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I'm a virgin because I value the negative attention it gets me more than letting a girl pretend she's my fleshlight for 2 hours
Because I'm a virgin my parents are ashamed and angry with me, and that's attention, I stick out in a crowd because I'm a loser, this is a source of attention, and I can go on the internet and throw pity partys and that gets me more attention
I don't have dark hair, I'm under 6 feet tall, I'm not successful, but that doesn't mean I can't get laid. If I actually wanted to get laid as badly as I used to want to get a job, or as badly as I want to build big muscles I would have sex in a matter of weeks
Really I'm a virgin because I'm a attention whore, and I think this is true for alot of robots- alot of you guys are not ass ugly and look like you could get laid if you actually wanted to more than you wanted attention
>>28668641
>don't have dark hair.. but
>implying half blond hair isn't desirable
same
I remember being 17 hanging out with some kids from school and a girl asked us if we were virgins, I was the only one who said yes and she was legitimately surprised and said she didn't believe me
this is the same argument as "I'm super smart but I'm just lazy xD!!"
Don't believe you could get laid if you tried
how old are you r9k? seems like a lot of prepubes posting atm
http://www.strawpoll.me/10251088
shouldn't you brats be in school?
>top vev
>>28670278
oops i accidentally meme arrowed, forgive me
If dry ice is dry, how do we know that water is wet? You can say something is dirty but we live on top of dirt. What the fuck is life. Why am I conscious in this body and not some other guy? How am I even conscious?
So many questions no-one has the cock to answer.
>>28668549
Awwwww, it's babby's first philosophical thought.
>>28668549
>dry ice
>water
2 different substances, my friend
>>28668549
>idiot trying to be deep
I lied to myonline gfabout my height and dick size.
I'm actually 6'0, not 6'3
I'm only 6.5 inches length and 5.5 girth
What's going to happen when we meet...?
she'll have a girl penis.
>>28668445
you'll be beaten to death
5.5 girth when I said I was 6 inch girth*
>>28668459
woah
>>28668460
shit
Do anti-depressants make you shit at Dark Souls?
I have over 100 hours in this game and have defeated all bosses solo.
Back in the day, I bet Manus and Kalameet first try like it was nothing.
After playing DaS3, I decided to go back to DaS1 for another playthrough but I've been playing terrible.
Most bosses have raped me easily and it took so long to get passed them.
Now I'm stuck at Kalameet & Manus and can't even get past a third of their health. Can't time my blocks or dodges right at all.
It's making me really depressed. I thought I was good at these games.
I got through DaS3 easily a couple weeks ago.
Since then my antidepressant dosage has doubled.
Weed makes me insanely good at DaS. Kicked shit at 10:1 win ratio in PvP in both DaS2 and DaS3, as well as beat The Nameless King without using a single Estus.
Maybe try that?
Dark souls doesn't have omnidirectional rolling, so you can only roll in four directions and it can fuck your shit up
To answer your question, SSRIs essentially "clamp" your serotonin, hence why most people report feeling numb after taking them. That numbness could absolutely change your video game playstyle, for example you may play more aggressively since the numbness dampens your fear of death.
Guys I'm 21, and a guy from /k/ told me people me many, many age have a job, maybe even a career, and live on their own even while pursuing higher education.
Is this true? If so, how'd they do it? Whenever I try to get a job I'm either ignored, told to apply online, or get no calls back, even if I follow-up incessantly. My resume is on point too.
He said it like most people are successful at my age. Is it true? If so I guess it's time to kill myself because my degree probably wont help next year.
I'm already a virgin and can't compete as it is.
Why are you even on /k/ if you're literally this big of a fucking pussy
>Guys an anonymous shitposter scared me
>>28668411
>>28668411
nah most people suck OP
just because you make money doesn't make you an interesting or special person, it just makes you a wagecuck
Normal people are living with their parents for longer after high school because the economy is going to shit and society doesn't really raise people to be adults anymore.
can you still be a robot if you're attractive?
Cyborg, we had a chance
I am tall and goodlooking, but had only 1 girlfriend, and NEET, spending most of my time shitposting online
I am lost between two worlds, like this guy
>>28668340
Yes. I, for one, am extremely attractive.
Has any robot tried jelqing to make their benis bigger?
>>28668253
I pussied out. I'm 6 inches anyway I'm sure it's not needed
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1463628421893.png
That one did.
doesn't work. In the long run it makes your dick smaller and makes harder to get an erection
Whats it like having a sister? Are they how they seem in the animes? Sexy and cute?
I imagine I would want to have sex with mine and I would spend all day trying to see her naked.
>>28668239
My sister is the ugliest bitchiest woman I've ever met.
>>28668281
But would you have sex with her? Have yo use her breasts or vagina?
have you sniffed her panties or looked down her shirt?
>>28668239
hi do u like this
I want good music to sleep to. What calms you down?
>>28668217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXJL5B3Lb3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AA64eCt2zs
comfy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyTijJzEwo
> can't sleep due to depression
> clock audibly ticking as my life fades away
Depressed people love to sleep. Maybe its the clock sound thats causing your insomnia.
>>28668215
There is no place for robot not in this world nor online and sleeping is only for those who deserve to rest
No matter where you look you will never find peace
>>28668233
My depressed thoughts come from the many regrettable decisions and guilts I feel. The clock is a grim reminder :(
>tfw no porky belly gf
Ew...
I have fairly realistic standards, but that is disgusting.
I always had a weird attraction to women with a chubby a belly. How fucked am i /b/?
>>28668208
-4/10
Kill yourself dude
is it really as simple as 'jus b urself'?
>>28668172
nothing is ever that simple
>>28668172
First you have to figure out who you want to be
>>28668655
dubs confirm
To add on to this - don't be yourself. Be the person you want to be.just don't be a faggotObviously, things get more complicated depending on what kind of person you want to be - but I think something else important is to learn where your limits lie - and don't lie to yourself. (You'll never have a certain hair color, etc)
We're all gonna make it brah.
Find the rider's height robots
roughly 121.70 m
>>28668135
X=r*cos(theta) Y=r*sin(theta)
>>28668135
2r*sin*theta/2
t. Google expert
ask a guy that just fucked a hooker anything
>>28668096
what happened when you walked through her door?
were you nervous?
how did she react to your facial aesthetics?
Did she ask for the money up front?
Was she smiling?
How long did it take to cum?
walk me through it anon
>>28668476
jesus you sound like a nervous wreck, i think u should stop stressing ou so much man
>>28668511
just answer my questions you untermensch
