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Does anyone else here have trouble forming and opinion?
I have a really hard time choosing what stance to defend about most topics because I feel like there's a million things I don't know. Even if I've read about the subject, I feel like I don't know enough about it because, well, whatever I read could have different degrees of truth to it and I'll never know unless I dedicate countless hours to studying it.
I really don't understand how people can take a political stance so lightly, unless current or future policies directly affect them. Whatever opinion they have, how sure are they of it?
Please take a break from all the frog and chadposting and contribute.
If you took five minutes to study something you probably know more about it than most of the people you'll talk to. Trust your gut on these things. This combined with a center in logic and the right information can be very persuasive. Intelligent debate, for one side or the other, usually fosters more responsible attitudes. Don't shy away from it.
>>28666090
I guess this autistic behaviour comes from me being anindustrialengineer and having studied tons of statistics. Not that I remember much of it but I have the imperative need of counting with big volumes of information to present a decent argument.
22 year old kissless virgin here. Ask me anything
Oh i get it, you're saying this board is full of normalfags and you are the only robot here. AH!
>>28665855
would you suck my cock?
t3o
Have you ever kissed someone before?
Are you a virgin?
Going on a possible first date monday. Any advice on how to get za pussy?
Idk man you could help pay for his transition I guess
>>28665844
Nice dubs.
Jus b urself lmao.
>>28665844
>get za pussy
one night stands are degenerate and one of the contributing factors to the downfall of western society
>tfw the escort gets emotional with you and starts telling you that deep down inside you are a hurt person and need to let all of the pain and misery go
>she sees the suffering in your face
>a fucking whore tells you she can see how depressed and dead inside
>>28665811
So do something about it
>>28665811
>had sex
>also has money
go die
>>28665836
anybody can afford $100 for a hh with a top tier escort retard
Is this girl legitimately horny?
If no, how can you tell?
>>28665764
i would say yes judging by the dilated pupils and genitals extended outward
>>28665796
Does your opinion carry weight?
No. I can tell you this because it is a photoshoot.
>it's another 16-18 year old teenager on the internet telling you how to fix your depression and anxiety as a 29 year old adult
It's like these people think I just woke up and I haven't read everything they are telling me before. I've literally been suffering for this for most of your conscious life
Why do you even live then if you won't fix your issues?
>>28665729
Hey man just run or lift, girls love that. Have tried doing after school sports or clubs that's where my gf?
>>28665729
Just be yourself man. That's all there is to it. It always gets better.
hey dork, get over here and sniff my frickin butt
>>28665697
>tfw no qt will ever say that to me
>>28665697
Unlike you, you bitch, I do not sniff buts. Good day m'lady.
>>28665697
>you will never sniff a 2ds butt and then fuck her anus
>that kid that was literally a football player named Chad who dated a cheerleader named Stacy
>that kid that was literalIy a football player named Chad who dated a cheerleader named Stacy
>that kid that was literally a football named chad dateded a cheerleader named stacy
>that football that was literally a chad player named Stacey who dated a kid named cheerleader
Is it racist to think white people look creepy?
Not realy its just an opinion
>>28665693
And a preference many people also dont find black people or asians atractive
>>28665659
Not any more racist than thinking black people look like chimps.
Who else here has litteraly 0 "friends". I have people whom I talk to everyday and we seem to get along but it never goes outside our casual hi how are you doing. It feels really weird when you have people who don't like you or dislike you. It's like I'm a ghost. I feel like I missed out on a lot, I always see people in groups but I'm never in them. Maybe living isn't for me, I just can't seem to fit in anywhere. Anyone else know this feel? How am I suppose to make friends if I don't have any right now?
>>28665586
>Anyone else know this feel?
Yes
>>28665586
Yea man it sucks. I'm a wagecuck and I feel like all the robots I could be friends with are at home. I'm stuck in a cubicle next to rich frat bros who gamble/golf with the managers. They exclude me because they know I won't fit in.
>>28665621
Good to know I'm not alone, I thought I was the only one.
if someones been looking at my facebook, will they show up in my "people you may know" ?
>>28665583
i think that is your mutual friends, ie your friends friends
>>28665596
I don't have any mutual friends with this person
>>28665654
facebook has lots of fucking algorithms or whatever it probably connects you through previous schools from your friends or some shit
or maybe they have been on your page
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTPTTPTPT
Whoops! Sorry Anon, I didn't mean to rip a mega fart in your face. You might want to hold your nose for a few minutes.
>>28665551
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
Shouldn't have had so much pizza...
Don't ever leave r9k, fartbros
>>28665551
best part of that anime was Kallen fanservice
Can we have an involuntary celibacy thread? Is anyone else a robot not because of their looks, but because of this extremely terrible mental state? My body is just incapable of doing anything intimacy related with the opposite sex whatsoever. I can't flirt with girls no matter what I do. My brain is just completely unable to function in social situations where flirting is involved. I just completely shut down and it's like I become a different person. I'm 6 foot 2 and have had so many pretty girls hit on me but I can't do anything about it. It's really terrible senpai and makes me want to die so bad. It's like being a robot stuck in chads body.
I can't even talk to women like at all at this point. I used to have a couple of female friends but I've lost contact with all of them and haven't had one in years. I can make girls laugh and act like a normal human, but it's like as soon as they hit on me or something I turn into a useless retard and start getting really awkward. I piss girls off by rejecting them without even realizing it. Here's one example, once a week after the gym I usually go to this sandwich place by my house, and there's this cute girl that's always there when I go there, and she's always really smiley and tries to talk to me, and one day she was like "so, you come here all the time to hangout with us right?" and she smiled at me and I was like "ehhh not really" and now everytime I go there and she's there she has like a blank look on her face and acts like a bitch.
I've accidentally rejected girls like this all the time and then I realize it later and I'm like damn I'm autistic as fuck. I've never once had a girl tell me I'm ugly, I've only ever had girls tell me I'm attractive and yet I still have no confidence and can't ask a girl out. Its like every girl that hits on me wants me to take the initiative and do everything but I have no idea how to do that. How do you get a girl to ask you out? Where are the alpha women at?
>>28665511
Oh shut the fuck up. Here's how to get laid.
Step 1. Stop giving a fuck. Step 2. Go to bars or find female friends. Step 3. Grow some balls and go for it while hanging out.
That's literally it. If you can't even do this, you don't deserve to have your genes survive for another generation.
>>28665557
>Just Bee Yourself :<)
oregano commo
I am slowly crawling out of that hole. The other day I had a girl get naked but I didn't get hard. We saw each other again and we're probably gonna bang next time we see each other unless I fuck up again.
It took massive amounts of work, but most of it is self improvement and research. It's actually really easy to hit on girls and all that shit. You have to know what to do. It's like maths. When you're young and see advanced math problems you don't know what the fuck to do, but once you're told it's actually pretty fucking easy.
There's a lot to it. It's easy but you gotta know what to do with every aspect of your life to hope you can get laid. So after a few years of gathering knowledge I'm closer than ever to losing my incel status.
It sucks that I'm still a loser, though. But in the age of the internet there's no excuse to not look up how to behave in front of girls to make them feel like they wanna fuck you.
>taking a drink break after raiding on wow
>dad went into my room when I went to get a drink of juice
>opened a pringles can I took a crap in during yesterdays raid
>heard him screaming that he was going to kill me
>i ran out of the house before he could come downstairs
>i'm sitting out here in the cold by mcdonalds posting this from their free wifi on my phone
what do i do so he doesnt flip out when i go home??
Just leave town and start a new life. It's the only way.
if you can't behave like an adult at least try to behave like a human
>daddy found the shitting tube
>tfw you'll never have a qt beta boyfriend
>tfw you'll never be able to manipulate him so much his mental state deteriorates as a result
>tfw you'll never cause him to have a breakdown when you threaten to leave him
>tfw you'll never get a phone call from him in the middle of the night after he swallows a bottle of pills
Why live
10/10 baite right there
What can women do right? You know you're a failure at life when you can't even make an interesting thread in this shithole.
>>28665480
please end it
I know this is probably bait, but Im biting anyway.
if you are a gril or a gay man, it doesnt matter, just fucking die. no one wants your sadistic piece of shit posting here. I dont even know if I can call myself a robot anymore because I cant associate with people who want to cause pain to non normies. Fuck you dude. I fucking hate you. please killyourself. if your existence thrives on the pain of others in a deep extent of emotional pain pls fucking step out of the door and leave this life
>inb4 projecting
YES I AM PROJECTING YOU FUCKING NORMAL SCUM PIECES OF SHIT THAT LIKE TO PLAY PSUEDO GOD AND MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND NOT REALISING THAT THEY ARE THE MOST PARASITIC SACKS OF HUMAN GARBAGE ON THE EARTH FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dont even want a romantic relationship because there is no end to pain. friendship is my only option because it is pure whether it be IRL or online
