has your parents or friends seen that you've been here?
> friend says "let me search something"
> types in "R"
> suggested search is R9K
> "anon, what's r9k?"
> nothing it's about computers
> he clicks on it and scrolls down
> pepe's and wojaks everywhere
> I snatch...
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>>25824057
>2016
>Having friends.
>heh
>>25824057
should have said it was a forum about suicide
also
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25824087
>>25824103
I'm not going to feel bad for having friends, I bet you just say you don't have any just to fit in here
I'm literally everything women don't want in a romantic partner.
>unattractive
>shy
>boring
>can't carry a conversation
>no self-esteem or confidence
>submissive, both sexually and personality-wise
>clingy and emotional
>no friends, no social life
>main hobbies include staying...
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Pretty much the same except
>no income
>>25824001
Yes. Change. Stop glorifying your shit qualities.
>>25824001
>tfw no lamia gf
Kill me
I finally went through with it and had sex with a prostitute today after two years of having no intimate contact with a human female. I'm sure some of you guys have thought of doing the same thing so let me know if you have any questions about my experience. I'll greentext it next post.
wud ur weenor smel lik affer?
>>25823852
what is your favorite pizza topping?
Did it ease the pain?
>how do you robots feel about this? Only men have to do this.
Penalties for not signing up
>no college loans/financial aid
>no drivers license
>no federal or state jobs
>250,000$ fine and up to 5 years in prison
Who's ready to die for women and a country that hates them!?!
>>25823683I'm a pacifist and would rather take 5 years in prison then be forced to murder in the name of the state
>>25823683
it literally doesn't matter because it will never be used
>>25823683
>how to tell someone just turned 18
>there are white people on this board right now
pic related
Good thing I'm not white.
This is a white board.
>>25823604
Yeah buddy. The original founder was a white guy. The language you are speaking was invented by white guys. The country you are in was founded by white guys. The computer screen and microchips inside your computer was invented by white guys. The people who transported your ancestors to this country was most likely white guys.
Daily reminder
If you meet any of the below requirements, please fuck off as you are not welcome on /rk9/ and should revert back to normie book, twatter or instafag
>have friends
>had sex
>kissed a girl
>have a succeful career and earn good money
>socialise in normie land
>straight
Again, if you meet ANY of the above requirements, please leave this board as it was not made for you.
>>25823406
u ar mad jellly my man .jus b ur self bro
>>25823406
This board wasn't made for you either, betafag.
>>25823406
>straight
>mfw robots arent bitter virgins anymore
>theyre bitter faggot virgins
Good evolution guys
My brother is on suicide watch
>was over achiever in life
>Only academic sibling in my family
>Succeeded & graduated collage
>worked parttime while studying
Has
>Master of Science
etc
He has been searching for a job in his field that he always wanted to
Everyday
>Always applying
>Looking for what his lecturer promised him
He...
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suck his dick
it'll make him feel better
this post is how i expect my life to be in 5 years
>>25823350
why is that pic so comfy
>literally fedora wearing redditors are easily able to get qt pies gf
we are bigger betas than reddit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZbAcup4pwY&t=32m7s
maybe you should try buying a fedora and browsing reddit
>>25823126
why do they all sound like chipmunks wtf
>>25823214
bro thats just how they speak "english" in britbong. It has something to do with centuries of inbreeding
Just tell me how your day was or something. Please.
>>25823121
same shit as usual, force feed myself while sitting on computer.
It was nice. I celebrated my younger sister's birthday at an Italian restaurant. Right now I'm mulling over how lonely I am and just want to go home and jack off to porn.
>>25823121
really good! gf came over last night, watched some harry potter movies and fucked a lot
she wore my sweater and looked super cute in it and in the mornig she woke me by snuggling my arm and we showered together
it was fun
I have an unpopular opinion.
>I don't think katya is pretty
>>25822788
Good, one less person to compete against.
>>25822788
I'm sorry you have such horrid taste anon. Katya is literally the most attractive girl on the Internet.
>>25822788
Well THAT'S what I call an unpopular opinion.
>LITERALLY twenty sixteen
>not smoking
It makes you happier and, if you can pull it off, gives you that "bad boy" trait that you are clearly lacking and that attracts women.
inb4 you guys say "hurr durr it's bad for your lungs", I must remember: most robots don't even want to live long, so why bother?
There is no reason to not smoke in 2016.
>>25822787
>tfw started smoking when i was 13
>tfw that was 7 years ago
>tfw bronchitis
>tfw wont make it pass 50
Life is a miserable cunt, but filling my lungs with burnt money won't help that. I'll bum one though.
pap ner neeep
Insecam.org/en/view/259185
let's lurk some more
Let's hope that this thread won't be deleted
absolutely /comfy/ backyard
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/263108/
dad and son watching some tv
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/262964/
if i wanted to kill myself could I just swallow 50 benzo pills and drink a bottle of vodka? would that work?
just do it, who cares
come on maaaaaaate
>>25822515
yeah it would
This isn't really a thing is it? Do people really do shit like this?
>>25822505
No, I just ate in the library while reading fan fiction.
>>25822505
When my one friend was absent from school, I would eat lunch in the bathroom.
Yes I did this once
Do you have an ongoing secret that nobody must know?
>>25822087
I've done steroids
i have insatiable cock lust
>tfw you get drunk and tell everyone youre a faggot, pretend it never happened, and continue to pretend to like girls
>>25822087
I'm hiding condoms in my closet, j-just in case... my parents must not know.
I'm also attracted to "young" women, y-you know?