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femanon here
what is your guys obbsession with butts? there is nothing attractive about them
poop comes from there
>>28669877
Show us your butt then or prove your a femanon if you want an answer
Chinese cartoons don't poop
3DPD loses again!
>>28669877
I don't like butts particularly
I appreciate a girl who's in decent shape, a small cute tight butt is 100x better than a huge ridiculous fat one. Same for tits.
alice has pretty much the perfect body, butt included
tfw no gf to play vidya and watch anime with
please help me
>>28669874
i- i'll be y- you're girlfriend anon-kun
I found a girlfriend to play vidya and watch anime with.
But mostly we fuck and cuddle.
>>28670017
How did you find her?
This comment is original
>tfw no serial killer boyfriend to favor you over his victims.
What kind of boyfriend do you want, r9k?
Fembots and Robro's allowed
>>28669851
I am a cereal killer can I be your bf? xD
>>28669875
N-No Anon.... It's not enough
Shit, I'm a straight guy but I see where you're coming from
>BF comes home in a wrinkled, blood-spattered suit
>takes your face in his bloody hands and kisses you
>take out his rock hard murder boner
>make passionate love all night
>tfw just because im a male i cant show affection to little girls
fuck this gay earth.
>tfw you wear little girly pantsu on your head when you masturbate to cp.
>>28669828
the FBI is now on its way to your house Anon
>little girl asks me what I'm doing (getting off motorcycle )
>Squat down to her level
>Smile
>>Start talking to get aboit motorcycles
>A screech stop erupts from the other end of the parking lot
>GET AWAY FROM HER RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
>Explain what i was doing
>The mother doesn't care and tell me to stay there until the police arrive
>Explain to police
>They tell her to calm down, and me not to talk to small kids without their parents around
>janitor acceptance email STILL hasn't come through
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need a fucking reason as to why I spend over 12 hours a day on this shitty website.
>working for free
hahaha
>>28669821
Fuck you I'm going to become Janitor and save this fucking board. No more Robots, Normie paradise, Chads and Stacys frolicking. Obsessive racists sexiest bots removed. Soon
Don't believe Hiroyuki lies
they give those janitors to SJWs and Companies who shill products.
>massive anxiety as a teenager
>discover alcohol
>finally feel content
>get decent factory job
>pays $32 an hour
>plenty of overtime
>easily drink 3 cases of beer a week
>tried to quit because of my beer belly and giving into societys norm
>massive anxiety from my teen years came flooding back
>had a 6 pack and felt great.
i've cornered myself into a boring addicted life and don't know if it's worth trying to conform.
anyone else prefer alcohol to society?
>>28669714
had a 6 pack of beer not abs. play on words.
hopefully i will live your life soon, getting drunk feels great
I don't know how people can drink in isolation. It's too dull for that purpose. To me it's a drug you do socially with the intent to act a fool with friend and hopefully fuck someone too. Basically, to me, it's a drug you do to be a normie. If I wanted to get high alone, I'd rather do anything else really. Just how I feel though.
Stream is live again senpai. Come back.
Twitch tv osmurr
Comfy af senpai. Ur cute 2
>>28669699
Streams over in 30, cum say gbye
Comfy af, dont even mind the spam
>be neet two years ago
>always watching let's plays
>think "I can do that"
>record and edit over 50 videos
>keep them all private
>get drunk one night and make them public
>passout
>forget about doing it
>week passes
>get drunk
>log into youtube to watch cats being scared by cucumbers
>27,081 subs
>over a year and a half later I'm almost to half a million
>have apartment and qt autistic girlfriend
There is hope faggots. Just wanted to remind you that.
AMA if you want
>>28669634
youtube channel or it didnt happen
tits were already provided this is what ive got now
Fuck off bragfag.
Orlando
What did you do to make your content so worthwhile? Were you funny? Pleasant voice? Good looking? Specific choice in games? How much effort did you put into all this? Did you just start recording? Did you edit / redo your work ever? Do you have a good sense as to why your content gained any popularity? How much of it do you think was luck?
Any medbots here?
I haven't taken a shit for 2 weeks straight and I'm getting worried
Funny thing is that I don't even feel like taking a shit, I just get gassy and try to push something out which just makes it really tight and hurt alot
What should I do? Can't really afford to see a doctor
Buy some laxatives. And take it easy on your anus with those bad dragons you have.
>>28669621
2 weeks is awfully long. If laxitives do not work consult the emergency room or your physician tomorrow. God forbid you might have to birth your poo baby from a C-section
Jesus Christ anon. I was high on painkillers and didn't poop for over a week. When it was time I was afraid my intestines would rupture and I would die. Go to the doctor.
I'm still a virgin and I'm afraid I'll die one
basic income won't become a reality and i'll be forced to wageslave until i die
I'm afraid of being alone and emotional pain.
I need to kill my feels and my desires to have sex.
I want to live in a mountain with no people around.
i'm afraid of dying
I can't fall asleep
What do you do to help you fall asleep robots?
>>28669439
>What do you do to help you fall asleep robots?
cry
I stay awake all night until it's morning and I can barely keep my eyes open and then I go to sleep. It usually works, but sometimes not.
>>28669439
Read a book until I get sleepy. Watch some comfy youtube videos. Sit in the dark until I fall asleep.
>be NEET
>trying to get into a college
>dad had a talk with my psychiatrist today
>she told him to talk to an educational advisor some shit
>he does
>now dad wants to send me to arizona
It's over
You're complaining about being set up in a new state with a place and education???
Let's trade, you can live in the basement and work at walgreens
>normalfag gets to go to a college out of state
>his dad's paying
>"it's over'
you're a fucking faggot
>>28669438
I do live in the basement though.
I know what it's like in Arizona. My dad also used the same rhetoric to convince me that he did to send me to fat camp in 8th grade and alternative school in 11th grade.
It's over
>>28669492
>implying it's college out of state
You don't know what happens in Arizona do you?
how do i hack someones e-mail password?
i think she cheated on me
>>28669300
>hack her password
It's not that simple. Give me her email and I can try something.
Just install a gps locator in her phone.
Previously when I made it to the 4th week of no fap/cum including last week, I am like a loose cannon around woman, coming on to them/trying to flirt all the time even if I don't realize it. I have always known myself to be "girlcrazy" and hypersexual, but I think that having viewed so many adult photos online has been partly responsible for my behavior:
See, just like when I saw a beautiful woman in xxx and feel like I need to go find out her model name and look at a bunch of her photosets, I regarded women in real life the same way- feeling like I must somehow make contact with them. This urge was mostly dormant and repressed when I was fapping all the time, but after I stopped doing it, inhibition goes down and confidence goes up, I find myself more often making eye contact or trying to talk to woman instead of just internally sulking about wanting their body but feeling helpless to do anything.
While originally I thought this was a good thing, I now come to see it as doing the same shit I did when surfing the pornosphere in real life, it is seeing women only as sexual subjects and going on a wild goose chase of trying to satisfy an endless apetite for visual lust.
Furthermore, I have come to see that such behavior is actually very beta, and an attitude of scarcity. I see a woman and feel like I must come on to her because she is the most beautiful woman ever, then the next day I see another one and think similarly. There is an endless supply of physically desirable women to look at, whether or not I can ever have any, so its stupid to obsess over anyone I haven't even met yet. I am the specific type of virgin who can "fall in love" with women just looking at them. But over the past week having those same feelings change from women to woman, some I just passes on street, some I only spoke a few sentences to, one and one who likes me but wouldn't when she finds out I'm NEET while she wakes up at 4am to go to her wagecuck job, I think I am finally getting over the girlcrazy phaze of fap recovery, and am less antsy to interact with women, and more careful not to make it look like I'm objectifying them- such as initiating conversation with a woman by making comments about her body, or hugging female aquaintances for the sole purpose of self gratification.
la bumpa
What is Neptune over the moon or something? Condense your words, Joyce
Why aren't you a Christian? Literally cures anxiety and depression.
Bonuses: virgins, community, confidence and a sense of purpose.
i don't want to give up my degeneracy or go to church and i can't force myself to believe that god exists
>>28669224
Because I can't force myself to believe something just because I wish it was true. It's weird how some people seem to have that ability.
I wouldn't presume to know God
