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Nice child porn, op.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>25838377
This. I can't wait until I can adopt a dog. Damn.
Why do people always say I'm tall even though I'm a 5'8/5'9 manlet?
because you hang out with dwarves
>>25838313
no, there's some girl who was like 5'10 and she asked me to reach for something because I was tall.
It's taken you up until now to finally seen through the meme?
>be robot
>delivering pizza
>see this cute ass girl from behind the door
>she's flirting with me, but has really pretty eyes
>I leave
>decide to hit her up later since I had her number already on the receipt
>she's totally down to hangout
>turns out she was fat and I couldn't see because it was dark
>also her eyes were her best feature and she was really like 4/10 facial aesthetics
>most awkward shit ever
>go see movie anyway
>she's kinda slow and doesn't keep up with me during conversation/doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>wtf.jpg
>drop her off
>"OKAY IT WAS FUN!" *peel out*
She was really nice but.. fuck bro just the luck of the draw bit me in the ass there.
I'm literally never going to find a gf.
>doesn't recognize any of my pop culture references
How's 10th grade, m8?
>>25837838
>doesn't recognized any of my pop culture references.
>dropping memes in everyday conversation
fuck you guys whatever.
all I want is a SOLID 6/10 fwb.
or a gf, but she has to fuck on the first date or she can fuck right off.
who /1453042663015.jpg/ here?
Ayy, what up, anyone else in here?
>>25837794
Shitty filenames desu senpai.
Who /2087/ here
>>25837794
>>25837816
>>25837850
how in the fuck did you guess your filename?
brown person here
how do i get people/girls to like me?
Be a fun and interesting person instead of a creep.
Also, dont smell so bad.
>>25837741
>girls to like me
I don't fucking know but they better have the same shit colored shade as you my designated friend :^)
>>25837777
7s have been checked
Robots how would your life change and what would you do differently if
You wake up as 8+/10 QT girl
You now have an additional $50000 in your bank account (any debt you have is wiped)
You keep your current memories and personality
Your age is what you pick, if you start too early on you lose your current memories
Everyone you know has always remembered you as being girl (Thereby keeping your friends/family)
In addition to this you also grew up with an alpha prime chad, you're relationship with him is platonic
You also have a childhood friend who is extremely beta but is a 5/10, possible 7/10 if he worked out
For me I'd
>go to local store and dress cute, would also buy clothes for being camgirl
>go down to local shitter and pick up a webcam
>stream on twitch, earn money for playing games and then go on camgirl sites to stream myself
>cosplay at big conventions such as comicon in order to amass a beta following
>have a cute blog in which I post semi-lewd photos to keep the betas going
>have one or two orbiters who get anything I want (without me paying)
>actually be able to hold lel so nerdy xD conversations because of previous knowledge
>mess around with other QT girls as my confidence wouldn't matter because I'm most likely more attractive
>cuck some providing beta to get as much money as possible
>mess around with chads and get them to join me in some form of dom
>settle down by the time im approaching my 30's with a beta cuck so that I can enjoy future vidya
I WOULD SUCK A CHADS PENIS
>>25837631
>wake up as 8/10 qt girl
>become everything you currently hate
good job retard
>>25837631
i look down to play with my new vageen
I am trying to find a broken girl. If she is not a virgin she has to be a rape victim that never got over it and is afraid of sex.
I have joined some help groups for rape victims pretending to be raped as a child. I couldn't find any suitable female there.I also checked some drug related groups but girls there were total sluts.
Any ideas that would help me find broken girls are highly appreciated.
Why?Yes, this is in fact an original post.
>>25837461
Pick a girl and i'll rape her for you
>tfw when you just want a broken girl to grow emotionally dependent on you
How do I stop liking him, /r9k/?
I can't stop these feels
Tell me I'm not good enough. Tell me I don't deserve it. Reading it from someone else might help me move on with my life.
>>25837395
Hate him for what he did to you, use the anger not for bitterness; but self improvement. Prove him and yourself wrong
>>25837395
>Tell me I'm not good enough. Tell me I don't deserve it.
If you're a girl, telling yourself this is exactly the reason you're falling for him.
Read up on red pill shit and take an objective look at your psyche. Acknowledge the completely retarded ways women are attracted to men (social status, basis of how many other women like him, minimum 9.1/10 appearance)
Also link a picture so we could roast him for you.
if fag: pic related
if roastie: pic related
>tried tendies for the first off
What an unbelievable waste of good boy points, I wish I had made mommy buy me spicy chicken wings instead.
Wings are fucking gross man.
There's barely any meat on the arm part, and I refuse to eat the actual wing.
get the ones that look like chicken strips.
Banquet food in general is pretty bad.
>>25836783
Banquet is the lowest of tiers, tastes like cardboard to me. Literally any other brand is better.
So guys I just moved into a new apartment with a roommate named Jess
She seems cool
>white, 5'10", brown hair, green eyes
>watches a lot of anime
>browses 4 chan
>smokes a Shit ton of pot
Should I make a move?
>>25836732
You didn't answer the most important question.
Is she qt?
>>25836732
Never shit where you eat.
She could teach you how to not be such a sperg though...
>>25836732
pic of you and ill tell you if you're cute.
Name one thing more desirable than virgin school girls in japan.
Good luck
>>25835967
Being mentally stable.
I taught English to teenagers in Japan for 2 years, there is nothing that desirable about them, most have shitty personalities.
Bayside Blue Nissan Skyline Gtr
>tfw don't think I have enough willpower to not drink tonight
I was doing so well until Christmas
Suck it up, brother. I took myself from 15 beers a night to a 3 a night limit. Way I see it is as long as you aren't getting drunk, no harm done. You can control yourself from doing stupid shit, takes the edge off, still able to enjoy stuff.
>>25835719
I've tried that before without too much success. As much as I tell myself 3 is the limit, I often end up in the "just one more is okay" mode.
>>25835686
there's lot's of other drugs out there, spread the load senpai
Oh, hello there sardine cuck, enjoying your rotten fish with guts et al, packed into a smelly, rotting can? Oh but of course you say you love it sardine cuck, but you envy me with my Heinz beans, high in fibre, 1 of my five a day, and the perfect robot snack.
Another day, another sardine.
HEINZ BEANS NO SARDINES
Fucking hell I didn't know sardines were the new meme
>>25834701
But they are. Sardines are a meme food. Beans is where it is at. No guts or bone. Just delicious fibre and rich tomato sauce.
I like bushs beans better
who here /deathgrip/
>put cock in pussy raw
>barely feel anything
whyme
>>25834405
RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL
BUT THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIKE
LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK
RODE ALL FUCKING NIGHT
>>25834405
>put cock in pussy
>cum in approximately in 3 seconds
>girl laughs at me
>block all contact with me afterwards
>this was back in 2008
>haven't touch a woman ever since
why me
>>25834405
it's my pyre agoraphobe if i want to
Why do alpha, strong men prefer asses and why do beta men prefer tits? What is the reason behind this?
i feel like people just say ass in america to sound cool
btw where is the DFC option?
>>25832382
The United States is on the ass list because of immigrants like me who inject their test into this beta country.
This is a false dichotomy. Cellulite butts and watermelon tits are both gross. Best is a slim hourglass figure.
