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Does anyone here "exchange nudes" with girls and send fake dick pics? Please tell me I'm not the only one. Like, I don't want pics of my wang just out there, and plus it might not be that impressive. Got caught today and basically cut all contact. Is this normal, /r9k/?
Yes it's normal.
I send pictures of black cocks whenever girls ask on tinder. When they say it's not mine (I'm white) I insist it is and/or accuse them of being racist.
>>25835044
>Have a big dick
>But it's kind of ugly
>Plus I haven't trimmed my bush in like 8 months
All that fapping senpai, I swear. I really don't care about posting pictures of my dick, I rarely have any accounts directly associated with my name.
>Valentine's Day is less than a month away
>still haven't found a gf
Who cares . Who here /nolongerneedsGF/?
>>25834764
>realizing what the date is
>LOL
Oh no you have nobody to go out of your way to spend money on. Someone who needs a bunch of material objects that somehow measure how you feel about her.
Everyone who celebrates that stupid "holiday" is just further promoting blind materialism and corporate marketing.
Don't forget that $3,000 pair of diamond earrings, anon.
Do any of you guys feel conflicted when you see Adam Driver? He's not handsome, but I don't think he's particularly ugly either. He just has fucked up ears and a really odd face. But he still lands roles in films. Can someone explain this shit to me?
>>25834655
I feel conflicted because I have the same appearance. Literally the same problem, not handsome or particularly ugly (but leaning towards ugly more so), just an odd face.
Feels man senpai
>>25834655
He was intentionally cast to not fit the look of a villain because he's coming back to the light side. Women exaggerate how bad he looks because they're chad lusting sluts.
>>25834692
Same with me m8
>REALLY weak ass chin, big nose
>genuinely autistic
>deformed, pointy ears
>can't grow beard because shit genetics
>have had sex with three girls
They said I have beautiful eyes and I act confident. I don't know man.
Ever been this cozy, /r9k/?
Post the edit of the comic where Calvin is sawing his mom's limbs off while she gurgles about how much it hurts and she wants to die.
Or maybe I'm just imagining this edit. I've done a lot of drugs. Someone make that edit.
That edit is the best fucking thing ever.
Hot chocolate is gross.
>>25834652
This comic has no fucking joke in it. Unless "Are you going to eat all those peanut butter crackers yourself" is supposed to be the punchline... or that Hobbes turns into a real tiger because Calvin is imagining it.
Calvin and Hobbes is overrated as fuck
>Ask a man that has been having severe pain on his right side just above the hip and below the rib cage for the last 3 weeks anything
>>25834555
Why haven't you gotten it checked out?
>>25834555
what happened to cause the pain
>>25834566
I was hoping it would go away
>>25834573
It just started on its own
Are attractive Asians the pinnacle of female beauty?
>>25834483
Yes. Not only physically but they're the only women in modern colleges that aren't slutty gender studies majors.
The pretty ones who wear jappy clothes are. Ugly Asians and Asians who wear normal clothes are not.
>>25834539
i went to UCLA
literally every female asian was a whore banging chad from the football team
>just finished jerking off to a non-nude cam model
JUST
Damn its a good year to be a panthers fan.
>>25834379
i do the same senpai, queenofjapan on mfc
>>25834379
Man I am gay and don't know who this man is though he is quite attractive. Shame that he is a straight male football player
Why does the song Sk8er boi make me sad
>>25834246
You should go outside :)
>>25834246
it reminds you of your lost youth
Well WERE you a s8er boi?
Did she say see you later, boy?
>had one life
>born a woman with a strong man jaw
Why live at this point?
>>25833829
Holy fuck that woman in the picture gave me a rager.
PLease tell me there's porn of her
well you're a woman, so you're automatically on easy mode. Go date an autistic engineer or code monkey. They'll fight over you, and they've got cash
>>25833829
why do you even make this thread without posting a pic of yourself
I don't get it /r9k/, why does she have to be a virgin?
Because I'm scared
Because only a pure virgin woman deserves the sex skills I have learned from watching hentai
Its important to have things in common
What do you think of marijuana?
Do you enjoy it?
It helps my depression better then anti depressants
Got tired of feeling like a worthless junkie every time i smoked so i quit. I don't judge thought. smoke away
>>25833795
The 420 blaze it/smoke all day errday people are annoying. I smoke twice a day and no junky feeling. Its legal here in Colorado and my parents are pretty liberal so they don't care
>>25833766
i very much enjoy mareewanni
it can make you creative, or very imaginative. It's the ultimate chill drug and I personally smoke erryday
Adult swim? I mean it's terribly written and drawn. Very mechanical and not very good. i sometimes feel racist because I'm disgusted by Cleveland. But the truth is he's a terrible and uninteresting , stupid, character
Becleve in yourself
>>25833559
it's basically the new king of the hill except absolutely zero people think the cleveland show is funny
>>25833559
>>25833559
You sound like you're 12, friend
>The Simpsons Movie came out 9 years ago
>tf2 is almost 10 years old
>it went f2p 5 years ago
Fuck, I remember seeing that in theaters. Time flies.
>>25833540
>the SEGA Genesis came out 51 years ago
ITT: God tier TV shows
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good thread so far.
i wonder who's going to fuck it all up?
not me, that's for sure.
>>>/reddit/
eat my balls
How the fuck do people get fat?
I've been eating like a pig for a month now, and I'm still a skelly. Even tried the /fit/ GOMAD meme thing and nothing.
How much do you have to eat to get to this point? I seriously don't understand.
>dont leave the house in all summer
went from 100 kgs in may to 139 by september
solid 12-13 kg a month by just eating nuggets and noodle.
slow metabolism
I wasn't able to start getting fat until my late 20s. Before that it was awesome... ate and drank whatever I wanted all the time. Now I just eat a sane amount of food and shit's fine.
