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>"Hey anon, why don't you have/use facebook"?
How am I even supposed to reply to this without them instantly knowing im a sociale autist?
I dont have any social media accounts other than youtube. I just tell people I think its a waste of my time. (which it is)
Can't even spell the word *social* correctly
"I deactivated it because of a stalker."
I'm surprised how much this excuse works.
All these triggered normies is a beautiful sight
Cant dodge the Rodge
>>25805734
He killed innocents!
It's so unfair!
>>25805818
>dead normies
>mfw
>>25805818
its not so much celebrating him, just what he stood for and represented >>25805842
>Chad will die some day
>You will die some day
>>25805688
>Chad will be missed
>I won't
>>25805715
The people who "missed" chad will die too. But they're probably happy on the inside
>Chad will be buried by his loving wife and children and all his friends
>You'll rot in your apartment until your rent runs out, and they finally find your body
>when your dad finds your nazi fanfics
>>25805629
well now that they're public knowledge, do you mind posting them?
>>25805886
It was a bit like stage directions for an animation. I'll post it, give me some time.
Infinite
"Well then," Mr. Adolf says as his gaze sweeps across the littered classroom, "We will play assassinate the Juden!
Hitler points toward the only Jewish kid in the room, and the child's eyes go wide. [Freeze frame 1.5s]
[Jew runs 3 steps before pulling a lever to a hole in the roof (attic implied)]
Students under Mr. Adolfs command start pounding the door.
[As the students pound on the attic door, camera pans over to our characters who are stealthing out of the classroom]
Not finished. All of this is verbatim btw
me: *just came home from school*
six year old sister: *riding tricycle around home and crashes into me*
me: Nani the heck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell your stories here, robots
i've wanted to fuck nani since i was like 10
>>25805739
*blushes* Nani is Japanese for 'what'
The saying that is a statement. It really is that.
Holy fuck. Eggwomen twins.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Alyssar19
I think Eggman will be coming to New York if he sees this thread. He has found his mate(s).
Mystery you are crazy as shit. We all saw that post.
>>25805714
you didn't see shit, bud. maybe you're the crazy one, imagining things
>>25805724
Suck my cock dyke
>be me
>walking with my mother and brother
>side to side with mother
>there are a lot of people on the street
>there is an obese mother and her fat son behind us
>my brother behind them trying to get to us
>suddenly runs aside the whales and gets to us
>my mother ask "what's the problem with you back there?"
>I say "Two fuckin' whales in front of him"
>We walk away from the fatties
>My brother looks at me red like a tomato trying to contain laughter
>be me
>walking around the mall with a friend
>we enter the movie theater to see what they have there
>look up to the posters
>he says "Huh, they have that new Tarantino out"
>I say "Well, if they don't have Straight Outta Compton anymore I'm gonna shove this whole theater up my ass"
>He looks at me as if I just did some crazy shit
>Look around, there is a guy looking at me holding laughter
>Passing by a sneaker store with same friend
>one of those where if you stare for two seconds one of their guys comes to you
>my friend points in and says "those sneakers are fucking A"
>I'm looking at them
>Suddenly there is a guy aside me
>"Oh, hi bud, what are you looking for?"
>"Purpose in my life."
>Friend holds his eyes and says "Jesus fuck..."
I do this kind of shit all the fucking time. I've been tested for autism before and the results were "very unlikely". I just don't know why I do this kind of shit. Anyone else does shit similar?
>>25805342
epic deerthunder volyrich
I do it for lols
If at the mall someone offers me a free sample I'll reply back with something like "No thanks, i'm really gay right now" and just keep walking.
The thing is I don't even react or laugh when I do it anymore, it's just straight face and as if nothing ever happened.
>>25805387
I really don't know what that means bud
>>25805403
I think that's how I started and then I ran outta control
>tfw you see her without makeup
i actually like pimples and imperfections so it's good
bonus points for burns
>>25805322
>tfw he sees me without makeup
>>25805360
>tfw you will never pop mystery's pimples
why live
does any one here know what this book is about.
need help pls
>>25805293
a faggot who is in middle school, and must do a report on shitty book, so he goes to a mongolian sexual deviance image sharing center to ask a large amount of autistic adults, instead of using google.
A riveting read
adolescent angst in post-WWII america
MK ultra
Trigger word
These two girls are literally the only girls I can cum too. I watch them almost religiously and can even quote their words in almost every scene. I love them very much. Who is your porn waifu /r9k/?
>>25805203
Were they in Pitch Perfect 1 or 2?
>>25805225
no they were not
>>25805203
Riley Reid's moaning is too fake, I can't maintain a boner
Anyone else a freshmen at 21? I did horrible in HS but went to community college and got As but took pointless but college level courses. I got a decent GPA now I'm at an actual college.
I'm self conscious about the fact I won't start my career or do law school before 25. Plus student debt since I'm going from out of state. It's just that this school has this really specific major I need that actually has a good payout.
whats the major? I am doing engineering at community college but i feel like its too fucking easy and when I transfer imma get cucked up or switch my major.
its literally normal
I'm 24 and just started freshman year.
Theres a guy in one of my classes who is clearly over 30.
At 21 you literally pass as an 18 year old kid anyways, and blend right in with everyone else, why the fuck would you care. Poor thing! Going to start a career 3 years later than everyone else! OH NO, GOD FORBID YOU LIVE ANOTHER 60 YEARS! kys
>>25805226
I'm 24 this year and I don't know if I would go to college or learn a trade. I'm scared that I'll fuck up and waste my time. I just want to get my life on track before 30.
Why is 4chan so mean? I still like to come here because I can find some pretty cool stuff but I sense a lot of hate and hostility from most of you guys. What do you have to be so upset about anyways? No gf? Well me too! And I don't care! Learn to find happiness by yourselves.
>>25804883
Ky fag
>>25804883
This. People on this board are so focused on women. Sex isn't as magical as they think it is. It's just another thing in life.
>>25804883
I find that people on 4chan are much kinder that people on most websites.
Here they have no pressure to be nice. Look at reddit. They're all put on a aura of being nice, but really they're complete cunts. Here if someone whats to be a cunt, he can be. In the same way the truly kind people will remain kind and be kind towards all.
so fucking alone
It's the worst feel, huh anon?
Physical pain is easier to bear.
>>25804681
Not him, but there is a good chance if you're extremely lonely, you'll also be in physical pain. I know I am. Even accounting for the fact that the lonely are much more likely to engage in self destructive and unhealthy behaviors, loneliness and social isolation on their own are up there with smoking and obesity. Being lonely literally kills you.
Check this out: http://www.ahsw.org.uk/userfiles/Research/Perspectives%20on%20Psychological%20Science-2015-Holt-Lunstad-227-37.pdf
>Substantial evidence now indicates that individuals lacking
social connections (both objective and subjective social
isolation) are at risk for premature mortality. The risk asso
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ciated with social isolation and loneliness is comparable
with well-established risk factors for mortality, including
those identified by the U.S. Department of Health and
Human Services (physical activity, obesity, substance
abuse, responsible sexual behavior, mental health, injury
and violence, environmental quality, immunization, and
access to health care; see www.hhs.gov/safety/index)
>>25804754
thanks man, feeling better
Anon could you pass mommy a towel? Your brother Chad made a bit of a mess
why is my mommy a trannie?
>>25804640
>Dawn Allison
>trannie
>>25804617
>cumming outside
>cumming RIGHT ONTOP of the thing you could cum inside at that
He's no brother of mine.
family, in your honest opinion do I have reason to want to kill myself
> no friends
> no real family
> my job hates me and some roastie wants me fired
> 23 KV
> muh anxiety, I had depersonalization spells for a while that were scary
> can't fucking draw
> 14K debt for a degree I don't even want anymore
> helicopter dad cucked my childhood banning me from other people and now he's sick so I'm taking care of him and he's cucking my emotional state because he thinks he's going to die and I have to be strong because he's a robot too so no one else will talk to him
rate my need to kill myselfor offer advice on how to cope
Come on, join the beta uprising and leave in a blaze of glory, shoot a school, mall or kindergarten
>>25804666
I don't exactly understand the whole beta uprising thing. How is shooting a school up going to make nerds happier?
>>25805300
Wtf ninguh all betas shoot up or sword their school, remember trollhattan
