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HOW DO WE STOP THE NORMIES, R9K?!?!
WE WONT LAST MUCH LONGER
>>28660986
we put electric eels in the mote. This will keep them at bay..
We need to start using esoteric obscurantist language and memes that don't exist yet
>>28660986
We wait until they're close and then we try to interact socially with them
Hello R9k today was my last day of High school. All "freinds" said bye to each other but when It came to me nobody really gave a shit and just brushed me to the side.
Is this really how the real life is gonna be? A bunch of careless, cruel people?
>>28660970
Good job anon for finishing high school and it sometimes ita like that, but there is some good people out there.
>>28660970
Yeah. You're gonna have to accept it, friend.
>>28661013
>>28661019
Guess I'll start looking for a job then, thanks anons
redpill me on the sexual market /r9k/
>>28660931
alright, you asked for it:
every girl cheats. every single one of them. some hide it better than others.
>>28660931
You have to give up your boypussy
Its a bull market
>exam tommorow, left it to tonight to revise for it. Can't do it so I've accepted my fate and will killmyself after having a threesome with escorts.
ummmmm I've never studied for a test ever in my entire life. Just what kind of normie are you?
>>28660923
Whats it on OP?
>>28660923
> Important xam tomorrow
> Planned to study 6 hours today
> Just played Dark Souls from the moment I woke up to now
> Almost sure to get 0 marks
Why wont she hug me?
Why doesnt she treat me like the others?
W H A T I A M D O I N G W R O N G?
she likes you more than the others so shes embarrassed.
either that or youre so disgusting she doesnt want to be near you
:^)
>>28660790
she doesn't like you. move on. Women only hang around alphas. even the msot beta and ugliest of women tend to go towards people in between alpha and beta
>>28660790
She's doing everything she can to discourage you
I'm in the mood to talk some shit right now
any of you bitches there???
>>28660780
yeah famlam, roast me
>>28660789
nobody gives a shit about you bitch, get the fuck out of this thread before I backtrace your twerp ass
where all you little bitches at
>accidentally told my female therapist about /r9k/
how fucked am i
>telling normies about /r9k/
ree
>>28660768
>accidently telling
Wtf
Extroverts everyone..
Thanks for drawing the heat to us, man. Really.
Do prostitutes even find sex enjoyable after being in the business?
Like, if a prostitute decided to get married and settle down, would she be able to physically enjoy the sex she'd have with her husband, given they're physically compatible?
Do prostitutes even find sex enjoyable after being in the business?
Sometimes. It depends on the girl, and the circumstances she's in. Bigger name 'stars' get better treatment, can name terms, chose johns, ect. As time goes on, I expect they start to numb up. Just like men using porn.
>would she be able to physically enjoy the sex she'd have with her husband
Again, depends on the girl. For most of them, no. They were damaged goods before they got into the industry, and they're worse for wear afterwards.
>>28660700
Why does she look sad in the mirrored image?
I doubt it
Having sex for money is dehumanizing, money itself is dehumanizing, you need to be human to enjoy sex.
How was your day today /r9k/?
I fell asleep at 9 AM, woke up at 5 PM, now I'm sitting here staring out the window, waiting for death.
Wish I knew what I could do to make Neet life better.
>>28660697
Got two job interviews tomorrow
I need to get one since I need to start paying rent to my parents now
Know I'll either quit within the first week or kill myself by the fourth
Haven't slept in 30+ hours, spiders in my bed
If there's any tonight then I'm kinda fucked
They seem to not really understand, because they've got the majority of their enjoyment and happiness from money they wonder why anyone would not want a job
>>28660697
>woke up at 3:30AM for work
f>orce-fed myself some cereal, drove half-asleep
>worked for 6 1/2 hours doing manual labor while my managers acted like complete cunts and all my coworkers bitched about how awful they are
>did half of my exposure and response prevention therapy while at work
>got home, started drinking and surfing 4chan and other chans
>played some Animal Crossing
>watched a few clips of some old movies I like, decided to torrent Thunderbirds
>did the rest of my exposure and response prevention therapy for the day
>ate some pizza
>took a nap
>6PM now, waiting for my only (long-distance) friend to get online so we can stream movies together
>still drinking, thinking of playing some Stardew Valley for the rest of the night if my friend doesn't turn up
Average day, I give it 4/10.
>>28660820
>paying rent to your parents
Just get your own place you sad fuck
any other lonely fags wanna make a kik group where we just contemplate suicide (jk) reply with your usernames
>>28660683
bumping while I make a new kik account
>>28660683
Aight fuck it give me a minute and I'll download that normie app
>>28660683
Username is Rytigo
How do i meme
>>28660653
It's easy, just find a random digitally produced image of a frog and put a caption next to it.
Just bee yourself desu desu
leave /r9k/ and go to 15 year old personal twitter
Have you guys tried eharmony? according to reddit, it will find a girl for any loser.
>>28660589
Define "girl"
>>28660607
they are a lot like people. just don't have dicks and often have bags of sand strap to their chest.
>>28660589
anon there are 3.7binnion+ girls on the planet.
the internet has enabled you to instantaneously communicate with any of them.
statistically speaking you can get a gf.
you just have to try.
the harder question is why are you doing this? to what end? do you really want this?
Hey, fellow robots. Failed my drivers test today. Instructed said I barely went over a white line in front of a stop sign. She insta-failed me. Feels bad man. Anyone else have drivers test stories?
>inb4 underage b&
>I'm 18. Just took the test late.
>>28660571
failed it 7 times, I was fucking pathetic and spergs weren't made to drive
>>28660571
>>inb4 underage b&
>>I'm 18. Just took the test late.
this is a peculiarly subtle kind of bait
>>28660571
i've never taken it, almost 20
> tfw interesting and attractive enough to have grills approach me
> at the same time too boring to ever have a gf
Girls think im funny and charming around other guys, but when its just me and the girl, I have no idea how to talk to them. It's not that I'm afraid, I just dont know what to say.
I've had dozens and dozens of opportunities to get a gf, situations where girls are pushing themselves onto me, but I avoid or back out of them because it always ends up being really boring.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>28660561
yes
That's why men and women are having sex.
(also movies, tv series)
>>28660561
Yes, I can talk to dudes most of the time but when a women comes around my autism kicks in and I start caring too much about how I'm perceived. I'm relatively attractive but not masculine in any way and have been called "cute".
When you're with the guys, you talk about >nogf, including how to get a gf, where, when, who, techniques, gossip and rants.
When you're with a girl, you lose your favorite subject. (want this / can't have this)
Maybe the lesson is, wanting is better than having.
Yeah most girls are /pretty/ boring.
If I used axe will the fembots here want me?
>>28660497
If you have a pulse the roasties here will want you
>>28660497
Get a job and work out a bit, done. You are now Chad.
>>28660497
It would be extremely helpful.
