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Got my first job today and I am kind of in shock.
How do people just sell away chunks of their lives without wanting to actually commit suicide? The fact that I will have to work 4-5 days a week until I die makes me want to die.
How do you guys get over this feeling?
>>28658241
same here, i am 26, just finishing a bachelors degree and i can't possibly imagine how i am going to find, get and hold a fucking job i am afraid as hell of the actual work and i usually get tired very easily i don't know how i am going to last at least 8 hours if not more
By using the money from the job to buy things that make me happy.
>>28658241
People get used to it. Also it explains the popularity of alcohol: it numbs your feels.
Also this >>28658328
I just built my first PC! I'm really excited and wanted to share it with you guys. I have occasional constipation and a fissured on my sphincter so don't be a cunt. :)
I think assembled would be a better world.
>>28658220
what are the stats anon
Go back to imgur lmao
![Sara-Underwood-Vegas-Pool-Party-03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fhwd6yc.jpg "Sara-Underwood-Vegas-Pool-Party-03[1]")
>fat with farmers tan, stretchmarks and body acne
>"hey anon, come to our pool party!"
every fucking summer
>>28658062
>Old, tired and depressed
>Friends are dead or distant
>Silence
Fuck off Fatnigger
>>28658062
Normies dont even care about that shit you fucking autist.
They invite you, so you fucking go
Do females grouped together in a pool (no men on the photo) realize that the situation they are part of is a forced display of status of a male, akin to harem culture?
I love the retarded frog meme. The reason for this is because it suits /r9k/ much better than normal Pepes.
Robots aren't smug or in control as Pepes are. Robots don't enjoy their lives like Pepe does in many pictures posted here.
Instead, robots have the social intelligence of a child, like the retarded frog has. They have anger issues and they can't communicate properly in real life which leads to 'normies' seeing them as mentally unstable, and yes, pretty retarded.
We should really embrace the retarded frog meme. We just need to name it properly. Does anyone have any suggestions?
We should totally call him Pepe
Robots are intelligent though.
>>28658058
This. It's the final evolution.
Do you remember the year 2006?
That was one decade ago.
How old will you be in one decade, 2026?
I will be dead hopefully. If not I will be 32.
>2006
Sure im remember it.
35 but I can't imagine I'll live another 10 years
>tfw 28 and browsing 4chan for over 10 years
where did it all go wrong?
10 years ago in your moms basement
>Pools closed! ha ha
>Party van incoming!
>desu!
>whoa don't an hero anon
4chan was never good.
26 and been here 10 years myself.
Robots, what would you change about the world to make it a better place?
It doesn't matter if it's impossible.
Kill the spider.
I would probably make it so that you inherit your parents' money before they die. I mean, a 20 year old has much greater use of money than a 50 year old. You could pay for education, a place to live etc and not waste your youth slaving away just to survive until you're old and then enjoy your money.
>>28657891
Make white people 85% of the world population, destroy india completely and eradicate their people. Kill everyone in the middle east and africa. Keep some american negros because I like some of their musics. Kill everyone in south america. Replace all the dead with white people.
Think of how advanced the world will be in 10 years when run by whites.
We'd surely get bored of earth and colonize mars.
Chad here.
You're all racist bitter virgins and I wanna beat the shit out of every last one of you.
You ugly losers need to stop talking shit about women, leave the house, get a job, make money and get a 29 year old single mom gf so you can raise my kid and Tyrone's.
Neckbeards like you have a place and a purpose and that's to work and make money so I can breed all the whores.
Get to it and we can make this planet a beautiful place with my amazing genes and your near worthless labor.
You don't even look like a Chad tho
>>28657819
That is Chad at age 13
Too ugly for a chad bait as fuck
>mom found the Steven Universe onahole
>Yellow diamond found the limb enhancers
>jews found the world war 2 memorabilia
>>28657763
>pep-pep found my chippy
sup guys
i really want to be beaten up by one or more women at the same time whilst they spit on me and call my names
i am having great difficulty achieving this goal
what should i do
>>28657746
>you will never shoot Jinx's taser electric gun thing in her vagina
Save up some money and look around online for a dominatrix. Real women get no sexual satisfaction out of femdom so you'll need to pay them.
>>28657882
sure they do - i know of plenty of femdoms who do it just because they like destroying men
What does it feel like to be loved by another human
You know that sinking feeling in your chest where your soul is meant to be
Imagine that being filled with a warm glow all the time instead of being an ever expanding sinkhole
You may sometimes be willing to live. It's like having not the hope, but the certainty that everything will be fine.
I've been loved by a few animals, does that count? By loved I mean depended upon to provide food and shelter.
Do girls with social anxiety exist?
Not the meme kind, the one where they're actually afraid of talking to people.
Yes but it's hardly a hinderance as a female. You just stand around, Chad comes to talk to you, stutter and blush a bit, men find this hugely attractive and then they gf her
Yes, you just don't see them because they're at home
>>28657682
Yeah, and don't let any of these other fuckers tell you different. I've met one girl with it and it was pretty damn bad.
how does one function without being able to talk to people? I mean literally(I'm not mute tho)
>>28657530
Committing suicide.
The other options is to study human behaviour and train skills that allows you to talk with others. Don't wanna improve? Just avoid humans as much as possible and pretend you're mute. Might even learn sign language.
I communicate through grunts, high pitch whines and nods. Helps that I don't get out.
>>28657530
Cute waifu. She's mine now
>She won't let you cum on her face
Instant pump n' dump
>>28657528
>she doesnt at least have some moments of clarity betweenbatshit crazy episodes
>she isnt nice to me
>she has attractive sister/s
>she engages me in conversation
there must be something wrong with this sick cunt
>Smokes
>Has ugly feet
>Hobbies are: clubbing / drinking / drugs
>Has ever cheated on somebody
Women are nice and kind, I want to cuddle them.
just hurry up and post more of this bitch
>>28657483
every one of them ?
also underaged ? >>>>get ready for b& v&
>>28657624
>every one of them ?
Only the cute ones.
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