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>on a diet
>already had over 2500 calories today
You'll do better tomorrow, robot! Get up before 10 am. When you're hungry drink water (or eat a tasty fruit my favorite is Clementines). Go for a walk at noon when the Sun is high and the day is beautiful, it makes it seem less like a chore and more beautiful, plus most people are at work so you don't have to awkwardly pass someone.
>on 1600 calorie a day diet
This shit is hard man. I have done it for ten days. I just cut down on my intake. I need to change my diet up soon.
>>29291956
Read this, and follow the instructions:
http://fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
>tfw you fell for the self-improvement meme
Explain how it's a meme.
You are OBJECTIVELY better now than when you started, unless you're just a lying shitbag.
>>29291937
>You are OBJECTIVELY better now than when you started,
I'm still just as lonely and miserable.
>>29291952
Essentially, he's saying that he has some kind of mental disorder that requires medical treatment, and his work on "self-improvement" didn't do an effective job of fixing his mental state. At least that's how I took it.
Did you know that deodorants are a meme? That's right, have you fallen for this Jewish ploy? If you mind someones body odour even if they shower regularly, you are a fucking pampered normie. BTW if you shower more than once per 2 days you are a normie too.
>>29291891
Deodorant is great, I never have to worry about how they smell when my bf plunges his face into my pits and takes a good long whiff
What's with everything being a meme?
That's a meme,
Every action or inaction you take or don't take is a meme, these days.
"Hahaha you do X so that means you're Y.
Hahahahaa."
Fuck off with your bullshit.
Buy some deodorant.
You're just being lazy
>The sex ratio for the entire world population is 101 males to 100 females.
>101 males to 100 females
>tfw you are #101
More women end up dying alone. In the end.
Funny how that works out.
More women die alone because women live longer. No fucking shit.
>>29291897
...that's because men die earlier from actually having stressful lives
>eat 2 hot pockets
>drink oj
>it was good
>it was good
why does this post get to me??
>>29291857
>eat weights
>drink protein
>be chad
>>29291857
Lol this be me every night mayne
Is that what they want? How can I begin to be less gentle and beat the pussy up? Do I need to be angered by women first? I just can't muster up aggression.
It's not about aggression and you don't need/want to be angry. It's about wanting to have sex more than anything else -- pure lust. That's what women like. When a man goes primal and can only think of ravaging them.
Get hornier basically. The hornier you are the more impulsive you will be.
>>29291821
Not saying this is the only way, but try not jacking off for like a week. For me, I feel like I want to rape everything I see after doing that.
Also build up to it. Take control of various aspects of your life with your partner - make decisions and do what you want. Praise her for serving you, but avoid doing so otherwise.
>>29291918
This is the answer OP. I'm considered to be sexually dominant, and women think I'm good in bed. The truth is I'm not thinking about it, I'm just extremely horny, like an animal. That's why you either have it or you don't. Women can tell when you're faking it.
all hail our skeleton queen/
Looking old and tired.
>>29291791
Ewww... Did she lose even more weight? Someone get this girl help.
What's her left hand doing?
>tfw your masturbation has become so depraved you have started fist punching your asshole
Is there no hope for me?
>>29291743
not if you post threads like this.
>>29291769
What should I do? It's a compulsion at this point. I don't even enjoy it, I am practically raping myself
>>29291743
Have you considered sounding, and electrostim yet?
One electrode goes in your ass, the other is a slim metal rod you slide down your penis. That way, the current can directly stimulate your prostrate.
There are worlds of depravity and perversion you have not even dreamed of. Come join us.
>gonna lose my virginity next week
any tips?
they got bc so no condom
Don't drink and try to stay relaxed
Don't build it up like "oh shit, I'm gonna have sex!"
Hang out, get close, lead to making out/touching/foreplay and take it nice and easy.
>>29291722
It's lower than you think it is.
>>29291722
>no condom
Probably looking to lock down OP as a beta provider with a child. Use a condom anyway
i miss the days when i had a huge gaming community. people i would meet while gaming, then go on teamspeak or skype group call and just talk the entire day away. my best buddies were people i used to game with, but that was so long ago. i don't talk to a lot of them anymore. some of them dropped off and become normies.
the EVE craze died down. i missed the minecraft craze. league of legends is cheap trying to meet friends and hang out and game. you get together for 20-60 minutes, maybe yell at each other, maybe say commands, and that's it. i play some fighter space sims but shit just isn't the same.
maybe i am just looking at all the wrong places, /r9k/. i find befriending people without some collective fictional goal, it's all just monotone do what you can and what you will, living day by day.
My Q3A clan was the shit, of about 20 of us from 2004ish 3 are now dead and one is in prison lol it's pretty mad.
>>29291610
The Internet is just becoming a worse place.
Every community is becoming more circlejerky and it's harder and harder to make friends.
Used to, you'd have all kind of random fuckers trying to add you, and a few of them might actually be cool to hang out with.
>>29291610
maybe you can get in on the overwatch meme
>be 23
>kissless virgin
>have had several relationships, one long lasting e-one
>still never had sex
>last semester starts
>girl I have been crushing on for two semesters is around
>start talking to her a lot anytime I see her on campus
>fall for her even harder
>end up asking her out at the end of the semester
>she admits she is afraid of sex while she loves kissing and such, it'll take her a longtime to get confortable with sex
>okay with this, since madly in love
>fast forward four weeks
>she's sucking me off, I'm playing with her tits
>next week I'm fingering her
>last weekend we decide to have sex
>end up having sex six times in two days
what the fuck
i didn't expect this to happen
let alone so fast
what the fuck is going on
fk you, 23 here too and I've never even touched a girl's hand in a romantic manner FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
>>29291690
it could happen, anon. happened to me, and I didn't think it could
And now you can leave.
> He follows the myth of a hymen being broken by physical activity.
The whole "horseback riding" propaganda started literally hundreds of years ago to protect the fragile reputations of promiscuous upper class young women who engaged in sexual activity prior to marriage. Back then, a non-virginal women was literally unmarriageable if she belonged to high society, or was part of the monarchy. This myth has continued to this day.
The hymen is rigid until it is broken during intercourse.
You are factually incorrect
The hymen can break during a variety of activities, even during normal activities like biking and sports
Please take your virgin obsession somewhere else these poor souls don't need any more negative impressions
>>29291628
> spotted a KEK
Keep defending these women, you're not the one they're trying to sleep with loser.
My practice GF won't know what hit her when I eventually upgrade to one that's more pure than her worthless ass.
>>29291589
lol are you that kid whose parents took them out of sex ed in middle school because of religion?
Who /Death Grips/ here?
what the fuck is this supposed to even mean anon
yeah sure I listen to them
>>29291577
Literally meme band
But I really like the money store
>>29291671
Literally their worst album.
Get some taste and stop being a poser.
After years of not having confidence to approach girls, I finally muster up courage in my 20s and I usually go on dates but they go nowhere.
Now this
fucking kill me
what do i do :(
>>29291557
Balding asian?
Now WHAT exactly? You look fucking fine, I'm Norwood fucking 6, you have no idea how good you have it
hope you enjoy being alone for the rest of your life :)
>life is hard i'm losing hair like a third of men my age! wow now i can just sit at home and complain.
>It's so hard to find anyone... Everyone my age is already married! And it's n-not like a c-cute young man like you would date an old hag like me or anything...! Ha ha!
How do you respond?
>>29291552
try not being obese you pig.
>>29291552
You're right you're old and past your best days, nothing personnel m'lady.
>>29291552
How old is that again?
