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Foolproof way to learn a language:
>learn 300 most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will figure out the subtle nuances of sentence structure
you are now a master of the language
works every time
Find a flaw
Nice lifehack, thanks OP!
>>29300637
You won't learn dialect as easily, and it takes time to learn all of the phrases that fluent speakers use.
Other than that, pretty good.
>>29300663
>lifehack
back to buzzfeed
Ask my tulpa anything (with possibility to answer ot with "yes", "no", "positive", "negative", "neutral" or "don't know" of course).
It will be a great forcing tool as well! Her name is Alice, be kind to her, robofriends.
Is your master related to you or are you dating?
>>29300619
Do you feel your creator's love? Every time you grow?
>>29300619
alice, are you a braaapqueen?
Every once in a while I get this feeling where I feel completely normal but my body shakes and I have this weird urge to completely destroy everything in front of me. I can usually tell when it starts because my hands start shaking and I gnash my teeth together unconsciously, even though I don't really feel any different emotionally. It won't go away until I break shit, kill small game, or masturbate.
Does anyone else get this? What can I do to stop this from happening?
dump your girlfriend and get a real 2d waifu
>>29300571
dude just lift brah
>>29300593
>girlfriend
hoi prototypoi logoi
I tried. I really tried.
Today I went to a party of my coworker(inb4 wagey).
I left because, as expected, I hated everyone there.
On my way home I was jumped by a pack of niggers and they took everything except my keys. There went my last 100 bucks, which I needed to last until next payday.
Literally REEEEEE
>>29300556
>leaving the house
it's almost like you aren't even aware that you were asking to be enriched
>>29300599
I just got sick of myself. :(
At least they didn't take your BP too.
How to lose attraction to 3d? I haven't masturbated to real life porn in 1 year.
Until yesterday. Should I punish myself when I think sexually about a 3d woman?
Look at pics of nasty 3D roasties until they gross you out instead of arouse you.
>>29300601
*by roasties I mean actual beef curtain sloppy baginas
Relapses happen. I wouldn't punish myself over it. Just fap 2 or 3x a day to anime and monitor how you're feeling.
>2am at night and my dad literally just walked in on me masturbating
WHY IS HE STILL AWAKE
Personally I'd never walk in on someone at 2am.
Chances are they're doing something weird.
>>29300527
Probably because you were moaning like a japanese pornstar.
>>29300557
That was pretty good, senpai. I chuckled.
I got fired today from The New York Times. Feel free to make fun of me ITT I deserve it.
>>29300404
Is it really the Jew York Times like the /pol/tards say?
Also, stowy?
>>29300746
>been working there for about three months
>think I'm doing alright
>make some mistakes but I'm new
>did some projects I was proud of and others seemed to like
>wake up today from an angry email by my manager
>tells me I made a "sloppy edit" on a video
>was working on three different videos at the time so I understood the mistake from an objective point of view
>the tone of her email seemed very upset though
>have a sense of dread all the way to the office
>get to work, everything seems normal
>all my logins work
>twenty minutes later the guy who hired me ask to speak to him
>thisistheend.jpg
>tells me "we're going to have to part ways, you aren't developing into the role fast enough, this isn't a reflection of your skills, it happens all the time, consider grad school, blah blah blah, I'll walk you to the exit"
>pack up my shit and leave without saying goodbye to anyone
>call my dad to tell him
>fighting back the tears of humiliation on the street while explaining and asking him what I should do now
I might just kill myself. I'm so ashamed.
>>29301164
Howd your dad take it? Also, is it cool if I get your job? Is the spot still open? What should I tell them to get the job?
One of these
Last two digits = number of push ups you have to do
Roll
>>29300403
rollllllutxjyfdw
>>29300403
00 get pls
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Re-rolling because I got 3
Fembots, would you let Chad fuck you in the ass?
Fembot here.
No. That Chad looks about 5'9 tops.
They would, he just has to word it right. Any that say they wouldn't are lying or dudes.
>>29300664
How many ways could chad say let me fuck you in the ass?
Have you told people that you visit 4chan?
what do you mean by people?
Only people who also browse 4chan.
>>29300328
No. I don't really want people I know to associate me with this website.
Fellow ugly anons I have a question for you. If it was legal for you to be able to wear a mask in public, would you do it? How would it improve your daily lives?
I might start wearing one and when people ask me why I am wearing it I will just lie and tell them I was disfigured in an accident.
That's actually a good idea. I might do that if I can't get surgery or it isn't enough.
>>29300325
Surely this will draw more negative attention than just being ugly.
>>29300449
At least they won't mock your real face.
H-Hey wagecuck. I know you're busying sucking Mr.Shekelburg's dick but Trump cut my NEETbux and I may be out of a housing budget too. I can't even afford food right now. C-could you pass me a 20?
>>29300276
No. Get a fucking job, worthless neet.
Doesn't feel so good now, does it? Remember all that gloating and subway shilling you did? And look who you turn to for help the second it's over.
Say it, you little bitch. Say based wagemen are your masters, and suck my dick for a fiver.
>>29300276
My cock is rock hard just thinking about this. Thank you for the daydream anon.
>>29300276
>>29300318
samefags
nice try, wagecuck.
>tfw stealing a robot virginity and savoring all his mana with your estrogenized pink bp.
Wait a moment, i remember this thread!
>>29300271
is it possible that you can only truely lose virginity through vagina/cock sex?
maybe boipucci/cock contact doesn't break the wizard contract though it saps a bit of mana
>>29300271
>tfw probably jail gay but might fall for boypussy meme soon
How does one deal with the fact that you don't respect your parents? I'm eternally grateful for taking care of me and supporting me through college but I'm just not impressed by them and don't love them as much as I would want to
They are stupid wagecucks with no education who's terrible life decisions led to our family mostly having the shittiest time being dirtpoor, also father was always working starting up another company, never had the time to take care of me, thus now he barely knows me. They honestly didn't teach me anything useful about the world, life, money, love, women etc.
I know shitty parents could always be worse, and still better than no parents, and I'm probably a lost soul for not respecting them, but I just don't relate to them at any level, completely different mindset, worldview
Shit sucks I feel so lonely, a stranger even in my own family
>>29300190
dunno that feel
>tfw based parents
>>29300190
sucks and alot of people dont want to admit it but there are some extra shitty parents out there
my dad(step) seemed harsh growing up but i still didn't understand what a stepdad actually was and why my mom had the most say over what i was allowed and not allowed to do. once i grew up i came to the realization of how based he actually was and how fucked up my mom was as a person. i mean i had food shelter and clothes but that is literally basic needs being met. personal development as a human was were she fucked me over and i realize she raised me that way because that's how she was raised, yet i dont feel she deserves a pass for that at all, because i wouldn't neglect my kid in that way, and i realize that and im not even half her, age but she doesn't, so to me that just shows me she's not respectable on that level. older people are suppose to have that type of wisdom.
Both my parents were shitty, and while I love them, I also despise them for their stupidity. Both my parents were deluded, both of them were truly terrible and moronic parents.
Was this guy a robot? His manifesto is really interesting, he was right on almost everything, you just have to see how the world is nowadays.
>environmentalist
No thank you.
>>29300175
Link me
original
>>29300175
yes
>>29300241
the silver lining is that you will probably live to eat those words
![Littlefinger[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qNd9tsr.jpg "Littlefinger[2]")
