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>you will never be nobility
Why live?
>>29599344
joks on u cracka i iz a king nd sheeit
>>29599344
underrated post.
most of what has been achieved by man was done by members of the aristocracy. plebs think they can do things just as easily, but underestimate the benefits of being well born.
you will never be a Stark or Targaryen ;-;
I actually went out for a run today for the first time in a very long time guys
>mfw
>20y/o
>Lost my virginity 6 months ago (a few days before new years eve 2016)
Since then
>Starting my 2nd year in Mechanical Engineering after the summer after needing to repeat my first year for failing nealry every course I had
>Managed to land a well paying job at a wellknown company around my parts
>Said company actually paid me to take a forklift drivers license which is rare for people my age and will be a great asset to my Curriculum
>Buying a PC tommorow worth about 2000$ with money I saved myself with my parttime job during the semesters and my tax returns
>My new gym membership starts after the summer
>Mfw my life took a turn for the better in just 6 months
Is my robot life over guys? Do I stand a chance to be accepted into the normie culture with the other normies? Its been my dream for a long time, Ill miss you guys, you fags were always there for me
>>29599326
Good for you, anon!
Also
>Buying a PC tommorow worth about 2000$ with money I saved myself with my parttime job during the semesters and my tax returns
Post build.
Fucking fagg0t what do u need a 2k pc for
>>29599326
Good for you friend, congrats on turning it round.
NOW GET OUT!!! YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm depressed but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything to end my life. Instead, I just find myself wanting to be intoxicated 24/7. Beer, liquor, weed, pills, anything really. Anyone else like this?
I do like getting drunk, but only if it's only for a day or two. At the third day, I'm not into it anymore
Near same situation op. And yet somehow I have been off of everything for about half a year. I can feel my heart beating faster when I think I am on the verge of convincing myself to use drugs again. Its not even about feeling extremely good, just feeling any way other than the way I do almost everyday.
Used to be this way with various substances especially benzos that is an addiction I do not reccomend withdrawal was worse than opiates in my opinion also was a really big drinker and cigarette smoker but I had an acid trip that made me respect my body much more and quit cigarettes and now I only drink socially on occasion
Life does fucking suck sometimes I can understand why you would want to dull yourself from it
Who /light eater/ here? An apple with peanut butter and a glass of milk is my favorite meal. And no, I'm not anorexic or skin and bone.
>>29599290
this is now pizza thread
>>29599331
>>29599290
nice 'zas pals
>>29599352
have s'more boyo
will girls like me if I become a pretty girl?
i would like you if you still have a dick that works
am girl
>>29599258
no but you might get killed in an airport bombing
>>29599291
stop this propaganda, anzujaamu is alright
>get a girl's number from class finally
>she always takes approx 2 days to reply
Is it even worth asking her out? I've never had a girl's number before and I don't know how to go about it. I won't see her in person again.
No, she's obviously not interested
I'd say she's likely not interested but you should go for it anyway if you're never going to see her again as is.
"Hey, would you like to go out for a coffee sometime?" or whatever other generic first date thing you might like.
She might just be bad at texting. And if she says no, whatever, at least you made the attempt.
no you fucking dweeb
it takes me 8+ months to reply to a text from a guy and it has nothing to do with you so don't take it personal
not everyone's a social butterfly like U
>she stops coming online
>tfw it was all a lie
>>29599195
>implying she didn't just block you
>>29599224
i think she got a bf
>>29599283
Women live life on easy mode
>Being a ginger
Why has God cursed me with these genetics?
Will I ever make it?
>>29599155
I'm straight but I kind of end up sucking a lot of my friends dicks and one of them is ginger. The nice thing about his cock is the pubes and freckles. Ginger pubes are thin and light and it's way less gross than thick black pubes
>>29599155
>tfw brown hair but ginger facial hair
>>29599265
Most of my pubes are brown but the patch connecting to my stomach is rather orange. Good thing is it's easy to shave that area.
>>29599318
>>29599265
Also you're a faggot, don't deny it faggot.
Who here /legal name change/?
What did you change your name to and why? What was your name before?I actually don't expect many, if any replies to this. I'm not sure if name changing is really a common thing
I want to change my name after my father dies so I didn't have to deal with heritage bullshit
>>29599255
last name Hitler?
>>29599255
why? What's your heritage?
What are /r9k/'s religious views (if applicable)?
let's be nice in this thread please.
BRB I'm gonna go grab my fedora.
Im a frum jude
is anime a religion ^_^
I usually never post here but jesus just reading this board took me from a guy who has SA to having full blown major depression for several years, as I realized how crap society is, and my terrible place in it.
Only I realized a lot of my percieved shortcomings came right from 4chan, like looks or race, sure, if all you do is stand there and stare into space, it would be better to look like Pewdiepie and girls will approach YOU. But if you actually get game you are automatically in the top 1% because you have balls, and the amount of game you got and energy you give out trumps all, other than fame or something.
This board is cancer, you only post the negative, and negativity breeds negativity; the worse mood you are in, the less clear you can think.
YES, society is fucked you are right, you bang that about every damn day like I did, so what are you going to do about it??? This isn't an intellectual problem, you already know enough, now you have to let it GO, emotionally.
In sociology, you would be categotized as a ritualist if you don't believe in culture's rewards but still follow society's norms (wageslave), and that's just torture and stems from a failure to fully let go (or you're a retreatist/NEET). That's no way to live, if you realize society is BS, then why aren't you finding what is real and meaningful to you rather than hammering the obvious over and over because you refuse to really accept it??
It's really funny how people actually take things on here to heart and get insecure about being hispanic or short or whatever, but then again most people on here are literally under the age of 18.
I lurk 99% but this thread is helpful to some so I bump
>>29599124
people here aren't joking and there's a lot of young maladjusted neckbeards here.
but you're right in that even though most of them are being sincere, their insecurities and the shit that triggers them is farcical and doesn't actually matter all that much in the real world
Rate me and my gf
No hater comments
>>29599071
>No hater comments
Kill yourselves
>>29599071
Not cool man,what did they do to you?
But anyway he looks gay as fuck and she... She looks human at least
is that a disgusting low-rent trap?
Men are incredibly shallow, one-dimensional human beings.
Men don't care about who you are, what you can do, what you say, if you're loyal, if you're humble, so on
You can have a great education, be their lifelong friend, be frugal and kind and smart, loyal, pure and they will still wish they were with a 10/10 whore/supermodel who cucks them.
Men only care about physical appearances. They don't care about your feelings and they don't care about your physical and mental health. All men want is an unrealistic 10/10 hot beautiful pure girl who never ages, does whatever fucked up shit he wants in bed, and never opens her mouth or stops being happy and perky.
They don't care if you're a good person and you're loyal and caring and trustworthy. To them "good person" is an attractive white woman with perky tits. To them "pure" is someone with a naturally beautiful face without makeup - she can be taking fifty black cocks in her spare time like our resident Eliza, but as long as she's pretty they'll regard her as "pure."
Men don't care. There is no point. If you're not cute there isn't even a point in staying thin, because men would sooner love an obeast with a pretty face, then a healthy girl with an ugly one.
Men are the most shallow, vapid, two dimensional creatures on the planet. They only see as far as physical beauty and what makes their dick stand up.
If your not qt your life is 10 times harder because they will hate you for it. Enjoy never being able to leave the house because they'll abuse you and mock you for daring to enter into their peripheral vision and not be qt.
If it were up to modern men, we wouldn't have gassed the Jews. We would've gassed ugly women. Modern men are so spoiled with Internet, pornography and ironically Jewish media that they literally expect all women to be 10/10 like pic related.
>>29599030
Did you just copy and paste a buzzfeed article?
>>29599030
Remember to sage and hide troll threads like these, fellow robots. Don't give this roastie the satisfaction of having baited you into replying.
>>29599030
I'm sorry you couldn't get a Chad anon.
plz gimme a chance sometime when you're ready.
Tell us the nature of your farts and the raw materials required to emulate them
>burger
>beans
>pork
>soda
>beer
>chips
they don't smell that much desu kind of sweet but are really loud and make my butt quake
>>29599000
nice numbers
I highly doubt you are still farting OP
>>29599037
truth be told: you are right
but I will fart my way to a good night of sleeping
do you know when you get sideways in bed and let the most beautiful farts freely rip? that's my plan
what about you? no farts?
>>29599000
usually sbd but literally sound like brrraaaaap when they aren't or lime pfffff
tofu, beans, soy sauce, fruit juice, water, rice, hellmans mayo, pimento seed, butter
>hungry
>mummy is having guests in the kitchen
>will be forced to interact with 40-50 year old women if i try and get food
what do?
Intermittent fasting is good for you.
That's what I tell myself when stuff like that happens.
>>29598995
sneak out the window and walk to a taco bell
>>29598995
call your mum from the kitchen to bring you food, it's what i do when im in that situation
