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why skirts so hot?
feminine
easy access
I find them much cooler than pants tbqh. Lets your penis and testicles hang more freely.
Because it shows of their thighs and sometimes gives you a peek at their panties.
Who here /namelet/?
You can only post in this thread if you have a shit name.
>Joel
Harrison
>"dude ur harrison ford haha"
As if I haven't fucking heard one of those every day of my goddamn life.
Dallas
My name backwards is almost Salad.
Alec
>"you're such a smart aleck teehee"
just let the pain end
I watched this movie last night and want to die now.
>>29591644
Why ?
Is it good ?
Is this movie actually good or is it reddit-good?
>>29591644
Review it anon, I've been curious about this movie but it looks iffy
ITT: Fictional characters that normies will never understand
I find the book more relateable mostly because Salinger himself chose to live as a hermit.
>>29591598
definitely Smug Wojak
Those filthy roaches will never understand me...
>start new class yesterday
>meet former housemate
>being the sperg I am, our interactions were always awkward
>he notices me first, greets me, i sit in front of him, have nothing much to say so conversation dies down
>as soon as class leaves, he's already gone
>feel relieved since I don't have to keep up socially anymore
>go to class today, dreading our meeting, bit knowing if I should avoid him or not to save us both from awkwardness
>mfw he dropped the class in order to avoid me
anyone else so awkward that it's become a superpower? also, at least for me, Bo matter how awkward I feel in a social situation/group event, everyone else ALWAYS feels more awkward
you give too much credit to yourself op..
you do realize people dont just give up on their feature for your faggot ass. you arent important enough.
>OP is so delusional that he thinks his existence even matters
why did he leave class in 1 second then if not to avoid talking to me? as soon as I turned around to say something, I saw him shuffling quickly away
i caused that
/getting out/
Has anyone here really done it? How did you do it? Is it a myth? Do we deserve what we have? How late is too late?
I am drawn between the poles of progress and comfort. I could get a job, I could try and meet people ... it is so much easier to lie in bed browsing /r9k/ when I'm so sure none of it will really work anyway.
i used to do the whole 9-5 office job, go to the gym, hang out with my incel friends, keep an apartment etc
but by the time i was 26-27 i said fuck it. sold everything quit my job and become a NEET. i simply wasn't happy at all. it's been a few years now and i have no idea what to do with my life, i doubt i can ever get a job again with the gap in my resume
>>29591455
Are you on autism/neet bux right now or are you still using what you made selling it all?
>>29591516
still living off what i have saved up
in the end i'll probably go back to my parents
Yesterday at 8:00PM EST, one of the most celebrated YouTubers tragically died last night in his sleep at his house after claiming breathing issues the week before. The reason behind the death is unknown but knowing his past medical records it may be the reason. Rest in Peace Boogie2988.
i don't believe you
post original proof
>The reason behind the death is unknown
One can only dream
oregano
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
ANOTHER DAY TO DO YOUR BEST AWAITS!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY?
>>29591012
Cause an incident.
Also, since when can you afford an internet connection?
>>29591012
ohayoo
Ohayou. I've been bored all day just sitting around lurking boards and playing Bloodborne on and off
Trump vs. Hillary
Pic related.
>thinking American elections aren't rigged and thinking your vote matters in the slightest
shiggy diggy doo
>>29591240
this
trump is clearly working for hillary
and from blacks to niggers
Meeting pic related for a drink in a few minutes. How long do you think before 'she has to go' ? Keep in mind that i'm a failed normie whos overweight and has a small speech impairment
You're so fucking incompetent that you couldn't properly post a pic of her
Yeah, i'm on my phone and didnt feel like rotating.
>>29590978
>overweight guys with speech impairment can get qts but I can't
What is your one weird trick OP
stop with the constant shilling of r9k, just let us shit post in peace without the constant race baiting infographics and shitty pol threads. You are shitting up the whole damn board, r9k dosent belong to you. Everyone else stays in their own board, you arent any better so do the same
Same for women baiting shit. GET OUT AND GO BACK TO /POL/.
>>29590735
>>29590785
I think a single board can't contain such a large amount of cancer, the best we can do is not fall for the B8
>every other board stays in their place
Not true.
/g/ is filled with /v/, /fa/, and /pol/.
/r9k/ has the most board privilege
Why do you REALLY post here?
>>29590688
to fill the unforgivable loneliness in my heart with some interaction with mean strangers
Anger makes the time pass by without suicidal thoughts, and normies make me angry.
>>29591874
This.
exactly this post here
He's below the six minimum:
>6 foot
>6 inches
>60k a year
>>29590506
>5.11'
>7"
>3k a year
Mandatory army service sure is fun!
>6.3 inches
>6'
>lel, not even close
>>29590506
You made a typo, "60" is ten times "6".
Why is life so complicated?
>Want food, shelter and fresh drinking water?
Go and practically beg an employer to let you work 8 hours a day to get paid shit money, you can be fired any time they feel like it though. Even for the lowest of the low jobs you have to "sell yourself" in an interview, like it's not enough to willingly enroll in being used like a dog you have to beg for the opportunity.
>Want a gf?
The majority of girls don't like you, the few who do won't admit it and want to be romanced and have you do all the legwork, handle all the risk of rejection, give up your time and money just for the CHANCE to get her to go out with you. She'll leave you whenever she feels like it.
>Want the time to enjoy life?
Too bad faggot. You're so busy and tired from working and commuting and wooing women all you wanna do when you get home is collapse in front of the computer until you feel tired. Wanna work part time? Enjoy living with your parents for the rest of your life.
Why is everything more complicated than it has to be?
>>29590475
Suicide, problem solved
>>29590475
>Bilgewater
You play league, Friendo?
>>29590475
It really is simple, if you start treating women like strippers that dont deserve your time or respect, they will start to try to earn it. Its in their blood to be wanted by all, and if chad wants her but you dont she will go after you to try to win your approval. If only temporary, you can use her for whatever you want as long as you dont tip your hand and start to show her affection. In short, this is why assholes get girls. Really its very simple
If a robot does this, will he get gf or will he go to jail?
>HOW TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER (GONE SEXUAL) ???
If a robot did that for me I would think it was pretty sweet and consider a relationship with him but would ultimately come to my senses and realize that this kinda cute act is probably not going to be typical and it would be silly to jump into a relationship based on that alone.
Might get you a date though.
Also I'm not as qt as her, it almost certainly wouldn't work on that kinda Stacy.
>>29590472
Doing it more than once is pretty creepy IMHO (especially if you video tape it like an autist) But I think it could work and a girl might think it's sweet if you just randomly bring her a coffee and chat with her for a little before asking her for her number or something. Maybe if I get more confidence I might try it on a hot girl at walmart.
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