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Male advice
>you just gotta be confident bro, works everytime!
Female advice
>just be a nice guy teehee, works everytime!
>mfw none of this shit works
Why do people assume their shit advice works for everybody?
Both men and women use the confidence advice though
I've never heard of a girl telling a guy to be nice, on the contrary, they argue that just because you're nice doesn't mean a girl owes you sex.
>>25821994
Here I'll give you advice that will always work guaranteed. You just have to have an attractive face bro, works every time! Or your money back.
Because it worked for them, knowing that it was not that that got them laid so they just tell you what others tell you.
What most want is a pretty face with an attractive body.
Girls will never find you attractive if your answer isn't yes to at least one of those.
>>25821837
I murdered some homeless guy a while ago, if that matters
I'd kill in self defense.
If a girl is being naughty and disrespectful, in my territory, we shall strip her completely naked and humiliate her. That counts as sexual assault I guess.
>>25821837
Yes I just don't have a reason for either
How were your middle school years, /r9k/?
>6th grade
>sex
>drugs
>drinking
I don't know how to react.
distinct lack of sex, drugs, drinking, friends, and love if i remember correctly
well i got beat up by a kid named chad, feels bad to be a meme
Are gay men on easy mode?
>Many normalfags will automatically accept you
>have female orbiters
>could have sex with them just for a lay
>If they want sex/relationship with a man, they can go on a gay date app and chat with any guy or just go downtown
>You don't have to be that attractive, just don't be ugly
>there's no red-pill/psychology/mental gymnastic to learn about men
>Way more hygienic
>Society views you as special snowflakes
Like, Im straight but a lot of them are living the life
If you are degenerate yes, normal gays are in hell.
>>25822572
>Christfaggotry
>2016
WeW
this meme needs to stop. none of this applies unless youre willing to have sex with a bunch of retarded fat faggot normies that will give you aids
ITT: It's 1998.
>tfw we just won the World Cup
What year did google turn to agenda pushing shit?
>>25820061
I'm 4 and what is this
What event aspect of your life caused you to end up on /r9k/?
or how did you loose that special person /r9k/?
>be 14 year old me (20 now)
>girl called Sophie, a friend of a friend starts talking to me, shes a year younger, and shes just lost her mum
>she said she started talking because she wanted to take her mind off of things
>i help her for about 2 years to deal with the death of her mum and the constyant moving around of her family.
>i helped her with stealing habits and taking pills and shit to try and get her on the straight
>fast forward a few years (both of us 16), by this time id helped her through the dearth of her mum, the pregnancy of her sister, the disownment and abuse from her family, stealing, sex addiction, drugs. worst of all i helped her get her life back together when she was raped and stopped her committing suicide multiple times.
>when 17 i went to Berlin with the school for our A-levels, i text her and got no reply, i assumed that she was busy
>get back still no reply
>few weeks pass and still no reply, until i get a message from her uncle saying that she's gone off the rails, taking hard drugs, stealing, assaulting randomers in the street and it had turned out that she had been selling porn of herself to guys at her school and other people and was dangerously addicted to sex.
>i spent 6months with her auntie and uncle trying to get her straight
>when she was finally settled down we started speaking properly again
>i woke up to a message " thanks for almost 5 years of help and time, i dont need you anymore, you have served your worth"
>that shit sent me into a spiral of depression and a long time of hating women which ive only just started top get out of.
What brought you here /r9/?
I've been posting here on and off since the day the board was introduced in '08
Not everyone who uses this board is a self-hating insufferable crying baby. It's just a board where people talk about whatever the fuck they want to talk about(before mods started deleting threads they didn't like about a year ago). I don't come here to bitch, I come here for the interesting shit that gets posted occasionally, and to bug people who think their life is over because they haven't gotten their penis touched.
It's just the most interesting open content board here. Well, not as open anymore now that mods actually delete threads and ban people, that was never really a thing until recently on most boards, unless someone was breaking federal law.
>be 17
>research these funny things that nobody seems to know about, called memes
>track them back to this site
>"hmm, this site is too hardcore for me, better find a tame board that shows promise in the creation of memes"
>land on the gentleman's board, the world famous /r9k/
>become a summerfag
That was 5 years ago. My senses were right, this place indeed produced great memes.
Also it destroyed my life in the process.
>>25818511
god damm it i wanna lick her legs man
Post some wise quotes /r9k/
>>25817844
>ambiguous, wordy noise that was poorly translated
My wise quote: OP is a loser
How is that game that fucking good? It's porn but still better than most other shit games that come out these days
>>25817919
>How is that game that fucking good?
Because you're autistic and degenerate. Only the first part was decent. The sequels were straight trash
Only college drop outs here. Post what year you dropped out of school and what was the turning point.
>2014, two years in
>ancient, tiny art/science college in the mountains
>only 800 students
>girl starts a rumor that I'm a 'creep'
>spend 99% of my time drinking in the dark
>chronic depression
>eventually stop eating, attempt suicide
in the end, I got kicked out because my GPA was too low and that's the part that hurts.
>>25816849
What type of college is in the mountains?
>>25816967
For people who want a higher education
Everyone here is always complaining about sex. Lack thereof, desire to not be a virgin, other people having sex and not them, etc.
Anyone else just desire companionship?
I wish I had a girl to hang out with and be in love with. Sex is just a byproduct. I just want to really connect with someone.
Me too anon. I've always wanted a good and close friend/girlfriend.
Sex is overrated anyways.
>connecting with a woman
>>25815856
I don't care if it is a girl or boy, I just want someone to talk about stuff with, who won't judge me, even if I sperg suddenly about some random topic and someone who I can listen to. Just some human person to interact with on a regular basis, even if we will never see each other
I am seeing a lot of underage normalfags on this board delusional enough to think they belong here. Here is a reminder that you do not fucking belong on this board. If you meet any of the following criteria you are unquestionable a normie who needs to go back to facebook.
>EVER had a paying job
>had work experience
>had a job interview go well
>has more than 6 contacts in his phone
>female
>regularly contacts a female outside family
>has more than 3 pairs of wearable pants
>doesn't own a pair of autism shoes/autism jeans
>does not live with their parents
>does not piss in the sink/into bottles
>has a car/driving license
>has any form of social circle
>has any forms of social media
>lost their virginity
>unironically listens to chart music
>skims the surface of sci-fi/fantasy (lotr, got, star wars) but delves no further
> have socialised outside a family member in the past year
>is in uni or college
>has received a usable qualification from third level education
> has any useful skills
>addiction to coffee/tea/weed
To even think you are on our level of isolation and despair is laughable. You do not belong here and have no ability to ever relate to us. OUT
If you have the mental strengh to make a thread. Plus with such a huge paragraph. Then you are a normie. GET OUT
Op why don't you go get laid or something haha fucking fag.
Fuck off OP, some of those apply to me but I'm adirty fucking hobo. I'm as far from a normie as one can be at this point.
Femanons, how jealous do pictures like this make you?
This girl couldn't just seduce your boyfriend, she could, were you married, steal your husband to the point he was prepared to divorce you for her.
>implying I'd ever have a husband in the first place
>implying every bf I've ever had hasnt cheated on me
Nice try
>>25815564
>implying every bf I've ever had hasnt cheated on me
tfw you feel sorry for this fembot but you can understand cheating because it's so difficult to resist as a guy.
>>25815546
She can seduce my husband if she wants but I want to touch her boobs too. He can't have that to himself.
anyone on here using tinder?
>best I ever had
>gave great head, epic tits
bump for busty redhead
no luck, not in the top 20% that actually gets anything from tinder or OKC
I would, but then I realized that its just like okcupid. Its all a fucking joke. People fill out their profiles looking for a ~special someone~, but never reply. fuck dating apps
What are your experiences with Tinder, anons? Anyone had any luck with finding a qt on it?
I've just downloaded it a few days ago myself and the anxiety is real.
>You have a new match!
>send qt a message
>mfw getting just now "x sent you a new message" instead of just looking and finding you've been unmatched or ignored
met some girl on there. went on some dates but she was never dtf so it ended badly with her hating me.
Side question: can you use tinder without facebook? I'm ready to fuck some 45 year old hambeast but I'm not ready to sign back in and let people know who I am
>>25824263
Oh great,
another idiot just added himself to a catalog of desperate men looking to get laid. Gratz on making yourself a product Stacies can use to boost their ego
>Nonwhite "people" browse /r9k/ right now
>>25823240
Y is this allowed?
>>25823240
>white "people" browse /r9k/ right now
>>25823240
>>25823260
You can't be a robot if you're white. r9k was literally MADE for non-white browsing.
What was the last reason you used to justify not killing yourself /r9k/?
>example: I'm not killing myself until after March because my brother's birthday is late February and my sister's birthday is early March
My family would be inconvenienced.
>>25823060
My family would think it was their fault, pussied out so many times because I had thought of my mom and dad and what they would think if I did. So now, I plan on killing myself before age 32. I won't draw much attention and I'll probably be much more alone then.
>>25823060
> Just left rehab 2 weeks shy
> first thing i do is hit the liquor store
Not much stopping me, except for the fact i dont want my parents to find my body.
