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why is she so perfect bros
it hurts knowing she'll never be my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAiihQZxpI
>>28663530
This is retarded, why is she adding the transportation and glasses shit to the bill if she isn't adding rent and bills?
Why is she eating free peanut butter? Is she aware there is no way to get free peanut butter?
>>28663650
you'll love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugxibWkDA4
>>28663681
This video doesn't teach anyone how to save money, two biggest saving money tips on food are to buy in bulk and get as many cupons, food stamps or wathever discount you can get.
There is a big difference between 50 a week and 200 a month, I could have eaten way better with the same budget
>90s kids are the last good generation because they know they life before internet/social media/smart tech
Question for oldfriends: if I was born in 1995, do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive participation trophy total drama island Minecraft iCarly selfie 00s piece of trash? I mean, I remember a lot of stuff that "only" 90s kids would remember still being around from 2000-2006.
I've heard people say the 00s were "the last fun decade to be a teen in". I mean, even though I was mostly a teen in 2010-2012, I was also technically a "teen" in 2008-09...that still counts as pre-widespread social media, right? I know Facebook was invented in 2004, but it didn't really get popular until 2011; 2005 to 2010 was the "Myspace era".
I just barely, narrowly dodged a bullet...... right?
>>28663508
Generation wars are stupid pointless and yet will never not existed till the end of time.
>le 90's kid xD
who cares
the early 00s up until 06 even were basically the 90s-but now we got some cool new shit.
so.. whatever you want.
>Meet girl of r9k in a romance thread
>Share my generic tastes of valuing loyalty and pureness above all else
>Perfect, she's a virgin NEET who never leaves her house
>Stutter types, acts embarrassed by sexual things, won't cam unless she's clothed modestly
>Months later randomly have a conversation about promiscuous behavior
>I claim to find it very attractive to see her pure reaction
>Stars timidly revealing she may not be a virgin
>Turns out she's not a NEET either. Has plenty of friends (guys included despite my hate for it)
>Goes into vivid detail about the time she gave a guy a rimjob when asked 'oh so you've done dirty things before?'
This is actually the third time it's played out this way (I-I'm a shy weeb who's never held hands bef- Oh you don't mind? Well actually I've fucked a few dudes and that..). After the first time I can't help but push it in this direction to see what would happen. To see if I'm just their little manipulated meal ticket.
Are 'fembots' in general just Chad's used up fuckholes that are so desperate for affection/not to be left alone they will pander and pretend to be your ideal gf?
If yes would any robot actually accept this farce? And to the girls why do you always hide your past? It is a massive sign of disrespect to your partner.
I need a bumb
>>28663500
She was talking to you for shits and giggles OP, you've been had.
>>28663898
Explain. Why would she invest months of time on 'shits and giggles'?
Who /dropout/ here?
Anyone managed to go back to school being older than 22/23 and actually make it?
Or make it with no education at all. Please share
>>28663485
Had a friend who was 26 when he started college
You're fine
>>28663485
I had to drop my classes this semester because my car is broken. I live in a rural area so that means I'm basically stranded. Hoping I can make enough to get a new one online
dropped out the last semester of the last year of highschool went back to alternative school and dropped out one credit short. I just tell people I finished Highschool, employers never check anyway, probably.
Finally comfortable in my own skin. The suit and mask came in the mail today.
>>28663380
i love you anon
nothing personal though
honestly if i could id wear one of those 24/7
what is this, is this a ninja turtle?
Part 1
Basically when I first started reading up on MGTOW it really appealed to me, my father has been in a marriage of constant disagreements for me and my sisters sake. Don't get me wrong, both my parents are wonderful people and I love them more than anything. But they just taught me how marriage, and the whole traditional view of romance is stupid and a massive scam, because the reality 99% of people are not suitable for each other, and as life expectancies get longer its unrealistic to spend so much time with just ONE person and that you?ll somehow never find a more suitable person. They explained that people get married and have kids out of a fear of dying alone, but that ultimately we all die alone. Marriage is unsustainably in a world were humans are so much more educated, have so many more hobbies and interests and avenues of meeting newer people who have things in common with them, the flaw with marriage is, unlike friendships, marriage TIES YOU DOWN. It breeds jealousy and envy, because fundamentally it is about maintaining an oath of loyalty, this will always cause suffering because person X could meet a more perfect person 2 years after marriage, but NOPE, too bad. You chose that one, you gots to be with that one. See so basically marriage is a way for women to lock someone down to take care of their kids and they fulfilled their biological desire to be mothers, which they only have 35 years to do. So that?s why I?m against marriage, because as a man why should I ever limit myself to not being with whomever I find MOST attractive and MOST compatible with AT THAT TIME. Why limit myself for some outdated tradition?
>Part 2 (of 3)
So with that mentality I entered uni, and the first 4 or 5 girlfriends I had all found it really upsetting that I just completely dismissed getting married, and once it became clear to me that they all harboured some secret desire to "save me" from my "troubled childhood" and that I'd magically fall in love with them and get married and have six kids blah blah blah, I had to break up with every one of them eventually. So at this point I started trying to just sleep with girls but not have any form of relationship with them, the problem was the sex felt hollow and empty. And it wasn't because "muh soulmate" but because sex itself isn't the most exciting part about seeing women, its the chase, the seduction and then that explosive three months of passion I missed. Literally after my second drunk girl at a party I felt disgusted the next morning. So then, without knowing about MGtOW, I adopted a similar philosophy of life that I would live out my life a bachelor, I would see women for 6-24 week periods, but they'd always know getting into the relationship that I had made a philosophical choice to stay alone. And although the end of relationship talks still happened, they were substantially less teary, on the down side I found myself being in positions were girls wanted to cheat on their bfs with me because they thought I was looking for "no strings attached" so that rather ugly side of it I try to avoid.
Don't give up, pussy. You'll find a good woman worthy of marrying. There are plenty out there. Don't settle
>>28663405
>3/3
Anyways last aside, I had one such relationship 6-12 weeks of passionate sex with romantic elements but not long-term plans, with my best friend who is a Law student (same as me) and feels similarly about marriage and kids (she wants to have a great career/travel) and we are so close and because we have that physical attraction we agreed that if either of us is overwhelmingly lonely/regretful at 35, we'd have a kid together. Not marriage, just a kid, we have the whole thing worked out, it started as a joke obvs but it became more serious when we started thinking about it, because it really isn't a bad idea. So thats "my insurance" but otherwise I'm perfectly happy to not buy into the whole "marriage, kids" bullshit, I just have flings with girls who I'm upfront with. I split the bill and while I take them on "dates" theyre just treats to nice dinners, I do that for all my close friends. I don't buy them jewellery and shit, I don't let them call me their boyfriend, I don't let them spend more than one night at my house EVER. In other words I have all the freedoms of a man "going his own way" what I don't understand is why the monastic attitude of the offical "MGToW" and banning all contact with women? I don't see how the women are taking advantage of me or in any way "holding me back", so why not indulge in the occasionally "no commitment" pussy? I just want to know if they have some ideological reasoning?
Only asking because I'm totally on board with everything else they say about no relationships etc...
>sitting in class
>cute, smart girl is having a conversation with her gay dude friend
>chad walks over and sits down
>enters the conversation easily
>makes the cute girl laugh
>i know my chances with her are now over
>talk to her when a conversation was actually appropriate
>autism shows
>she doesn't fucking laugh at all
>she sounds sorry for me
JUST ABOUT FUCKING DONE HERE BOYS
POST WHATEVER SHIT'S BOTHERING YOU JUST LET IT OUT AND VENT
>sitting in cafeteria
>see fellow dongerinos walk in
>dongs sit with norms idk
>pick my head up and stare at them
>girl with them sees me staring, taps friend, whispers without making eye contact, friend looks at me and laughs
>stand up to go sit with them
>halfway to table i lose nerve, walk back to table and pretend i didnt see anything
>later i go to freidns room to ask if he saw me being weird
>open door, same girl is in room sitting on bed
>lose nerve and leave again
>she stops me in hallway, telling me not to go
>I turn, see her smile, and start walking toward her
>she asks me my name, I tell her it's steven even though its darren
>start stuttering, can't get a word out
being on the spectrum kills man, pic related, its wat i wish i was
>>28663363
>be me
>normie college freshman
>live in big house w/ parents and cousins
>used to be a fucking fat autist weeb in high school
>got in shape, learned to dress well, etc.
>one day extended cousins come to town
>haven't seen them in forever
>they're moving in a house nearby
>idontgiveafuck.jpg
>when they arrive i meet them at the door
>three older brother chads + one tumblrina daughter about 16 named amelia
>parents make me show her around town
>killme.jpg
>turns out she's pretty damn cool
>mature for her age, smart but not stuck up, funny but not obnoxious, likes arcade fire
>invite her to party with friends later that night
>she accepts asks if she can bring a friend
>surewhynot
>that night we leave, she lies and says shes sleeping over at a friend's house'
>get to party and meet amelia's friend
>total qt3.14
>try to chat her up
>she's not biting
>not to many girls at the party
>my bros leave early
>me and amelia spend the night talking
>she gets pretty drunk
>on the way home she starts rubbing my arm and talking about how much she likes my hair
>im tired as fuck
>when we get home i see a light on upstairs
>fuck my parents are awake
>cant bring her upstairs to her room, they'll hear me
>bring her downstairs to my room
>lay her on couch
>go to bed
>middle of the damn night she wakes me up
>she's straddling me and her shirts off
>oshitwatdo?
>she tries to kiss me
>go along with it cuz im an idiot
>i get pretty far, but we dont fuck
>wake up the next morning
>im fucked
There's more to the story, but I don't want this to be too long. Anyone want to hear the rest?
>>28664587
Go go go please continue
Hi. I am 28 and I have no life outside of going to work. I have no friends. I have never been on a date. I do not desire sex, nor have I had it. I have acne scars all over my face. I am not fat (~180 lbs) but I just hate everything. I live with my mom who is disabled and I pay half of the mortgage each month. I am really sad all the time so I spend a lot of time at work even though I don't get paid any overtime.
Anyone in a similar situation?
At least you don't desire sex. I love you already anon. I wish you didn't have to be a wagecuck. I hope one day when your mom is gone and you don't have any more responsibilities you can save up some money and go on a vacation or some shit. Or you can just pursue whatever hobby you like.
I hate just about everyone here, I think they're for the most part miserable because they made themselves that way. You on the other hand don't seem that way. I really hope you find some sort of satisfaction in your life anon.
>>28663330
Hello anon, thanks for your reply.
Yeah I definitely am a wagecuck. I have a lot of responsibilities that impact people around the world so I really dove into it and that is basically my life. I don't have any hobbies, except using the computer and occasionally playing some games on it.
Any ways, yeah I am pretty sad most of the time. Not like crying sad, but like... if you could only eat white bread for every meal of the day forever kind of sad. Wouldn't that make you sad, anon?
That's sort of how I can sum it up best.
>>28663413
Robots would probably say I have a better life and am closer to a normie than you are, but honestly I feel the same as you minus the forever part. It's like I go off and do great things, have good experiences, find personal fulfillment then I come back to find the same old NEET life that I started out with in the first place. It's like waking up from a dream and finding yourself back in mundane reality.
I used to get sad and depressed because of these feelings but I've learned to accept it. I just go on and continue with what's left of my life. I think about all the things I want to do, then I think about my health which just keeps getting worse. I'm 27 now and I'm really scared I won't make it to 40.
Do you even know what you would want to do with your life if all the responsibilities were gone? Do you think you would just stick with the same routine because it's all you know? Or you don't feel like you care enough to try to find something else?
Are nu-males even more degenerate than robots?
Theres gonna be dudes here that are going to be exactly the same as these guys
>im all of that but i use a smug anime avatar instead so im totally different!!!
Good thing I only have a beard and glasses. All my friends fall under 80%percent of those requirements sadly
This meme of writing "nu" instead of new needs to die.
One of my best friends that's tried to kill herself before just called me asking how to buy a gun (because apparently I'm "the gun guy"). She got denied at the gun shop because of previous mental health treatment. I don't think this is some attention seeking thing, she literally seems dead inside already and she's tried it before, her dad stopped her when he found a shotgun in her trunk that she bought specifically to blow her head off with.
I don't even know what to do in this type of situation, do I call the police? Is there something I can say to make her want to live?
HELP
>found a shotgun in her trunk
Bhaaaaaahahahaha.
>>28663162
Contact her dad immediately, this chick is a danger to herself
>>28663162
dude, let her escape this worthless realm
go with her too
Tunes about solitude, sadness & other things normies will never truly grasp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqn8TIJoMD0
>>28663036
https://youtu.be/8mLCaXvVPas?t=155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc
Red flags for men
>his height ends with a 5
>he doesn't have a rippled body
>he doesn't make 6 figures or have a trust fund
>he doesn't have a degree from a top university
>he doesn't have atleast two love interests
>he doesn't drive a exotic car to make me the center of attention
Red flags for women
> existing
>>28662908
>ends with a 5
You fucked up your bait man, better delete this shitty thread LOL.
>his height ends with a 5
Damn, I'm 6'5. I was so close.
What does it take to achieve this look?
I'm beta so I feel like it would be kind of weird when I don't act the part b-but I'm a punk kid on the inside
>>28662826
Lose a lot of weight, dehydrate yourself and work nights.
>>28662826
Spend a shitload on makeup and hair products. If you want punk do 80s LA punk, just get a shitload of black shirts and jeans and some shitty tats.
>>28662841
I'm 120 pounds 5'10 so I'm already half way there
Why is the sea so comfy bros?
Nothing better than seeing waves hit the shore
>>28662778
>glimpse into infinity as far as an individual human is concerned
>near-endless history of lives, masculinity, strength through hardship
>depths of mystery, potential of a better life on the other side
It's the single most calming thing I've ever seen, at least when you're at an abandoned and undeveloped beach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6scMN_pR80I
wew lads
>>28663847
>tfw mobilecuck
What's the vid, friend and brother?
I'm thinking of buying EUIV (aka Autism the game)
Anyone on here played it? Is it worth it?
>>28662750
it isn't an autism game, it's a fucking normie game. pdox specifically created it to be as mass market as possible and therefore as easy as possible.
it's alright but as with most pdox games, the cost + DLC is never worth it. might as well pirate.
the ONLY exception to this rule is Victoria 2, probably the best game created by pdox or any other company for that matter
>>28662750
Yes, it's good, pirate it first and see it for yourself.
>tfw never did a WC
>tfw Poortugal cucks you in the last 20 or so years colonizing shit all over
Fuck this shit.
It's been going down hill since 1.15
I'd suggest playing 1.14 or 1.13 along with a compatible version of M&T.
