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Is there anything actually bad about being a fedora? Looking back, we were the native population of the Internet that was displaced.
- technophilic
- libertarian
- empirically biased
- atheist
All these are fine things. The fedora shaming only came with the normalfaggot feminist invasion of 2007. Fedoras were the space cowboys and the first Internet generation.
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>>29596035

The fedora meme was a forced meme that autistic redneck trailer trash Christian revivalists kept spamming and forcing on everyone for years, then it finally caught on in 2013.

Yeah, I find it disturbing how there is this anti-intellectual, anti-male wave that has been around since 2013 or so that just does not seem to want to go away. I want all the toxic Internet scum that has been spamming fedora memes, feminist content and revivalist garbage since 2013 to leave. They are all anti-male weirdos that hang around in cesspools and corrupt everywhere they go on the Internet.

I've never worn a fedora in my life, I'm just sick of all the people that use the meme maliciously. They are outcasted on other normal parts of the Internet, and people know that if they spread the meme and hold such malicious views, they are weirdos and need to be removed.
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Wasn't it just a meme to make fun of the insufferable atheists? Many of them really just needed to STFU about it (myself included).
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A lot of those traits lead to highly pretentious individuals, and rarely were fedoras intelligent enough to justify their attitude. Its also a poor style choice.

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Which one would you choose? How would you use your powers to change the world?
Things we've established so far:
Amelia is comfy as fuck, peovided you actually get out and heal people.
Nobody likes Quet disciples.
XM is bro -tier.
Ur, Amelia, Ersu, and Lux would form some kind of alliance.

Autism and RP welcome. Question of the day: which God is the most robot-tier?
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>>29596032
This needs to expand, threads like these won't last. We need a system or something, some way to RP, some way to expand on just this one image. Any thoughts

Also long man is the best, you stay the fuck out of my forest ur fuckers.
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Judas so I can pic related

XM is also cool
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>>29596032
Probably I'd choose Ur.

Finally got a gf.

Dubs decides what I do now.
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>>29596022
cool, now you should kill yourself and in the suicide note, say the reason was your girl friend
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kill the bitch
and post here
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Fuck her.


Originalo.

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Nest update: all the birds are growing well, never was a need to kill the cowbird (:
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>>29595968
they all look the same, which one is the smug intruder?
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holy shit I remember this thread

happy your birds are doing well OP

>>29596003

if there was a cowbird they would all be dead
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>>29596029
so what did he do with the egg then? Did he just take it out and put it somewhere else?

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>get haircut
>hate it
EVERY
GODDAMN
TIME
pic related its what i wear for 3 weeks after my haircut
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>>29595965
>get shitty haircut
>summer

At least I'm neet
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>>29596025
>literally going out to meet a girl for the 2nd time in my life tomorrow
>get a haircut thinking maybe it'll be different this time
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>>29595965
>buzz my hair
>look like I have cancer
>don't give a shit because I wear a gay ass snapback whenever I go out anyway

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Think he was a robot? I do.
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he had sex and lived out of a basement, so...i guess not
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>>29596128
>living out of basement

Robot confirmed
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No he was just an asshole

good show tho

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HAHAHA I can't get this catchy theme song out of my head! Fuck traditional society, it was just invented by a bunch of
>old dead white guys
to make the world less good!

I'm voting sex party! lol :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDGMbPqNb4
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>>29595933
Vazna and Sam E are the only good couple on that whole chart.

Be like Vazna and Sam E
Dont be a cuck like everyone else
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>>29595933

>it was just invented by a bunch of old dead white guys to make the world less good!

No, it was invented to make society stable and moral, and give people, especially males, an incentive to contribute.

Fuck women are stupid. Why are women so stupid? Fucking idiot cunts.
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>>29596508
Cringeworthy degenerates are seeking to end the world...
It's up to us to stop them

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FUCK IT. I'm going to leave my mothers house and hop a freight train.


What should I bring?

p.s. before you ask I did this a lot as a teenager. And yes, I'm still an alcoholic.
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>>29595884

>hop a freight train.

What is this, some depressing teenage movie from the 1980s with cheesy music and a good looking young male lead actor?

Also, if you are that guy that kept annoying people with the 'Christ-Chan' memes, then I hope you die.
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>>29595884
if you've done it before surly you know what youd need to take anon. i dont think anyone else here has experience jumping freight trains. best of luck anyway anon
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>hop a freight train

lmao people still do this? are trains carts still made of wood and locked with rickety chains?

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good night /r9k/
sleep tight
go and sleep at a sensible time please, for your own health
see you in the morning
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>>29595838
It's 3 in the afternoon
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>>29595910
Go to bed for your health NOW!
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NO FUCK MY HEALTH

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I JUST ATE 35 FUCKING HOT WINGS ALL BY MYSELF GOD I FEEL DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF BUT THERE SOOOO GOODS. What disgusting things do you do?
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>>29595826
Starve myself to get thinner even though my BMI is already technically in the "underweight" category
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Order a dozen Dunkin donuts and eat them all in one sitting

Order an entire large Pizza Hut pan pizza and eat it by myself

Get the whopper meal for two from Burger King and eat 2 whoppers, 2 orders of fries, 2 cokes
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>>29595888
Duncan donuts donuts really are not very good

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Anon your father and I are going out tonight so mommy won't have time to cook you anything so you're going to have to eat leftovers from last night.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHUUGHHHHH
There you go sweetie! I'll go grab you a spoon, it's uncivilized to eat that with your hands!
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Is this the new *BRAAAP*? Because I like it.
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>>29595781
I really hate that kind of shit.
It's like in-between solid and full diarrhea I only get it when I'm feeling sick after eating some nasty junk food.
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>>29595781
Anyone who wouldn't eat that is gay, prove me wrong

>protip; you can't

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Are there extra NEETbux available to anyone who has lots of children?

Or are there NEETbux only available to black women?
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>>29595744
They make them steal shit and deal drugs.
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An extra $500 per child per month here on welfare. My neighbor has 8 kids and mistreats all of them
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>>29595744
You can easily make a shit load of money by being a single parent with lots of kids. Its why they drive nice cars and always have the newest gadgets. It pays very well to be a breeder.

7 Reasons Women Like Men Who Treat Them Like Crap
Written by a woman

thoughtcatalog.com/sophie-martin/2013/07/7-reasons-women-like-men-who-treat-them-like-crap/

1 You can never really have him.
2 Everything is a surprise.
3 He doesn't care if you need him.
4 He is sure of himself.
5 The "chase" period never ends.
6 Other women want him, too.
7 You are convinced that you can fix him.

Your thoughts on this, brobots?
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Its in a woman's genes to want a stronge and independent male, and being stronge and independent doesn't hold hands with being nice nor gentle.
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>>29595864
*Why did I misspell strong?
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>>29595864

Wrong.

Women want a male who APPEARS strong and independent.

Be both know that in the entire world there are probably 0.001% who are strong and independent naturally. The rest is "faking" it.

But women don't care. For them it's all show and no substance.

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when you're parents get home from work and you have to hide in your room until they go to bed
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>>29595672
I only do this when I'm at my dads house, he scares me more than my mom.
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>>29595719
Wow. Maybe if you just hung out with him he wouldnt scare you. Buy a case of beer and shoot the shit with him
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Do you have a legitimate reason for not looking for a job?

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>tfw ugly as shit
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>>29595651
>see pictures like this
>think maybe i just perceive myself as uglier than I am
>remember how girls have treated me in the past and remember i really am an ugly fuck
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>>29595682
yeah thats kinda how it goes..
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>>29595651
Iktf
That's why I gave up. People only care about looks first and foremost. If you never have that, they'll never like you. Ugly people are consistently treated like shit and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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