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It's been a long time, robots.

How are you? How have you been fighting the cucks and shitskins lately? How have you been making sure that right-wing ideals reign supreme?

>Pic related - the unbreakable bond between /pol/ and /r9k/
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>>29592867
How does it feel knowing you're becoming minorities in your own countries
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reminder /pol/ doesn't have any ideals other than being contrarian and you jettison whatever part of the right wing isn't edgy enough anymore
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Back to your containment board. Nobody outside /pol/ likes you. That's why your board was created in first place.

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Another 2 weeks, another paycheck that I'm going to blow in between the next one.
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nice blog post

subscribed
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>>29592807

>tfw no shiba wan wan
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>>29592807
happy doggo is happy

> sitting at my bench working on something
> thinking about a problem I'm having while playing with some wires
> there were 2 orange, 2 white, and 2 red wires
> straighten them out in my fingers and get orange, red, red, white, white, orange
> keep playing with them
> get orange, orange, white, white, red, red
> feel the urge to calculate the probability of this random event occuring
> tfw it's 1.23456789 * 10^-4

Normies will never know. I'm on amphetamines and I feel like a god. Holy shit.

PSA to all robots: get yourself a perscription
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that would be interesting if you'd done the calculations correctly
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>>29592796
>takes drugs
>does middle school math

Your life is pathetic.
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What kind of amphetamines? I take vyvanse daily, but I feel like its stopped working... Sucks because it's the only thing that's been keeping me going.

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3 hours left of being a neet
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>>29592727
fap beforehand
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why?

inb4 unoriginal 333
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>1 hour left until work
hold me OP

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What's a good drink to have when you're dragged to a restaurant and are trying to lose weight by not chugging candy water down your throat?

If you get just water, waiters hate you and you look like a pussy. Diet cola might be an obvious answer, but I keep hearing about how they're actually bad for you. Coffee seems fine, but not preferable when it's already hot as hell and you want a cool refreshing drink.
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water and stop caring what think about you faggot
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>>29592726
Just get water why the fuck do you care about what a waitercuck thinks
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whats wrong with water? hows that least """pussy""" than diet cola? americans confuse me

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>tfw the gender dysphoria hits
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be proactive in ending your pain
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>>29592701
;-; original comments
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>>29592701
>>>/lgbt/

also, reply to my fb msg.

>I was gunna kill a couple niggas but they did it themselves, everybody suicidal they don't even need my help

Daily reminder that by an heroing you let the Chads win
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Why is Spongebob so easy to make memes out of?
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>>29592730
Saved thanks you
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>>29592828
No problem. Thanks for the (You).

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Should I meet up with a young, dominant alpha guy and let him tie me up, slap me around, call me humiliating names, spit on me, piss on my face, use my mouth and throat like a sex toy, and make me swallow his cum? I'm straight but curious. Porn has made me crave being used like a sissy slut.
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>>29592686
>im straight
No man, you sound like one of the gayest people ever
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Daily reminder to remember to hide and sage these threads
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>>29592732
Newfag reminder that saging doesn't exist anymore

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How does this video make you feel /r9k/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCqrHzyuVg

Why is everyone such an exhibitionist nowdays, and why would women rather have random men fingering their pussies in public than even look at me more than 2 seconds on the street, or even saying a word to me?

In the decade of extremly free sexual expression and sex and bullshit, i will die a virgin, while most women have no inhibitions whatsoever and would fuck pretty much everything that moves, as long as it isnt me, they wont even look at me twice, and if i look at them twice they might sue me for sexual harrasement.

Maybe ISIS and radical islam is right afterall? Maybe the west must be exterminated.

What do you think /r9k/
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it just makes me wish I was there so I could have touched them titties and played with her vagina.
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>one stupid stunt one artist did for attention because its so bizarre
>damn why do all women do this?
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Haha Amsterdam is like no thanks I'm not touching that.

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this comment is 0% original
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>>29592674
>No Stanley
>No Nin
>No pepe
>No Lou
>No edging anon
>No anyone actually a member of the r9k community
Go away triplover
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>a bunch of Omegle nobodies get apartments and I don't
go back to the R word, newfag
and take the gay R loving mods with you
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I don't recognize most of these people, are they tripfags or twitch streamers or something?

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how does it feel cut fags, to be poster boys for the jews
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>>29592667
Feels better and ask any girl. Cut>uncut

but fuck those jews though
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>>29592712
>>removes 1000s of nerve endings
>>feels better
>>lolwut
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>>29592712

she doesnt want to hurt your feelings lel

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Why does seeing 2 different-colored people trigger you autists so much?

posting something similar to pic related will get you edgefags to start skull-posting and comparing bones and cultures which all eventually leads to cuck posting. Can't we all set our differences aside and just focus our hate on Jews and women like the good 'ole days?
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>>29592657
Robots are mentally ill, they even brag about being mentally ill. What do you think?
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No you faggot. It's not just about two different colored people. It's specifically a black male with a white female that triggers them, because of insecurities and they also project their hate (that originates from something else) on a low hanging fruit/easy target.
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>>29593112
it's because virgins see someone of lower status than them getting something they can't get

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Why are tariffs a "bad" thing?

Why do liberals oppose tariffs? If you're a humanitarian you should support tariffs. Because when you buy cheap labor you're promoting the practice of cheap labor.
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>>29592634
>Why do liberals oppose tariffs?
Usually it's the liberals, but not always. Thatcher/Reagan really put neoliberalism into motion.

Partly it's economic exploitation of the third world yeah. And they try to present it as a good thing. They're not REALLY helping them in the long run (because they definitively could), but it's still better than nothing.

And also it's class warfare, pure and simple. They want to disenfranchise workers to lower their wages and make them compete harder. This benefits the elite and the middle classes to some extent (which protects the elite).

Comparative advantage doesn't benefit the common people. Even GDP increases doesn't matter to most people.

The west would be capable of incredibly high productivity if it were to reindustrialize. But they decided to promote the service industry instead (partly enabled by the petro-dollar scheme (i.e., we bomb brown people for it)).

There is also a geopolitical aspect to it. Global trade makes countries more dependent on the US' financial system. Which allows it more opportunities to spread western influence.

But they'll just scream "racist" at you if you criticize globalization.
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>>29592634
Liberals have completely bought into the capitalist free trade meme. There's no actual left or right in American politics, just varying shades of centrist capitalist. Trump and Bernie are just slightly left and right of center respectively, but they're treated like extremists.
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dare I ask, isn't it a good thing that there's cheap labor for kids in china and india or wherever? because in countries these people would literally be starving to death without what little they can get paid in their shitty factory?

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When you watch that final episode of your anime and it leaves you broken inside. What do you do to get over this loneliness?
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Keep watching. Once you reach around 100 - 200 shows you stop getting that feeling and you'll miss it. You'll also stop getting that tingly feeling when you see a special fight, speech or event in an anime. That's when you know you're stuck.
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Slyphyn is cutest!
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Ashamed to say it but...

I usually stop a few episodes short of the finale, and start the series all over. I have trouble focusing on TV so I always pick up new things I missed the first watchthrough.

Anyway, it pretty much doubles or triples the amount of time each series lasts for me.

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Alright. I'm on vacation with my family. 2 close family friends are with us. I'm in love with one. Have been basically my entire life. She's been with her bf for 6 years now. It's likely they'll be married shortly. I've been in a number of relationships, but still feel for her. I'm sick of always desiring what I can't have. How do I make the feeling stop?
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Get her drunk
Rape her
Take pics
>Post pics
Blackmail her for 'cheating'
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>>29592639
She has a condition that makes her unable to drink much.

Don't know why I came here expecting a genuine response.
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kill her and her boyfriend.

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