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I wish a girl would give me a blowjob
seriously, aren't they supposed to be as easy as handshakes?
>>28665446
I can tell you, but only if you give us the source.
>>28665446
girls don't want to shake your hand, let alone suck you off bro
>>28665446
Memes aside blowjobs are far better than vaginal penetration.
Does that make me nig tier?
This world is stressing me, everyone is testing me...
Because da ones that I love they in pain sayin' rescue me
I just need to set them free
you remind me of the guy from the hatred video game
>met a grill on omegle
>she almost immediately (within the first page of text) asked for my skype
>talk to her for a while, convo seems to turn sexual
>she calls me cute
>pretty much sure she's coming on to me at this point, but still cautious, don't want to creep her out
>she drops the bomb on how her best friend killed himself
Just when i thought i was starting to understand people, this shit. I'm not even mad she wants to talk about this, i'm happy to just talk to her, but did i really misread the entire conversation so horribly?
Here's an excerpt for reference
Can't anybody help me out here?
where is she from? not original
Why don't all the NEETs just commit suicide en masse?
>>28665241
Too poor to buy a gun, too fat to hang self, too anxious to go outside to find a building to jump off of.
It's actually a big cover-up. Corporations assassinate NEETs and make it look like a depressed suicide to encourage wagecucks to keep cuking along.
What the hell are you talking about? Us NEETs have escaped from the wage slave life, we're free! Free! Why would we ever want to end that?
So... I know this is stepping into normie core territory, but I have a thing for Asian guys. More or less mixed ones. Any others here feel the same?
Gross. They have small dicks and weird eyes.
If they look like your OP, then yeah. But majority don't look like your OP.
I think you instead have a thing for handsome guys.
>>28665244
No, it's not just that. It's hard to explain, but I know that choosing between a handsome Asian guy or a white one will be a no-brainer decision for me. It's like that in real life too when I decide between average-looking dudes of opposing races.
HOW DO I BECOME FASTER?
IS THIS ALL GENETICS TOO?
>>28665155
>HOW DO I BECOME FASTER?
Faster like with running track? You probably just need to practice running every day and use a timer so you can gradually increase your times.
It has a great deal to do with genetics, yes.
>>28665155
>IS THIS ALL GENETICS TOO?
Yes. Nice dubs.
Hey guys, /pol/lock here. I never really come to this board, but I figured this would be someplace to ask. Do any of you deal with clinical depression? I'm talking like this is something you've delt with your whole life, for as long as you can call. Not just a singular depressive episode.
I can't really talk with /pol/ about this shit without being called a tumblrella or some other garbage, so here I am.
Clinical depression thread I guess.
Bumping for despair's sake
>>28665118
Not just depression. This board is for people who had issues with friends, complete virgins with issues with females, NEETs, and others.
It might not seem so at this point since /r9k/ is getting infested with normies because of "le maymays xddee!1!"I've seen a lot of robots going to /pol/, but never the other way around
Normals have "depression"
Robots have advanced depression
We've experienced misery you can't even begin to fathom.
>accidentally saw myself in the mirror
Haha I want to die
>>28664978
The most easiest way to ruin my day t.b.h f a m
>nice day out
>work the courage to go outside and sit on the porch
>open up ipad to check r9k
>see your triple chin at the worst angle possible in the reflection
>cry
>>28664978
>see my shadow on the sidewalk
>even my shadow looks awkward and retarded
Hello John, Nice to see you again. How do you like your coffee? I enjoy mine with cream and sugar every morning. It's nice to have consistency.
>>28664971
Who is John what meme is this
>cream and sugar
fuck off mate-o.
When I'm out of school and settled in one location I'm going to buy a roaster, grinder, and espresso machine so that I can have espresso drinks without seeing humans (you can order green coffee beans online inexpensively).
I already hand-grind and brew my own coffee every morning, but I have to go somewhere every week to buy freshly-roasted beans. I also have to go somewhere if I want an espresso drink, and most places can't into cappuccinos.
Also:
>cream and sugar
MARTY
NO MARTY
IT'S YOUR WIFE, MARTY
YOUR WIFE NEEDS 1.21 NIGGAWATTS OF POWER TO BE PROPERLY SATISFIED
ONLY A BBC FROM AN AMERICAN SLAVE IN 1776 CAN GENERATE THAT KIND OF CHARGE
WE HAVE TO GO BLACK
Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for niggers?
>>28664796
You'd be surprised how ok I am being cucked by QT time traveler GFs.
![tumblr_mnjzf21aIn1rvjt2vo5_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/EofwS6G.gif "tumblr mnjzf21aIn1rvjt2vo5 250[1]")
>5 minutes into time travel n chill and ur mom gives you this look
Why do people love womanlets so much? I never understood the whole short, submissive, younger woman meme, why do people prefer them that way?
>there was even a fucking infrograph saying that 5'3-5'5 was the best female height
Literally pedophilia except she's legal.
I don't understand that either. Short women suck ass. I have to look down in order to talk to them, or get down on my knees to kiss/hug them. That sucks.
I only date women which are at least my height.
6"0 btw
>>28664666
>Literally pedophila except she's legal.
And that's supposed to be bad?
>>28664666
Short women are adorable. I'm 6'3 and just having a 5'3-5'5 girl stand next to me is really cute to me.
It's kind of the same as height with guys. Taller means strong/dominating, shorter means weak/submissive. Due to genders being the way they are it's easy to see why women prefer taller men and a lot of men prefer shorter women. Taller women also tend to have less attractive physiques (depending on what you like on a woman of course).
Tall girls are alright though, they definitely don't face the same stigma as short men, so they shouldn't complain too much.
>Sorry I ate all your ice cream anon. Perhaps you could have me for dessert instead? ;3
What do?
Eat her flesh. What kindn of a question is this
Punch her in the gut until I get my ice cream back
>>28664661
Who the fuck is this pig who has broken into my house?
Call police.
Good night, wagecuck. See you bright and early.
>>28664647
Thanks blanket frog. Goodnight. Maybe tomorrow I'll buy you some ice cream on my way home from work if you're good.
>>28664647
is this some kind of joke? you wan't see me bright and early you'll be sleeping in snug while i get into my freezing car and hopefully crash and die.
I'm off tomorrow
>tfw I'll spend all night on /r9k/
>tfw I'll spend all tomorrow on /r9k/
Why are non fat white Americans so good looking? My theory is genetic diversity, in Europe most people just had kids with people in their own country or who could speak the same language but the US took in people from all over Europe and had them speaking English so they had Anglos mixing with Swedes mixing with Germans etc. and that is why they look so good.
Imo opinion yanks are far down the list.
>>28664657
and literally not a singe person gives a shit
why are you even alive?
It's literally a country of Stacies and Chads.
Is this syrup good for lean?
>inb4 spic
I just wanna get dizzy
Nigga just do some real drugs. Why are you messing around with shit even niggers warn each other not to take
>>28664614
The second stuff isn't that good to have a lot of, but otherwise there's no APAP so you're good. Just that's fucking tramadol tier, get hydrocodone at least.
>>28664635
But will i get high off it?
