place.
>>27329162
Make it your time OP, go out and put /r9k/ back in the spotlight, it's your destiny.
I've been playing final fantasy for the last few days. And what the fuck is this green stuff. Is it grass, trees or bushes?
It's trees. Woodland. Forest.
The overworld is drawn on a different scale. You're looking at a map.
best setup for the first game is three red mages and a warrior
also play five, was super comfy.
>>27328977
>never get any higher level black/white magic
>no holy or flare
>red mages stuck in limbo of not having attack stats as high as fighters
Best setup imo is 2 warrior, b mage and w mage.
I think specialization is best
decent youtubers thread
>>27328936
Filthyfrank, idubbbz, maxmoefoe, howtobasic
/thread
Who /H3H3/ here?
>>27328984
And reviewbrah
>Hi anon. My parents aren't home.
>What do you want to do?
>>27328914
This disgust is what most men crave for? I would rather be gay, look at that disgusting vagina. How can it be pleasant to watch? And the fat rolling everywhere and ugly face.
I just don't get it.
>no homo man here
>>27328914
first close your legs, that smell is killing the plants
>>27328914
> tfw there are girls that have amazing bodies
> that have very clean and neat vaginas, that invite and seduce
Then there are these kind of people. How can anyone be seduced by that?
Fembot feels : regret and shame
> feel very horny
> bf is on meds, has no sex drive at all.
> want to have sex like crazy, he can't get it up
> for some reason start to love his smell, head starts spinning, feel a pounding sensation
> bf leaves and should be gone for some time
> go and try to masturbate, take his old shirt from the basket, put on headphones
> reach an orgasm, start yelling out his name, open eyes
> see him in the doorway with a smug look on his face
> "I had a feeling there was something FISHY going on"
> leave his place
It has been a week now. Why do I feel so shameful over it? I can barely even be next to him and I feel like I did something horrible.
>>27328709
>> "I had a feeling there was something FISHY going on"
probably from the smell lol
>fembot
>talks about her bf
>anime
yup, worst thread of the day
>>27328709
My eyes have been open to the susceptibility of the men here.
You... We must be cleansed in nuclear fire to never lust again.
I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9-5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
Shit tier band desu
Hope this gives you hell
>it's been nearly a decade since the last time I woke up because I had enough sleep, and not with an alarm
I should let myself sleep for however long this weekend. It will probably result in me waking up to the apartment next door turning on their washing machine, or the apartment above me having the kids play soccer inside the living room, but its better than the Depeche Mode song that's been signaling the start of my toil for so many years.
>>27328630
Thisauthor makes poems that impress me every time.
>you are riding on the subway
>girl with a backpack and a thick winter coat sits down next to you
>you notice suspicious looking wires coming out of her coat
>no one else in the carriage has noticed anything
Wat do?
>>27328409
>Turn 360 degrees and walk right out of there
>>27328409
get off at the next stop, leave the normies to die
Compliment her for being a strong feminist woman fighting against islamophobia.
>be called hitler and pathetically mocked with shit like Drumpg
>proven right in just two explosions
so how do you think the islamophile cucks will try to discredit him now?
hang merkel now
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>asking this on the most cucked board on 4chan
Prepare for LITERALLY HITLER responses
>>27328307
>most cucked
that would be /his/
How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing at me? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
Improve your diet such that it all comes out in an easily expelled, firm lump that doesn't require wiping.
>>27328248
Why tf are people laughing at you for buying toilet paper?
>>27328248
Indians use a bucket of water and the index finger on their left hand.
Don't use toilet paper, think of the carbon footprint.
>have euphoric realizations multiple times a day
who else does this
>>27327891
euphoric realizations about what anon?
>>27327891
I usually have them when I'm showering or at night in bed
>>27328005
about anything that you're thinking about
life choices you think that you should make, why you're stuck in the rut that you're in etc...
>I failed 1 year mechanical engineering.
>I failed 2 years computer science.
>I want to become a male nurse and then study medicine.
>I am 23 y/o.
After stating some facts and realizing that, if I decide to go that route I will be a doctor/surgeon at the age of ~38; how much am I fucked? How much will society fuck me?
If you go after surgery, you're going to be wasting your best working years just trying to make it to that point, Anon.
>>27327969
What do you mean?
My concern was, if I will get into nursing school at my age.
And what you guys think about becoming a doctor at a later age.
>>27327832
Depends on where you live. If in the US, enjoy paying off student loans until the day you die. If anywhere else, go for it.
Also you could become a nurse on go for a degree in anthropology with a focus on medical anthropology on the side, which will be significantly easier than actually studying medicine. You can do it while working full time. Because honestly if you failed and engineering and CS already, you'll probably fail medicine as well.
who else /tallwithasmallcock/?
Did life cuck us the hardest?
>>27327789
That's rough OP
Tall, handsome, white,
>mini dick
Every day I want to kill myself,
I was on the verge of killing myself yesterday, i would drive my dads car into a big oak tree at about 130km/h
Had everthing planned out, fuck depression is only getting worse and worse
>>27327789
I'm /TallWithNormalCock/ and it's still shitty. It looks comparatively small on my big body.
If you put my dick on a 5'7" manlet he'd probably look like a living-legend porn god.
Hey /r9k/ I'm thinking about trying acid for the first time, I smoke weed often and really want to try something new. What are you're thoughts on the drug, have you taken it before or got any god stories?
Lock yourself in the bathroom for a really fun experience.
>>27327660
I've tripped on acid three times and while I enjoyed the experiences over all it can be unpleasant at times
>>27327660
>buy 4 hits of acid with the plan of dropping them with a friend
>drop them the second the reach our hands
>playing call of duty waiting for them to kick in
>get tired of greentexting
After a couple of rounds it kicked in. My friend locked himself in the bathroom mumbling things about his gf. I started ad libbing slam poetry and got really hot and tried removing my clothes. After a minute I went to my friend and he had regressed back into an aggresive child, we exchanged some words and it ended with me begging him to kill me.
/chestlets/
you know what time it is
friendly reminder even 12 year olds have more tits than you
>tfw ex was 32J
Can't get them out of my head/ No way out of this hell
Where'd you get this pic from? Original
