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How the hell does anybody get bullied outside of grade school in America when anybody, even the bullied can carry a firearm?
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>>28678117
>fire arms
>not knowing how to throw a punch

I'm not surprised amerilard
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Schools are gun free zones. Guns physically cannot exist while on campus
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>>28678176
This, lol

But in all seriousness if you're the kind of autist that needs a gun to feel up to dealing with basic teasing and harassment, nobody is going to sell you a gun.

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>this one time when you did something really stupid and awkward
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>one time
I wish
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One time I threw a book at my friend and hit the teacher in the face
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>one time
i have bad news

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I have been thinking about finally offing myself for a while now. I don't want to spend my final moments in pain, and I would probably pussy out from heights due to severe phobia of them. How should I end it?
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Opioid overdose
You could also pair carbon monoxide poisoning and a decent painkiller to make asphyxiation bearable.
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>>28677986
Reconsider. If you own a computer then you could probably find something to do like traveling.
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>>28678107
Not in a situation with access to drugs
>>28678139
I'm not certain I'm going to do this yet

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>she has a tumblr, facebook, instagram, twitter, reddit, and snapchat account
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I don't think you guys realize how uncommon it is for someone to have a reddit account. I know it might be perceived as hot shit but really, it's no that common
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You forgot kik. That's one's the real kicker.
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>>28677978

that makes it worse that she has a reddit account

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Who /emotionallystarved/ here?

My main erotic fantasy at this point consists of spilling my guts to a gf. I don't care about sex at all.
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>>28677958
I lost the desire for human connection
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Push through it lad, you eventually stop feeling anything at all.
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Emotional starvation is good, anon.
Soon or later you will realize that you don't need other people's contact or affirmation to be happy and be free.
This is the first step to become an Autarch.
And also the hardest one to accomplish.
After that, it is just bliss.
t. fellow Autarch

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>it's another miserable day that I've ruined by eating too much
>12 more hours to go before I can sleep and then wake up and retry
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I just want to cry. I hate myself.
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>>28677911
you can like... vomit..
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>>28677911
Eating too much what? Junk?
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>>28677911
Even the score by doing some cardio you fat wining bitch

How tall is /r9k/?

We need a sample of at least 100-200 people for this to be legit.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10254732
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We going to lie? Dont we?
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>>28677917
Why would you?

originale origi
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>>28677896
I am 6'3".

:^)

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Remember that cute girl who smiled to you at the library?
Chad is ramming her doggystyle right now

Remember that innocent-looking girl in your class you dreamed of marrying?
She's gagging on chads cock this moment

Remember that girl you love, that you're slowly working up the courage to talk to?
She's begging for chads cum now, she doesn't even know you exist

Best part?
He isn't even TRYING
Chad ALWAYS wins, you ALWAYS lose, there is NOTHING you can do about it
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But he will never beat me in video games unless it's Smash brothers because he's really good at Smash.
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>>28677839
>NOTHING you can do about it

You can choose to not play.
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>>28677874

Or play by yourself

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Who else here is desperate and using finasteride (prospecia) to prevent baldness?
> Also balding thread general.
>>Pic related its me ofc. 20 yo. Half year ago discovered that i balding. Bought finesteride, using it just one week. I hope it will help me. Does it works for u guys?
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yeah, started balding at 20 too. didnt start using it till I was 21 because I fell for the "it's just a maturing hairline bro:^)" meme. my shit was fucked up. way worse hairline than yours.
I've been taking it for like 4 months now and regrew a fair amount of hair. went from NW2 to NW1. pretty satisfied with it. no sides either. hope it keeps working till a better treatment comes out.
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I'm pretty sure I'm balding but it's hard to tell because when I look at old pictures of myself my hairline was high when I was young
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>>28677823
dubs give you cancer again

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My 62 year old fuck buddy is coming back into town and wants to see me. Problem is is that I have a gf. Should I get some tight old pussy or not? Help me /r9k/

Pic kinda related. Oldest looking woman on my phone I could find.
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How does one acquire a 62 y.o. fuckbuddy?
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Nah don't do it OP. You don't want that on your concious, shadowing your mind everytime you see your gf.
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>>28677836
I found her through adultfriendfinder. I guess I got lucky. I want to fuck a 70 year old too so im still hopeful.

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The number of NEET posts have decreased today, with only 3 threads up. Please do your part to NEET post and educate Wagecucks about their cucketry. Thanks.
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>>28677722
This message is underrated.
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>>28678599

Right on time. I love your posts btw
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Whats the matter NEETcucks? Too busy doing nothing all day to shitpost? Thinking about the eventuality that you'll be kicked out of your house with nothing to show for it?

Well, let me know. I have to finish cumming in your mom's asshole before I head back to work so I can buy her some more slutty clothes

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Imagine this ass firmly planted on your face and holding you down, there's no way out of that hold!
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> implying that I'd want to escape
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This is how I want to die.
>Original asses
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bumping with some pictures of heaven.

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http://www.answering-islam.org/Responses/Menj/zaynab.htm

even taking in account he was a mentally ill person... that is pretty low.
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>>28677551

the image is relevant; muhammad 's justification was that "god told him to do it.". to fuck the wife of his own son. what a slick bastard!
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I would lmao at how retarded religion is at face value , but there are no wealthy atheists and it takes a lot of will to be a religious person.
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>>28677551
that is a weird take on the story because if i was going to be critical of Muhammad I'd say he was stupid for making Zaynab and and Zayd marry in the first place. Zaynab never wanted to marry Zayd because he was an exslave so its no surprise the marriage didn't work.

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You're going to love this, trust me.

What you're seeing now is my normal state. You can call these singles.
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>>28677550
ahahahah fucking kill yourself faggot
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This is a dub.
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>>28677600
Oh hey keep going OP

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I'm at the social security office RIGHT NOW trying to apply for autismbux

What are my odds of success as a white male?
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Act like the reterd you are
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>>28677529
>white male
>autism
Sounds like a normal case to me
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Do you have a history? Do you have work credits?

Most you'll get is food stamps.

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