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Let's play a game, /r9k/
What's the shortest post you can make without getting bot stopped?
No points for deliberate typos and blox
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Ok brobots, I found a girl on OKCupid and she seems desperate. She looks fat but I dont know how fat and have partially blue hair.
Should I use her like a practice girlfriend and try something else? Somehow I am very bad with people because shyness, awkwardness and speech impediment. Also, I am 5'6'' baby-faced guy.
>Inb4 manlet
Bumpity og bump
>>29296628
stacies and chads practice like that all the time.
don't spread evil pls, we have enough.
>>29296920
It is kill or be killed.
>eurasian mutt
>weird nose
>a weak 5'9'' at most, probably around 5'8''
>small penis as usual with someone with asian genetics, definitely less than 5 inches since he thought that the average was 4
>had a rich family with connections that didn't pay off
>had a good car too, attracted zero women with it
>was already enrolled in a college for years and didn't get shit
>wasn't a shut-in, moved around regularly to seek social interaction but nothing
>didn't get shit done at the age of 22
Face it, no matter how you see it, he was truly fucked with next to zero hope for any recovery. That's why he eventually ended up participating in the beta uprising.
How are you supposed to compete with other normies and Chads if you look like that? He could have improved his face with expensive surgery but he would still be a dicklet and manlet. Basically doomed to be a low test, babyfaced feminine beta boy.
Women would never want to interact with such a person when there are genetically superior Chads around, over 6'2'' tall with 8 inch cocks, and with manly high test faces.
You'll never fully understand the plight of Elliot Rodger.
F-FUCKING NORMIES, DON'T IGNORE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29296616
it wasn't his looks
while that pic sucks (mostly cause of awkwardness), he is significantly above average in looks
however, being the type of person who would murder a bunch of people because he couldn't get laid also means you are the type of person that comes off as "creepy", and thus doesn't get laid.
I'll respond, but you don't get a (You).
Why does it seem like every girl likes to be dominated in bed and nothing else?
>>29296497
You are seeing what ye wanna be seeing mate
>>29296497
Because men are stronger than women and for millions of years it has been a successful behaviour to try and find a strong, aggressive man.
I find it hard to believe anyone on this board knows what it's like to be with a women.
>tfw addicted to eatin my girlfriend's ass
>>29296453
I know that feeling, man... I'd do it every hour if I could.
>unironically eating shit
LMAO
>>29296476
It's so weird she doesn't even mind me doing it she doesn't even think it's weird
What's the deal with people leaving plastic flowers and polyester teddy bears, littering the sides of our pristine highways... Just because they're stupid relative was such a dumbass they met their laughable fate head on at 65 miles per hour into a guardrail?
( they recently invented a thing called a 'cemetery', where ignorant (religious) people enjoy themselves leading such worthless rubbish on tombstones...
Their relative was the lucky one...
If I found out I had a terminal illness I would use my medical and pharmaceutical training to guarantee a painless exit from this shithole of a planet. At least I could leave with some dignity, compared to what I've seen nature and disease due to some loved ones.
SO... BOTBOYZ....
Tell me how you would like to die
(THEIR* not 'they're)
God damn speech-to-text does it every time
>>29296450
I'm still convinced that death by nuke would by a good way to go.
Sit far enough away to get a good light show.
Sit close enough that you get eviscerated by the blast-wave.
Either that or bleeding out from gunshots. It would give me a small window of time to think about things before I lose consciousness.
>>29296450
I hope one day I OD, like my friend
RIP
>greet someone with "how are you?"
>he starts rambling about his troubles in life
>>29296448
>greet someone w/ "ey how u doin"
>they bust my balls
>>29296448
>ask a fucking normie what color his shirt is
>he tells me
You are literally retarded man.
>someone greets me with "hey, how are you?"
>only say I'm alright and don't return the question/gesture 'cause I really don't care about them
>tfw can't even get angry anymore
>>29296389
You all look like you belonged in that gay bar that got shot up.
>>29296400
That is off topic from this thread. I feel empty please discuss
>>29296429
That isn't a whole lot to talk about. I'd rather know what moot is doing at google
Would you date an extremely flat chested girl? I don't think I would.
Yes. Smaller breasts are better. My favorite size is A cups but I would date flat too.
>>29296384
Depends on overall body.
I'd pick a flat chested pretty girl over an ugly girl with a perfect body any day of the week.
The truth is that black men are gods of the sexual market. See the reasons:
>Every black man is automatically assumed to be an alpha male.
A white boy, to be accepted as an alpha, have to change his entire personality to something more aggressive and violent, he must demonstrate dominance through verbal and non-verbal means, he must assume a overconfident, no-shits-given pose and constantly show his high status and hierarchical position.
A black man to be accepted as alpha just needs to exist. Even the police thinks that, you know they assume all black men are thugs? Now, have you ever seen a virgin thug? A thug with no harem of women at his disposal? Society will always consider you a alpha male by merely existing, if you only keep your mouth shut you can proceed to harem building without speaking a word.
>Black men have access to every type of girl
When a white wants to become a Chad, there are several paths he may choose and these paths led to different kind of girls. A white fratboy Chad will fuck sorority sluts, but he won't bang cute liberal arts sluts. A white hipsters Chad will bang cute liberal arts sluts, but he won't bang sorority sluts. A black men will bang anything. The sorority slut because he is attracted to his alpha male allure, and the liberal arts chick because she is afraid of being considered racist if she doesn't offer herself to the pleasure of her african warrior king.
>Black men hold cultural hegemony
What is the most popular form of music in the Western world? Hip-hop. What is the most popular dance? Twerking. What is the most popular sports? Sports that black people play such as basketball and football. What is that confers legitimacy to subcultures and political ideologies? Acceptance of and by black people. Black men are literally gods.
Bump, this pasta deserves to be on the first page
>>29296326
Senpai what about black womyn? If I racemix will my son not have to suffer because of the black genes?
>>29296326
This is a quality thread that is clearly designed to stimulate productive discussion on the topic, and not just shitty bait to get people angry.
Seriously though, why is cuck shit always used as bait here? Is it just that it's racebait combined with attacking the sexual insecurities people generally possess on /r9k/?
>drinking last nite
>wake up hung over
Now I remember why I don't drink. Smoking weed is so much better, you actually get a refreshing night of sleep and feel good the next day.
I cant smoke pot on probation ;w; I am only allowed to get shitfaced drunk and hungover.
I cant get a job for another six months because of crazy probation requirements, and I dont want to work again.
Drinking probably 900ml of vodka a day.
Pot was much better
>>29296301
What for? Explain your probation and how it's preventing you from getting a job?
I used to enjoy pot, but for the last year or so, it makes me feel on-the-edge, think uncomfortable abstract thoughts and leaves me feeling lethargic. During my last job, I used to drink and smoke at work with colleagues, which was all fun and games, but nowadays I have more responsibilities and an alarming sense to fix my shit up, both of which I've been ignoring with weed, I suppose.
Fuck ideal mate threads.
What's the lowest minimum you'd settle for in a partner?
>>29296221
>is alive
literally it dewd
>>29296221
>partner
Whoa.. let's not get ahead of ourselves. That sounds pretty serious...
Nice face, a good storyteller/some sort of character and not fat.
While I like big boobs and a decent bum, they're not that important. I also don't care if she has no friends, or doesn't work.
>tfw no gf
>made a thread on /a/ asking when did anime become so mainstream
>wrote in subject: "Did anime become a normie hobby?"
>haven't seen so much aggression towards me in a long time
>cucked mods deleted the thread
Normies are literally getting triggered when being called a normie.
So why did anime become so mainstream? Is it because of all the hentai and fanservice animes, or because people were actively making fan of anime fans, which gave huge attention to it?
When did it become mainstream?Why is /a/ such a shithole?
>When did it become mainstream?
Did it?
How do you even watch anime? Is it on TV? Do you have to buy it?
>>29296214
>Did it?
Yeah, its pretty mainstream now both in Burgerland and Russia (especially Russia for some reason).
>How do you even watch anime?
Torrent, online stream sites.
>Do you have to buy it?
You can, but it will be on japanese.
>>29296214
Gurren Lagann was even shown on Scifi. Hot Topic used to sell Madoka shit and they still sell all sorts of anime merchandise.
Anime hasn't been obscure since the 90s. Millennials love this shit. Even my fucking coworker watches anime.
>>29296098
/a/ is a shithole because they seem to think they're "old 4chan", when they're really /v/ with more video games. Everyone wants to prove they're not new every chance they get, so you get retards posting fish images to every lazy and boring troll, and threads being derailed because someone dared to ask for sauce, even when it turns out reverse images search databases didn't even turn anything up.
The irony is that the people who populate /a/ today have likely only been here for a few years. 4chan 10 years ago is nothing like /a/ today.
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, your ribs broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
ur mom
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>>29296092
>your teeth shattered
I might be wrong, but I'm not sure you know how hard teeth really are.
Haha thanks for the """"""warning"""""" tough guy... You better watch your back and you little man. I know people who can find you just by tracing your IP address on this site (I know all the admins btw so don't try shit)
What's really funny is that you tho k you even had a chance. You were always going to lose to me and that's why you're threatening people on 4chan. Face it kid, you lost the moment you CONSIDERED me as an opponent. Welcome to the real world.
>there exist men in this world who will get to have sex with a woman this weekend
That blows my fucking mind, but what makes me go fucking insane is:
>there exist men in this world who will get to have sex with a woman this weekend, who had sex last weekend, and who will have sex again next weekend
HOW
FUCKING HOW
I JUST WANT ONCE
>>29296074
i have a gf thats how
Believe it or not, the average human being only as about ten sexual partners in their entire lifetime. Mostly in long term relationships.
Those who have slept with the most partners are pretty rare.
>>29296109
>Average
>10
Fucking
How
