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How do you cope with the fact that you missed out on teen sex? I mean, aside pretending not to care about it.
I lost my virginity at 15. Was deeply in love with her for about a year. Had tons of crazy sex, even anal. She'd rim my ass, too.
>>29590534
"The past is in the past" [cit.frozen]
Reality is always worse than our dreams , mssing teen sex is not a big deal after all.
Lost it when I was 19. I didn't get sweet, sweet high school sex but I feel like that would have only made my last few years there more emotional than they already were.
How do i become a Chad?
If it's not possible how can i at least become as chaddy as i can get? I'm willing to do anything for a stacy gf.
PUAs say you don't need good looks
>>29590494
Lif weuts, eet gud
>>29590514
I'm drinking beer and eating m&ms right now. Fuck
>>29590528
Chad also does that. But only in company!
Guys, my girlfriend (pic related) got blacked again
music for the feels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
here you go m8
>>29590492
>again
Drop her like a fat mixtape senpai
>>29590492
How'd your girlfriend do at last year's Kentucky Derby?
"protect stranger women they said, it's the right thing to do they said'
20 bucks the women didn't even care that he got into grievous harm because of them
he should sue the whores for putting him in a situation of emotional and physical distress
I am never putting my life on the line for no random bitch in public. I'm trying to live and chill. and it's not likely I'll get a reward or be remembered either, so let em get raped or whatever, probably their fault anyways
>>29590458
that's a totally bad ass scar. and that story will have women JUMPING on your cock. I don't really care for Mexicans, but good for that guy. He's alive right? and I bet he's getting free health care out of all this.
Ground Control to Supreme Gentleman
Ground Control to Supreme Gentleman
Take your Beamer keys
and take your knife in hand
Ground Control to Supreme Gentleman
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Take your glock
and may /r9k/'s love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One,
This is Ground Control
to Supreme Gentleman
You've really made the news
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to shoot some normies
if you dare
This is Supreme Gentleman to Ground Control
I'm knocking on the door
But no one's answering
in a most peculiar way
And the sluts look very different today
For here
Am I shooting all that I can
Far inside Isla Vista
the pavement's soaked in red
And there's nothing that can be said
Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my BMW knows which way to go
Tell those normies I hate them very much
they know
Ground Control to Supreme Gentleman
Your car is crashed,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Supreme Gentleman?
Can you hear me, Supreme Gentleman?
Can you hear me, Supreme Gentleman?
Can you....
Here am I driving
round my BMW
Far above the town
The normies all fall down
And there's nothing I can do.
>>29590430
What did you mean by thiso?
>>29590430
I have it on very good authority that there will be a release of Elliot OC in late 2016/Early 2017 that will be much bigger even than the Rare Elliot thread from January
You haven't got a clue what's in store in about 6 months time.
>>29591798
Can you give me a hint as to what kind of source you're referring to?
Why are girls so sickened by the idea of being a housewife? I think it's an honor...
(1/2)
Second part of this.
God this is bad on both sides. Women have stronger maternal instincts so they are better suited, and they also give birth. However a woman can do whatever they want. Nothing wrong with being a housewive. I kmew a few peeps in high-school that wanted to do that.
Actually it reminds me of when a friend told me that women are more evolved than men, even though we're the same species and all.
she's just spouting off womyn power rhetoric she's heard somewhere. desperation for social acceptance overrides maternal instinct (if these harpies actually had any)
if society pushed eating shit as the norm women would do it happily and shame anyone who didn't.
>go out clubbing with friends
>the only girls who hit on me are chubby or 6/10's
Why do we suffer so, robots?
>>29590305
>a 6/10 isn't good enough for him
What are you even doing here?
>>29590305
>go out clubbing
>with friends
>cute chubby girls hit on me
>LIFE IS PAIN
Normie please leave.
>the only girls who hit on me are chubby or 6/10's
What are you fucking gay
Daily reminder that this is basically a magic mind potion
Drink it and with a the tiniest bit of good will you can become normie in a social situation
>>29590291
What is that shit? Ethanol? Ethanol doesn't make you normie at all, it does the opposite. I'm way more awkward and revolting when I'm drunk and so are you.
>>29590320
Well I was thinking it helps with the anxiety and confidence problem robots have
>>29590291
>Implying that chemical form alcohol is substitute for the drink
>posting methanol
Methanol has a high toxicity in humans. As little as 10mL of pure methanol, ingested, is metabolized intoformic acid, which can cause permanent blindness by destruction of theoptic nerve. 30mL is potentially fatal,[16]although the median lethal dose is typically 100mL
What you're looking for is C2H5OH, Ethanol.
This guy takes his girlfriend to the bathroom
https://youtu.be/tWJgPvvx5Bw
Ok?
Sort of cool actually, she looks hot
>>29591427
>she looks hot
You fucking people man
Isn't this the guy who makes videos of himself jewing money out of restaurants?
>tfw you shave your asshole and it makes your farts noisy
there has to be someone that is aroused by this, right?
>>29590263
you must have a lot of hair in your back to notice such difference
for most people theres no difference
I am. Even imagining it is getting me pretty hard and I came relatively recently.
>>29590369
I don't
>>29590384
Oh really?
So I have critical levels of autism, 19 never kissed a girl and I've decided for a while now that dealing with girls is just to fucking complicated I'm going to get a mail order bride when I finish school and get a decent job. Come on how is it not based to buy a women, besides that's how most of human history happened anyways.
>>But muh divorce
>what is a prenup
>>But she won't really care about you
>implying I'm expecting more then tendies and pussy
Poke a hole in my logic
>Protip: You can't
how come ALL of them are qt? surely this must be only the cool girls group, and the ugly ukrainians are off camera
>>29590185
why not get a doll? buying a mail order bride, she's gonna turn on you. she'll never be happy, ergo youll never be happy. get a fucking doll
What about mail order males
All I really want is a thick gf. Why is life so unfair?
They're not even desirable to lots of Chads. And still with that being said, I can't get one.
Nothing seems nicer to hug your chubby gf and feel her soft booty and large buxom pressed up against you while you hug her all night.
Life is suffering.
>>29590181
BOOOIIIII, THOSE NAILS DOE
>>29590181
>that cellulite on the side
I'd rather drink soapy water
chubby gf is indeed amazing
I had my face buried in her huge tits for an hour early as we snuggled in bed, and then I had my cock buried in her pussy for a while. She's never refused a creampie
I just want an appreciative woman. I want her to receive treatment from me that she wouldn't get elsewhere. I would like it if she got uppity and started acting like a bitch
>>29590084
I'd rather eat that ass t.b.h.
>>29590173
me 2oo
I did and it was cool.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YXkgVUXLKu
hey Anons, time for a vocaroo thread! post pictures or scripts for people to read if you want
But OP, I'm shy...
The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature
and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of
numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man,
contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from
humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the
universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually
conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all recognizable organisms, the
result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could
only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet.
If, with the help of his Marxist creed, the Jew is victorious over the other
peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this
planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of
men.
Eternal Nature inexorably avenges the infringement of her commands.
Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the
Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the
work of the Lord
I fucking hate you, Patrick. You are nothing but a reddit browsing meme lord who needs to drop dead. Kill yourself.
Why are girls so basic?
They have no hobbies, no interests, no passion. It's all just about social media, gossip and hooking up with Chads.
So? Then get some ugly wannabe smart chick i don't care
>>29590035
>buttblasted roastie
wew
>>29589974
To be fair I have no real interests and think about killing myself all the time
