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>tfw message crush while drunk talking about major depression and loneliness expecting to be comforted
>feel like an emo faggot afterwards
I should really kill myself
You shouldn't. Did she respond?
just delete the message and go on kidding on you never did anything
>>28672260
yes he should. nothing dries up a cunt's cunt faster than a man showing weakness
Sure you aren't falling for the ''women hate THE THING until THE THING becomes cool, then they post fb and insta with THE THING to be cool as well'' meme?
Happened with gaming.
Happened with feminism.
Happening with refugeez.
>>28672215
while 90% male redpill channels remain just a nice narration
GIME GIMME ATTENTION.
so posting that fucking coalburning race traitor
>>28672215
didn't you realize "anti-feminist" females are equal to nu-males?
They're spineless beta cretins that kiss up the other gender for positive attention.
>mfw found out the Super Chad who fucked my crush is now with me ex
>>28672210
they are probably cuddling right now and laughing at how small you were
she is probably telling chad she is getting the ouchies on her cervix
>>28672375
small or not, everyone gets cucked at one point.
OP enjoy the feels.
ALSO get the fuck outahere ya normie.
>>28672375
savage as breh
hello i did something dumb and need someone to talk to that wont be a dickhead please respond
fuck you, this isn't a hug box
>>28672207
Sup nigga
What did you do?
>>28672207
I have time to kill what's up?
Today I lost my virginity,and sex was fucking lame. Worst than fapping. Maybe is because I have phimosis but who knows
Probably because you're no very good at it
>>28672187
> he fell for the "sex is the greatest thing in life" meme
it's not even in the top 10 best feelings you can have.
>>28672209
And? The chick did all the work.
>be guy
>no gf
>only have one guy friend
>only time I go out is to hang out with him
>mom and sister constantly telling me to just come out of the closet already
Why do they do this?
>>28672145
>virgem
post pics of sister pls
>>28672145
>he has one friend
I don't even have one friend please send help
WHY are you not doing /nodigest/?
3 days in so far and I feel better already
>>28672088
What
Explain
Orgigogoga
>>28672088
What's this meme I'm guessing it's dumb af
>>28672101
>not knowing what vomit is
he's throwing up his food you idjit
What's my name /r9k/?
Fonjak
>>28672049
Robot 28672049
Y...you're...hijack
Does anyone else just want to lose their virginity and not have a girlfriend? I want to go out to parties and have one night stands with Stacies but I don't actually want to take care of them. It might sound narcissistic and unrealistic but can anyone here relate?
Too much work. If you want to get laid consistently, getting a gf is the way to go. Even some uber Chads prefer to stick with a gf.
>>28672039
Stacies should be able to relate to you normo
>>28672039
Go purchase the services of a prostitute. It's legal in my country. If you're an American just go to Nevada and buy there.
Do you fap to 3d or 2d? Don't judge others here, give your reasoning why you do one or the other. Or maybe you do both?
Primarily 2D, when I fap to 3D I feel more guilty
>>28672021
> Primarily 2D, when I fap to 3D I feel more guilty
Fuck, so i'm not alone? I don't know why but fapping to 3d leaves me with a weird sense of guilt after it. I can't even say it's guilt, but maybe disappointment? It's a very weird feeling. It sometimes doesn't happen if I watch solo masturbation stuff.
Absolutely never happened with 2d, no matter what the topic was. Almost always feel satisfied and sometimes even joyful after a good session with 2d. The problem is I have a harder time going off to pictures and need to watch videos/gifs. Seen so many already that it became stale.
>>28672053
I think my guilt comes from how heavily fetishized the 3D videos are while 2D is mainly vanilla
who is your role model?
>>28671733
fucking same man
John Carmack
>>28671733
>you'll never be socially awesome enough to playfully choke a girl and everyone laughs
in dreams, in dreams.
Say it loud: WE'RE VIRGINS AND WE'RE PROUD
I'm asexual so yeah
WE ARE VIRGINS
AND WE ARE PROUD FOR ITtwf no gfHOLD ME ROBOTS
>>28671595
>cant get laid
>i-im asexual g-guys!
my favorite meme
>Yfw you turn 18 and realise that all your anime waifus are underage.
This happened to me earlier this month. It's gonna suck when I graduate high school because then I won't be able to watch anime with high school settings without feeling like a weirdo.
>tfw 9 years older than waifu
>waifus
yeah fuck off my waifu is older than me by the way if we're going by the age of the ship
>Be me
>fall in love with trap
>know that the trap is a good person due to simply being born a man, and will never break my heart like a woman would
So why do you guys still bother fucking around with these women?
None of these women, even the self-proclaimed fembots can come close to how good a trap can be.
I think you just need to admit to yourself that you're gay, anon.
>>28640333
there's already a thread for you, dummy
>>28671332
That's a man with long hair bro I'm not gay...
>break up with gf
>mope around for a week
>suddenly feel motivated to better myself
Guess she was holding me back.
Have you ever had positive outcomes from breakups, /r9k/?
>breakups /r9k/
I'm going on my first date ever tom, hope she likes spaghetti coffee.
>>28671279
I never dated someone in the first place, closest thing I guess would be when my two best friends told me they never liked me and hanged around me so I would use my allowance to buy them stuff.
I wonder if both things are connected
>>28671279
Gonna give up a week into it
