Literally the biggest fucking beta until he had his potential unlocked.
Still a beta to this day compared to his Chad Dad.
You do realize he is a cartoon character, right?
>>25828774
Even after desu senpai
New insecam thread.
http://www.insecam.org/
ur a faggot
gaygaygaygyaygaygyayga
This is getting boring. I want to find a cam with some Illuminati shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUx8_JNNKsM
Posted this link in the other thread.
could one of you please explain to me how you can sleep on your backs every night knowing that pic related could happen to you? sleep paralysis is real and what you see is in it is just as real and vivid if not more vivid then all the other objects in your room you can, in most cases feel what they are doing to you and you can't do anything about it other than lay there.
>inb4 this belongs on /x/
>>25826353
>could one of you please explain to me how you can sleep on your backs every night knowing that pic related could happen to you?
Because we don't care and don't think about it.
>>25826353
just record yourself sleeping every night and regret it later.
I sleep on my back every night. Sometimes feeling fear is better than feeling nothing at all.
Why do white guys have these things on their skin?its gross. I've never seen black or Asian man with em.
>>25837272
skin tags?
I'm black and I have one on the back of my left leg
I think it it caused by obesity.
I'm not obese anymore
>>25837369
That's what they're called?
Fuck I thought that it was some weird acne my dad had.
They are called skin tags. afaik any human can get them.
Scenario Time! You have to choose between these 2 scenarios:
>This fine beautiful black girl drives up to you on the street, and says "Hey, I find you real sexy as hell, get in my car, imma give you some brown sugah..."
or...
>A UFO also shows up above the same road as the black girl, with a bunch of creepy tall Grey aliens walking along below the ship, demanding you come with them at once. The leader says this to you:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
Now, who do you choose...
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I'd go with the aliens.
the black girl
wtf kind of racist would choose a fucking alien abduction over being with a sexy ass black woman?
fuck some aliens I'm gonna get some 10/10 pussy
FUCK A LINE EVERY TIME
Money store and Government plates were great, but I hated Powers that B
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GULLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
what did he mean by this?
>>25837177
how the hell do like gp but not notm?
I really, really want to fuck a hot 40 year-old, lads.
Some brothels may be able to facilitate your desire. Also bars.
And maybe watch this. Might help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6jbkZd0qV0
>>25836886
I fucked a 50 year old who had a better body than most 23 year olds I've known....
>>25837091
wow
what kind of breasts are those
Take the personality test and post what personality you are!
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
I got ESFJ
>6% extravert
>34% sensing
>19% feeling
>1% judging
any other robots like me out there??
>esfj
>robot
nice meme
>>25836467
I have conflicted interests.
Now post your personality you dolt
>>25836495
no you're extroverted and need to get >>>/out/ with your reddit OP image senpai
You are not a robot if you haven't played WoW.
>>25836297
It's the most normie MMO there is.
Runescape would be a better candidate.
>>25836297
>implying a robot's parents loved them enough to pay for a WoW subscription
Runescape is a true robot mmo
>>25836328
>>25836335
Tfw play RS daily
I can act as evidence that runescape is the true robot mmo
>parents were always extremely restrictive with food
>no sweets or junk food in the house
>not even butter/sugar/salt was allowed
>had to eat bran flakes for breakfast
>mom only made bland tasteless healthy food such as fish with brown rice
>only time i got to eat something enjoyable was holidays
>would go to other kids houses and see things like soda in their...
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You're parents had good intentions and look what happened, now you're on a crash course for diabetes.
But they're were retards and never explained why a good diet is neccesary.
childhood obesity ruined food for me
No. My parents were very restrictive with both adult media and food.
I'm sex-crazed, but I eat very sensibly
Stop blaming your parents. You're the one shoving crap in your face.
Premise:
"Dear /b/,
Since we all know how important it is to keep good relations between boards (syke u guys are antisocial faggots) I have decided we will write a nice little letter to /r9k/
Each sentence posted in this thread will be included chronologically. Let me start."
Dear /r9k/
Love, /b/
/letter
This is the worst board ever /b/ro.
How?
Are
You?
We
Hate
Hate
Niggers
Too.
WRITE A SENTENCE, YOU FUCKTARDS!
You
Fuck you.
Are
Alone
The
And r9k too
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Is 18 too old to become fluent in a second language?
What language should I learn as a "just in case" language
Like if I want to leave the country and live somewhere else
>>25835839
Russian and Spanish are probably the most widely understood by number of countries, maybe German too.
Chinese, Japanese, and Korean open up a lot of doors too, but they're obviously more difficult.
You could also ask on /int/.
>>25835839
Of course it isn't. College students start learning a new language then usually. Most schools in the USA only offer 2-3 languages, whereas universities offer 5-7.
>>25835974
is chinese easier than japanese
i dont understand the contructs of the languages that makes them so much more difficult than others
Who /allergies/ here?
Grass and seafood are my weaknesses. I fucking love crab rangoons and sushi every time I try a bite, but my throat closes every time I try to eat them. Grass isn't too much of an issue until I start rolling and laying in it, then my skin gets inflamed and itchy. Pollen is also an issue, but it isn't a real problem until Spring.
>>25835703
>Who /allergies/ here?
Not me
>allergic to seafood
you literal jew
I have few compared to being a child, but its
>mildew
>dust
>dog
>peanuts
So its inconvenient but life goes on. Mildew hurts my eyes like a botch and dust makes the asthma start up. Doges are sinus and peanut is hives.
>tfw you can't bring these for lunch as an adult
>tfw you'll never be the envy of all your friends again
These were seriously the most comfy meals ever.
I still buy these occasionally. I eat them when I'm alone, but fuck it they're delicious. Also throw out the oreos because don't need that sugar.
>>25835639
you know there's sugar in the crackers too, right?
With that being said, oreos are just disgusting as fuck. I only get the Reese's Lunchables.
>>25835901
Eh, I'm not surprised there's sugar in the crackers. It's just not a sugar overload, so I'm aight with it. I've grown out of candy, cookies, sweets in general.