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What do people mean by this. And why is it considered an insult?
>>25821228
it means you see stacey for the bitch whore she is, and they don't like you knowing it.
It's said by people who can't think.
I'll need an example of something you said to explain it in detail.
Normies are very utilitarian with how they use their brains. The way they see it, you reason yourself into thinking an unhappy thought, then you might have over analyzed something.
what anime are you guys watching? Any good anime like One Punch Man?
>>25821199
>OPM
>good
>same shitty joke repeated over and over
fuck off, normalscum
>>25821199
rewatching kanon
>>25821220
oh sorry I know it doesn't have scantily clad girls in school girl outfits
How in the world do I get a girlfriend with a big butt?
>>25821191
>meet girl
>feed her too much food
>>25821209
Is it that simple? I thought that girls get fat in different parts of their body instead like their thighs or stomache.
just bee urself bro :^)
You now have the opportunity to change everything about your life. What do?
Bonus: dubs = start doing it now
>get better grades
>"network"
>get scholarship
>pay my debts
>finish my degree
>go to canada
>get job
>get comfy warm house
>get polite girlfriend
>live around nice people in a small town
>don't feel afraid of getting stabbed everyday
Job.
Car.
Live somewhere not here.
Budget better.
Socialise
>Be born in USA
>Have cool friends
>Be born rich
There's actually nothing I can do to change any of that though
>>25821493
you can go to the usa
you can have cool friends
you can, well, you can get money
>Chad cannot erect his cock
>Elliot loads up his Glock
>you love you lose
>Chad mixes up shrimp juice
You despair at night, wanting to see her smile,
Chad's cum flows through her like the nile
>>25821145
>Stacy forgets to take the pill
>Elliot prepares to kill
>tfw you are a Muslim living in Germany and have, indeed, zero interest in "assimilating" and "integrating" into a feminist male-guilt and forever-holocaust-guilty society...
>...but also have zero interest in an Islamic society where a wealthy Chad has 4 wifes, while the rest are incels and get more and more radical (same shit, different color)
>tfw German men think that all hot German women prefer you over them and subconsciously want to get raped by you, but they are actually just interested in white Chads and that being white is part of the definition of "Chad"
>tfw no matter which side wins (radical Islam, feminists, right wingers, liberals, conservatives) it will only get worse for you
>>25821101
Muslim in Germany
So i guess you are a turkish sub-human ?
How do you feel about the Kurdistan being built as we speak ?
>>25821101
>tfw part arab part white
>tfw I don't live in Europe where everyone would fetishize me and make me rich and famous as a way to appear progressive
J U S T
>>25821101
why not join a rape gang?
>tfw possibility of gf
>>25821028
>tfw possibility of gf but too dead inside to care
>>25821028
>tfw no possibility of gf
What the fuck is Of?
Why did things have to become so shitty /r9k/? I'm not just talking about personally, the world in general went to shit. Society is fucking horrible, libtards and SJW's are taking over everything.
Why did things have to turn out so bad? Why do we have to suffer through this?
Why can't it be fucking 2007 again, when things were so much better?
Please make it stop, fucking make it stop.
Pls respond /r9k/...
Barack Obama
>>25820810
The world changes, the same way it will be completely different on a decade
>cute girl has a weak boyfriend
>I beat the shit out of him to try to win her attention
>she won't even look at me now
What did I do to deserve this?
Being a fucking savage.
And this probably would only have 99.99% success rate with Chad aesthetics.
Acted like a douche whilst thinking that it somehow made you better in her eyes, I'd wager.
>>25820813
>>25820816
I proved that he was a fag. She should be in my arms by now. Yesterday I saw her talking with her friends and I walked over to try and console her but she ran away and they told me to get fucked. I don't understand any of this, there's nothing logical about the way she's acting.
Anybody know any good TV shows on Hulu?
I've seen everything that I wanted to see, and I'm struggling to find a reason to keep the subscription. Between september-december is when it's actually worth having, because of South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Bob's Burgers, but I have nothing to watch the rest of the year
you've seen the sopranos, right?
>>25820767
they have it on hulu? and yes i have
I'm watching community right now. Great show that will make you laugh but put you in the feels at the same time. I like that some episodes are just typical sitcom drama shit and some episodes will just go bonkers and have a random zombie apocalypse or they'll play Dungeons and Dragons.
7/10 definitely watch
Tool thread? Tool thread.
>Choices always were a problem for you
>What you need is someone strong to guide you
I used to be really into Tool. Like I thought MJK was like the greatest musician ever.
But the more I listened to other artist and bands the more average tool became
>>25820744
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to guide you, like me.
>>25820898
>But the more I listened to other artist and bands the more average tool became
Like who? Might as well have a nice discussion.
I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my posts
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
>>25820600
Thispoem triggers the wagecucks.
>>25820954
it's from a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A
>>25821095
Thisis good music.
How do I fuck my mom? I got the hots for her bad
Text her exactly what's in the greentext in the exact order
>Hey, we've known each other a long time, why haven't we fucked yet?
>Crap wrong person ignore that!
>But seriously tho why not?
>>25820577
Pretend you're your dad. She'll never no the difference.
If she says you aren't, just insist that you are.
Is that her? I'll fuck her for you and just tell you about it, how about that? Post info please.
I've sperged out
>be 18 year old loser
>short
>sad
>bored
>hang out with druggies but I mostly smoke pot
>group of like 5 18-22 year old guys who hang out in this one drug dealers house
>they all make fun of me
>think I'm a faggot
>mock what I say
>bully me into giving them money
>hate all these faggots
>decide I'm going to rob all of them and stop hanging out with them
>they think I'm a faggot so they would never suspect I did it
>know they leave the door unlocked
>when everyone is out I go to the house
>steal $1600, 2 bundles of really good ECP heroin (live in Jersey), 3 ounces of of weed (one of which was mine), maybe 40-50 klonopin, a handful of oxycontin, 10 tabs of acid, and a bag of mushrooms.
>run like a madman scared as fuck with a backpack full of drugs back to my house about 10 minutes away
>realize what I've just done
>freak out
its been like two weeks. not a single person has accused me. they beat up some spic last week and stole a bunch of his shit in "retaliation". in a couple weeks im going to stop hanging out with them and just live in my room doing drugs.
A druggie doing druggie things nothing special
They'll kill you once they find out.
Move out of your city, sell the drugs and get a job.
>>25820784
I say move out of the city, destroy the evidence (DO NOT SELL IT)
They will hurt you bad if they find out.
But seriously though get rid of that shit as fast as possible. Don't use it in case of overdose. Be safe anon
What is it that you want anon?
>>25820490
Being able to love myself.
Just a loving girlfriend that doesn't look disgusting.
>>25820490
I want to be desired by the opposite gender
