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who else /nodding in and out of consciousness/ here?
You can't buy pods anymore and they are all washed. No point
here, about to drop any second tbqh
>>25816644
You can buy seeds though and they're unwashed.
>>25816741
Awesome senpai! We should have poppy parties here on /r9k/
I'm Buddy, I'm a polydrug abusing 19 year old
I met a guy on /r9k/ and became his girlfriend
I make more money than him due to me being a manager.
We eventually broke up because he constantly thought that i'd cheat on him with "Chad" because of it.
Seriously you guys are pathetic.
So how many times did you cheat on him?
You showed us!
>>25815775
Yes I'd like to know that aswell.
I want to reborn as a girl who looks stunningly beautiful without makeup. Why must God be so unfair when he made us? Why can't all people be beautiful equally?
>>25815500
Because life isn't fair, and so on and so forth.
>>25815500
That picture is photoshopped.
>>25815537
You're just repeating what OP said as a statement.
In reality OP each of us is you and you will get to live each of your lives, in time. This goes for everyone here who refers to themselves by I, its all the same I in the end.
Whats your opinion on gorilla theory?
It is a theory on sluthate that frame is just as important as height. It can also mean that women are attracted to gorillas who truly represent masculinity.
This is illustrated by the fact that hundreds of thousands of women in Japan went to a Zoo to see a gorilla. They were obsssed with the gorilla and viewed him as a sex symbol.
>>25815484
A gorilla will also try to snap your spine in half if you get within 5 meters of it.
Frame is underrated, autists are way too concerned with height.
>>25815509
exactly masculinity theory confirmed
>>25815519
I'm 6 ft. tall but have a thin frame. I've been lifting for roughly 4 years to minimize and its worked, as in I've gotten with more attractive women.
But I'm still looking for surgeries to improve it.
What's /r9k/'s favorite state?
Tennesseefag here. TN is okay, but I haven't had the opportunity to travel often. Although I enjoyed my time in Pennsylvania.
>>25815307
I live in Iowa, which is comfy.
Colorado is fun. Haven't been back since 420ayylmao though. Going to Vista this summer.
Alaska seems like the comfiest. Hawaii the most overrated.
>>25815307
Best states:
>Colorado
>Wyoming
>Utah
>New Mexico
It's because of their beautiful shapes.
I've lived in Oregon, California, Florida, Virginia (4 locations), and currently live in Pennsylvania. I've done at least 3 cross-country drives (maybe more when I was elementary aged, forget to be honest).
Washington seems like it'd be the best, the northwest in general. Worst seems to be the deep south (anything south of the Appalatians, including parts of VA, TN, KY, etc), followed by the flyover states. The northeast is overrated, Florida is white-trash-tier outside of Miami, California is too crowded. The upper-midwest is okay (Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, etc) but seems to kitschy in general, and gives an air of overcompensating.
My parents kicked me out, r9k. I'm currently posting from outsider their flat, but the phone battery is going to die soon. Then I'll be alone in the world with no friends, no family, no place to go, no money, no skills to do any jobs, nothing. I can't even suicide without doing some messy stuff like jumping under a train, I can't even buy a razor blade to cut my veins.
>>25815305
Stop lying, you son of a pepe.
Hobo reporting in. How goes it brethren? Go plug in at a coffee shop and let's have a chat. First time out? Want some pointers?
Just get a job, a girlfriend and a flat. Everything can be done in a day. It's that easy.
But you chose to not even try and wish that your parents take pity in you and let you back in. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
For robots who don't live at home or in a college dorm, what is your apartment like?
Who do you share it with?
I just moved in this morning to a new place and it is pretty depressing.
>>25815233
you should be happy man. I'm 31 and still live with my parents because I'm incredibly poor and still in university for a yew years. Having my own place seems like a fairytale to me. you should be very glad bro.
You can't be a robot if you don't live with your parents.
>>25815324
It's not my place. I'm living with two people who don't speak English very well and don't have any manners. I'm not looking for sympathy, it's just nice in a strange way to know others are in a similar position.
>>25815327
My mom lives with her partner so I can't move home. I'd love to quit my job and live with mom.
Who else /giant/ here?
How do you deal with being a alpha looking beta?
6'3 here, fairly fit (because I'm a fucking wagecuck in construction), and my face is average. I'm a completely uneducated cunt though, I didn't even fucking go to high school, and I have shit social skills. I'm just biding my time to go on a fucking rampage and kill the shit out of all the normies. My cunt boss will be first.
>>25815322
I said giant, not dwarf.
Did I fucking stutter?
>>25815185
Being over 6'4" - 6'5" wont give you any benefits, you just look too awkward to others unless you're a muscular.
This guy never had gf. He is beautiful
>b-but muh looks are everything
>>25814681
He used acne medication, got an aesthetic hair cut and got surgery to have a more furrowed brow and stronger jaw. It worked out really well but it happened after his formative years in college so he never developed the personality of a good looking person which is why he's essentially a good looking robot with a personality that isn't conducive to picking up girls. When a girl did come on to him the pub, she eventually left after she grew bored of his autistic responses.
>>25814704
Looks are everything but I guess you have to be born with them so that you develop the confidence as a result of growing up being treated favorably due to the halo effect. That said, if he could learn the personality of a chad then he would easily be one.
>>25814851
Yeah I didn't really talk to a single human being until I was 20 years old. I just worked at it for 4 years of going out of my comfort zone and this is as an ugly to average guy (rate my looks at about a 4, no huge defects other than scars but nothing really pleasant about my facial structure)
holy fuck
>frequent masturbation gives prostate cancer in early 20s
http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
>>25814649
hahahahai'm going home
I'm calling bull, your body doesn't know the difference between sex and masturbation.
>The findings were surprising. Sexual intercourse did not affect prostate cancer risk. But frequent masturbation did -- in different ways, at different times of life.
>>25814677
It might not seem like it can, but it can. The body really is amazing
>tfw girl offered to take my virginity
>tfw she is a whore
>tfw she already fucked someone in my social circle
>tfw the little reputation that I have will be destroyed if I have sex with her
What do?
Why the fuck are you posting on here you disgusting normie? just fuck off and have sex already.
>>25814641
Beggars can't be choosers anon. Get her tested and if she refuses fuck it
>>25814641
You're fucked. If you do it, later on you're going to regret fucking the slut, but if you dont fuck her, you're going to regret staying a khv for the next 6 years. Thats why you dont fucking go to the 3rd d
Do you like long-haired or short-haired women better, robots?
>>25814579
>short hair
>woman
pick one
>short hair
No thanks, I'm not gay
>>25814579
Depends on how feminine her penis is.
>tfw no idea what to do with my life besides being high
>even that is getting boring
>even shitposting 24/7 got boring
JUST
>>25814576
Lift weights and become Chode
Lets die
>>25814835
But Im tired0f everything
If you met her and you two had to hang out, would you just shout memes in her face that she's a boy-looking flat normie bitch and REEEEEEEEE at her? Or would you make a move?
>>25814368
I'd try to hit a licc at theeze eyebrows
>>25814368
I would tell to her that I am fucking robot and maybe she could let me do anything sexual with her, would tell that she's really beatifull and cool.
> make a move
nigger I didnt make a move in 3 fucking years, I barely can talk to people nowadays, at most I'd be the jesse eisenberg guy with a wicked sense of humor
how do i stop being a NEET
i hate this lifestyle and I can't deal with it any longer. i feel like if i keep being a NEET i will eventually become overcome with despair and doing something stupid.
i wish it was as easy as just going outside but something changed inside of me, my head is too fucked up
pls help
How old are you? I'm 23, was employed for 2 years in management before being laid off in October but that robotic mindset never really went away. Even despite year long breaks from this place. I don't know what we need.
>>25814333
21. it seemed to all start going downhill at the start of my senor year of highschool. i lost all motivation and drive, happiness, started becoming more susceptible to stupid conspiracy theories and stuff
i went to college for 1 semester and dropped out because i could not deal with the insane brainfog. i've tried becoming employed, but I simply couldn't keep up a schedule and quit after a couple of months.
i just want to do something but its like im too mentally fucked up to take any action. i just feel weird all the time, like im looking thru a cloudy shower curtain
>>25814496
You sound pretty much exactly like me. Everything started after senior high school for me too, same dropped out of college, brainfog, throw in depression and not seeing the endgoal of college or life in general. Man we need help.
