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anyone here turn it all around? Just got up one day and changed their life for the better?
Sort of, I did the opposite.
That's not how it works and anyone who tells you so is trying to get money out of you.
If they did, they're not here anymore.
Do you ever wish you were gay? Gay guys have it easy.
I just wish i was a chad
>>25833608
a common misconception if you look for a monogamous relationship. it is even harder to have some stable relationship for gay guys.
>>25833608
I just want to fuck little girls
>mfw a Yankee told me "what's the big deal? Its JUST sweet tree"
>>25833505
Sweet tea***
Because yanks don't know how to make iced tea for shit, so it doesn't taste as good up there
>>25833513
liquid diabetes***
>tfw no cute baby to care for
This is the sweetest thing i've seen on here.I hope you have kids someday,Anon.
>tfw no poopy diapers to sniff and hide in my closet
ahh things were so much easier when uncle dave and aunt nancy from ohio stayed over with their baby daughter little patty for christmas...
>start okcupid
>its going slow
>do up my profile a little
>put that I would eventually like to have a kid
>suddenly bombarded with single mothers
I meant MY KID you loose whores
Not Chad's
>you have $100 to spend on anything you want here
>what buy?
1. Tendies
2. Malt Liquor
3. Fix-a-Flat (cause you never know when you're gonna need it)
>>25833128
Fix a flat is terrible and useless
>$50 worth of energy drinks
>$49 worth of beer
>hot dog
hopefully that is enough liquor and energy drinks to kill me
Here's a classic. Cheap nutritious and quick and easy to prepare.
it's about that time fff
>mfw SIDF is out in full force tonight
I do lots of stir fry, they aren't quite as quick or easy as a tin of sardines, but I could give a quick walk through if your interested?
Women literally had it on super mega ultra easy mode and then they forcefully made it so that they had to also go to school get jobs pay taxes and do all the shit men do
Fucking why?
This not only killed the job market but it made marriage pointless
>>25831852
Now you're upset because you want women to have it easier?
>>25831878
No, I'm saying they're stupid for trying to make it harder for themselves
Could you try thinking?
>>25831852
>muh oppression olympics
fuck off to tumblr
How does /r9k/ feel about pubic hair?
A little is better than none, but none is better than full, untamed bush.
its fine but what the hell is wrong with those nipples?
She could have a perfect body if she didn't have sand dollar nipples. Oh well, I'd still suck 'em and fuck 'er.
>you cum into your hand
>chad fucks her with his hand
>>25830995
You can't rhyme a word with itself. It should've been something like:
>you cum on your own
>Chad gives her his boneI don't even find these threads are amusing.
>>25830995
It'd have been funnier if it was like this:
>you cum into your hand
>she gets fucked by the whole band
You really suck at this.
>you cum into his ear
>he gets fucked by a queer
>first semester at Uni
>never had any friends in HS, or when I took classes at Community College
>returning students just moved in today
>guys in room adjacent to mine are drinking and chilling
>they just invited me over
Guys this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I can't even remember the last time I was invited to some sort of social gathering.
What the fuck do I do? I want to make friends, but I've never been drunk before, and what if I don't have anything to say?
>>25830756
Act normal. Don't say anything stupid.
>>25830793
>act normal
I'm not sure I know how.
Is it alright if I just don't say anything?
>>25830756
Hide. Your. Powerlevel. Talk about normie shit. Stay low.
i have been on r9k for a couple of months and it seems like you guys are moody and judging by the number of trap threads, probably low in testosterone. Have you guys tried supplements to boost your testoterone
>>25830495
doctor told me that it's too dangerous
I have below normal levels but he says they're not low enough for a perscription
>>25830495
>implying being moody isn't caused by testosterone
I'm way too high on testosterone
What does kissing a girl feel like
>>25830415
It's fucking weird because you don't know what to do.
OP, I honestly don't even remember.
Haven't kissed/had sex with a girl since May 2015. Interestingly enough I can remember sex, but not so much what it felt like to kiss her. But I can feel her soft flurry of kisses, even now, on my neck. I'm okay with knowing we don't talk anymore. But I'm less okay with forgetting what I felt. I hope I don't lose it all.
>tfw no practice gf that wants a practice bf
Have baby boomers really fucked up the economy or is it just a meme?
>>25830167
Stop complaining. You milennials have no idea how hard it was. Tuition was as high as $400, and five bedroom houses cost a whole $20k in the suburbs. By golly, those were hard times.
ya
tuition,
mortgage
car
insurance
taxes
all fuck us in the ass.
>>25830167
>compounding interest
>imaginary money/value system
>endless supply of people who will work for less-than-livable wages
>nation of fucking simpletons when it comes to conceptualizing centralized, planned economy ("keep gubermint outta muh pockets!")
>greedy fucks who prey on the above and have no intention of making things better for them. except when necessary, to prevent anarchy.
i think these are the main things that are responsible for how the economy is.
everyone is really cucked by the government. but that's changing because of the internet. people are joining together to be outraged in large numbers. it's a shame that Black Lives Matter and the lone, rogue gunmen shooting police officers are scaring poor white people. that's the exact tone of action needed to bring change.
you need thousands of dollars just to dispute a business or employer in court. isn't that fucking crazy?
How are you doing black robots?
what are you doing this year to improve your life?
Let's have a thread with interesting converstations
>>25827022
Work out, so my sexy, masculine face will be on a sexy, masculine body. Then I go get some white girl with jungle fever.
watching anime and masturbating
also maybe motivate myself to install my new hard drive and change my MPC HC settings
Maybe get a job as well, I need money for shitty weeb merch, hentai and JAVs that I can't torrent.
>>25827054
Op here
i'm working out too. recently became single
not looking for girls at the moment tho
>>25827120
looking for a job too. not for weed even tho even if i got nothing against it. i want to buy some good clothing and invest
Who /wincest/ or /lewdwithsiblings/ here?
My imouto and I have a particular ongoing relationship.
Will post greentext
>>25827008
>Will post greentext
Go fuck yourself. Do it or don't do it, attentionwhoring gets you nothing.
>>25827008
My cousin spent a whole night naked, did a slutty dance for me, and gave me a handy once. We were 15 at the time. We were out in redneck land on a ranch, we had a cabin to ourselves. It's funny how innocent our parents thought we were to leave us in a cabin together. It's a same I was too much of a beta to get more than that night. It was the second to last one there.
We haven't said anything about it or done anything for about 7 years since. I still remember her licking my cum off her fingers.
Looks like I gotta go fap.
>>25827008
>be me
>be older brother
>be close with sister
>even be close when she started getting into a tumblr phase
>be "babysitter" for years already because parents go out frequently
>not really babysitting because sister is only younger by a few years, just making sure house doesn't burn down while parents are out
>eventually I get laid and get a gf
>have her come over while parents are out
>fuck the shit out of her, moan really loudly, try to break my bed
>sister calls me a pervert but isn't really upset
>we break up eventually
>eventually sister gets a bf
>she asks me if she can bring him over
>make sure he isn't Chad
>feel conflicted but still allow it
>they're not as loud as me and my ex, but very obvious that they're doing it
>sister occasionally runs into my room just wearing a t-shirt asking if I have condor
>smile and always say something like "make sure you cum first" and give her condor when she needs
>openly talk about sex with her and how it feels what she does, what I do, etc.
>eventually get curious and start listening through paper-thin walls
>start fapping to the sounds of her
>eventually they also break up
>cont
