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>just found out my oneitis popped out a niglet
LOL
Anon, on a serious note,LOOOOOOOL MY FUCKING SIDES ARE COLONIZING NEPTUNE
>>29597626
Lmao white boi is jelly
>>29598016
AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHA FUCK SAKE YOUR COMMENT JUST MADE IT FUNNIER FOR SOME REASON
>Live in Michigan where bottle deposits are ten cents instead of five cents
>Go to a store that has a bottle return and sells two liters
>fill cart with two liters of cola or whatever soda
>go to bottle return
>put full bottles of cola in bottle return (they just go into a bin and will be put back to where they belong by employees)
>press button to get slip
>get money with slip
>repeat
>elect Bernie sanders
>get $15/hr
>work for 66666.67hrs
>expects that wheeling around a cart packed to the brim of one product, sneakily squeeking up to the machine, sweatily inserting a bunch of heavy 2L bottles, and nervously walking anon's pilfering, theivish ass back over will not attract any attention.
Damn... I can't believe no one thought of this...
I haven't masturbated for a week and I genuinely feel sick and horny. Withdrawal symptoms?
>>29597593
You need Natalia Poklonskaya in your life
SPLOOGE THAT GOOGE MY MAN
>>29597593
Look at pics of Natalia, m80
Have you considered that you come online and take advice on life and the opposite sex from people that have little to no success in either, and are very likely to exaggerate their accomplishments for attention they don't get in real life where they are most likely bullied, ostracized, or maybe just simply ignored.
I've noticed a lot of people think they got everything figured out, when to an outside observer like a stranger they are totally and obvious mess but it isn't polite to say so.
Think about it a bit, maybe..?
that's my secret OP
I never try to improve myself
I mostly just come here to read about how other robots feel and think, and what they have figured out. Normie advice generally aren't any good for us.
And those "successful" people are just as clueless if you really get to know them. No one knows what's going on, life is a clusterfuck and a joke.
>tfw too intellectual to socialize
>>29597560
nah you're just too self-absorbed to not be annoying to others so you tell yourself people hate your "intelligence" to protect your ego
what they actually hate is how you only talk about boring shit you read on wikipedia last night like someone who is desperately trying to prove to themselves that they're smart
>>29597679
This. Nobody is "too intellectual" to socialize, OP is deluding himself.
*tips fedora*
everyone who calls themselves an intellectual is an insufferably pretentious faggot so no wonder you have no friends
Let's get a debate going.
>>29597558
HitIer was right
>>29597611
Not about everything. He probably got some math problems wrong in school.
>>29597611
No debate here
>meet this girl on r9k
>tell her eight year virgin and I'm not even interested in fucking
>"let me help u anon put ur face on tinder and I'll get some nice shy girls"
>nervous, can't
>she makes me a snapchat
>"send me selfies anon I want to look at u"
>nervous, can't
>she'll post them online
>she'll make me feel bad even though she's been cool as fuck
she did
sorry papi but im not following.
>>29597547
>orbiting a selfproclaimed fembot
you deserved every bit of it
>>29597688
kek
THIS
femanons are trolls. """fembots""" are a meme.
>tfw you have survived nofap day 1
Seriously, it was too fucking hard
I don't know why you guys act like jerking off is heroin or something. I go entire months without fapping just because I forget to.
>>29597542
Learn how2selfcontrol faggot
>>29597579
I can only do this if I have something to keep me busy. Usually games or music. But it's hard to forget lately
>choose a stone from each category
>>29597532
this aint /tg/ fuck off
>>29597556
This honestly bothers you? Legit autism. I hope they're at least paying you for that. It's not against the rules. Nor can tg likely invade, as the file sizes are so big over there.
i'm liking these types of threads
LA Noire
>>29597529
Far Cry Primal
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
Payday 2
>he still lives with his parents
>he still masturbates
Well with the economy the way it is a lot of people would be smart to boomerang back home or not leave until you have a steady income/steady ability to work if fired
Also everyone mastuebates
>>29597517
>implying anyone thinks masturbating is weird in the 21st century thanks to internet porn
you are a fucking loser if you live with your parents though
How does this interracial group of women know that I still masturbate and live with my parents?
>tfw gf has daddy issues so she needs male attention
>she has cheated on me 4 times this year
It gets better r-right guys?
>staying with a cheater
no it definitely does fucking not get better
>>29597512
You pretty much have an open relationship at this point. Good luck with that.
>>29597512
Life never gets better for pussies with no self respect.
I'm getting sick of the faggot shit, I don't want to see a mans ass, I don't want to see pics of dicks. GO BACK TO LGBT YOU FUCKING QUEERS
for real gtfo faggots.
>>29597491
foregive us infidels four hour transgressions, muhhammad aghmad alleeh, allahh who ackbar and sow fourth
God, I fucking hate seeing that disgusting, luscious, well-toned ass on the first page, day after day. I think I'm going to go mad if I have to see that fucking gay faggot with his stupid homo buddy rubbing oils all over that plump, juicy butt in that goddamn tub. Just fucking quit it.
>tfw no Samson bf
why even live? I just want that BJC
>>29597478
I know right? I want to wash and brush his beautiful hair
>>29597478
Samson used to look attractive like the guitarist of a rock band. Now he is starting to look more and more like a school shooter.
>>29597543
I personally think that makes him more attractive. I just want to mommy him and take care of him
https://join.skype.com/nktEyyjmUwKw
Join our comfy /r9k/ community. >TFW NO GF
>>29597389
Bumgfgffffffff
>>29597389
yo fuck SSTC and fuck this chatorig
>>29597582
FUCK YOU!
SSTC IS THE MOB
