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I hate single player video games because playing video games is boring. I hate multiplayer video games because everyone is a piece of shit.
What's a game that I can play if I just want to talk to random people? I tried rust, but I only met 1 guy in one hour of playing (there were 150 players online) and he hit me with a rock. Is DayZ better?
>>25800239
heydude i heard there is a game called "life"
everyone gets it for free and you can just walk outside and talk to peopleI hate that game 0/10
>>25800239
Worlds.
>>25800239
Arma3 RPG is pretty cool
Have any anons been able to get a beta gf? Introvert, socially awkward, etc.
Any good stories?
Yes, though it was an arranged situation. We sit in our room together all day on our computers with the tv on, maybe play games together.
>>25797208
Do you consider yourself a beta? Can you relate well to each other? Would you rather have Stacy?
Mine was jealous as fuck...she was worried about my some of my friends that were girls taking me from her (I had been friendzoned by them like in 4th grade so no way in hell anyways). She just seemed a bit off her rocker, but we did game a lot together, she used to stream twitch n shit
![6a443083-eddb-483c-9dcd-d8a9eaec6d23[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8I3WwPO.jpg "6a443083-eddb-483c-9dcd-d8a9eaec6d23[1]")
Anyone care to comment before I send this to a girl that was asking to see it?
what are you going to tell her about your missing foreskin? that an elf took it?
Holy fuck why use flash... It looks like some kind of horrible glowing oblisk
>>25810438
that's an awful quality photo
go to the bathroom and turn on the light instead of using flash in a dark room you fucking re-re
Just give up on people.
Focus on improving your skills so much that you won't need them ever again.
I have no skills and I have no motivation to get any.
I'm skilled at shitposting.
I don't want to improve
What's your pre-shootup meal?
coffee and a cigarette nigga i dont fuck around im the real ass shit
>>25810184
dude look so happy
i wish i could be that happy
>>25810184
>XD white losers all want to shoot up the school
do people like this think they're helping?
Any of you actually trying and making progress of getting out of this place? I cut ties with all of my female friends because talking to them just makes me feel more beta and sad. I started lifting and cut calories down to 1200 a day, and i've lost 15 pounds in two weeks. I started learning guitar and I took up programming again so I can try to get a job that actually pays more than minimum wage. It's so bittersweet. It sucks that i'm completely changing my lifestyle but it might pay off in 4 or 5 months. I really hope it's worth it bros.
None of it matters if you don't have the looks. Make up on a pig is still a pig.
>>25810028
Yes. I'm lucky that my face isn't fucked, I'm just a fat cunt. I've lost around 10kg since mid december. When I was younger I used to be way happier, and this is almost completely due to being a lower body fat percentage (12% compared to 18-20% now).
>>25810028
Self improvement is always worthwhile. It gives you pride. That shit is invaluable.
None of you could last a MINUTE in my mind. I am different from everyone outside this place and inside. I am more intelligent and creative than all of you. I haven't taken an IQ test yet but i'm sure it'll be above 150. FUCK what my school says, FUCK what my parents say, and FUCK what you say.
Let's see if you can even handle being in my sight.
>>25809950
Bu-but you are a nigger?
>>25809950
Are you a shitskin?
565875698
>>25809950
>nigger
sub-100
women really aren't that bad, you should try one sometime
If we focus on everything we have in women then we forget what we love about them
>caring
>gentle
>smell nice
>soft
>wear nice clothes
>warm
>tits
>you should try one sometime
Prostitution is illegal here though
You say this like we have a choice in the matter.
>Go gym
>Work out
>Drenched in sweat
>Go home
>Change my shirt, dry my self.
>Put my feet in the bathtub and give them a rinse (quick one)
>Don't have a shower
Why do people take showers? are people really that disgusting and reek like shit just because they did a little exercise? I smell like nothing more but my body-wash even after lifting weights for 1.5 hours in 86F.
>>25809603
Maybe you're just used to the way you smell. And you probably smell bad.
>>25809618
Nope, was with family and was even hugged by a few women i know from work. I smell fine.
>>25809618
This.
OP have you not seen the febreeze "nose-blind" commercials? It's fucking true as shit, you probably smell like death you nasty fuck. That sweat bacteria won't get rid of itself
What are some fun and/or exciting things one can do?
>>25809598
I am going to Japan in 8 weeks alone for 2 and a half weeks
Buy a motorcycle and cause a ruckus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UQFo0qmrZM
>>25809617
Enjoy being another dumbass tourist in Tokyo, dipshit
I'm 31 AND STILL HERE!
HOLY SHIT I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONEE OF US
>>25809559
Me in 10 years
>>25809559
I'm also 31, and I've been here since 2004...
My life is really fucked...
I'm really pissed of right now
I'll argue against anyone about anything I just want to be angry... will someone argue with me??
>>25809349
If you're circumsized your parents literally allowed a doctor to sexually torture you as an infant
>>25809349
The Islamic State will be the end of western civilization.
literally everything you like is fucking gargabe.
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf like alizee that I've known and loved since birth who will teach me french and save me from depression
THAT'S ALL I FUCKING WANT. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK? REALLY? I JUST FUCKlNG WANT ALIZEE FUCKING KILL ME
>>25809191
>I'm entitled to another human being's life
kill
yourself
immediately
this isn't a joke. end your life. now.this is the sign you've been waiting for.
Yes, that's actually quite a lot, and rather specific.
>>25809204
>>25809232
/r9k/ is really dead. Fuck off you fucking normies.
i really don't want to live anymore. every day is the same, boring. I have no future. Every time I wake up I feel more and more disconnected from the rest of the world. I can't even remember the last time I felt like a person
i just feel empty
>tfw the first couple of seconds when you wake up and don't register how shitty your situation is
>those brief 6 seconds are the only time in the day where you don't feel like a piece of shit
>then reality hits
I've found a way to placate my loneliness by distracting myself with 4chan, youtube, and videogames.
It's been working for the past year, but sometimes I decide to lay down on my bed and relax, then suddenly my mind fills with thoughts of ending my life. I think it's just a venting stage, because I distract myself so much, the thoughts need to come out sometimes.
I'll perpetually distract myself from my problems and only vent occasionally to reduce the number of depressing incidents in my life.
Try it!
theres is hope elsewhere...whitinyou , life is a purposeless rollercoaster, and the one task we have to is to give significance and purpose to this long and hellish journey... at the end of the day its all your choice wheter you like it or not.
i feel you anon cause , im on the same boat.
post pics, gifs, and webm's of qt3.14's. could be celebrities, irl crushes, or randoms. they just have to be qt
i'll dump some that i've got
i just realized this might be hard with the robot
What a fucking qt.
