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>Want to be skilled in something
>Never put the work or effort in
>Just waste my days on 4chan
>>28880230
>be (somewhat) typical robot
>bitch about what a special snowflake I am on /r9k/ instead of attempting to actually do something about it
seems legit...
>>28880230
posts like that die quicklygive a try
>>28880230
Same case here, bro. I feel your pain.
Ok, guys. Help me out here.
Theres this one asian girl who's pretty ugly, but is really smart, and is totally into me.
I'm not remotely attracted to her at all, but I keep leading her on when my dick is thinking for me.
Is it really bad to keep leading her on so I can lose my virginity? This is probably my only opportunity for the next 5 or 6 years, so I want to at least get something out of it even though I don't like her at all.
What do?
shameless bump
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Post a pic and then people will reply to you
>>28880546
no shit, eh?
Epic memes thread.
Can't compete.
Origami paprika.
post rare paye payes
Best pepe is slav pepe
>so, anon. what do you like to do?
HOW THE FUCK DO I RESPOND TO THIS FUCKFUCKFUCK
>"you"
It didn't actually work mind you but I thought it sounded funny at the time.
ergh, I hate this question. I started wagecucking at a supermarket and most of my co-workers are spergs so it doesn't really matter until I walked in one day and a bunch of the normie co-workers were chatting and were like
"anon, what do you like to get up to on the weekends?"
>err, well, you know, movies and stuff?
then I ran to the toilet sweating profusely and now they just think I am another sperg who works there.
I like to post on a forum called /r9k/, here's a link:
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>be ugly autistic blackbot
>play with my rabbits and watch anime all day
>start working out again cus bored
>suddenly fapping no longer satisfies
>decide it's time for real sex
>have never gotten a single reply to any of my dating profiles in over 3 years
>can't go to bars cus too autistic
>decide I'll get an escort since I have some extra cash
>every ad says NO BLACK GENTS
>check other escort sites
>same
>think it might just be a white escort thing
>check black escort ads
>same thing
>maybe I'll go to some message parlor
>NO BLACK GENTLEMEN
>realize that I can't even pay for a woman to pretend to like me
>any white /asian/Indian/Arabic/native guy can call up one of these girls and have his dick wet in the hour
>even black women hate me
>listen to sad anime songs while I color one of those meme coloring books
I might as well just get castrated at this point.
At least I'll stop getting horny and I won't have to feel these terrible feels
Post sad feels, brothers
Please minimize racism
>>28880119
Buy an onahole.
Original commentary.
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black weaboos deserve this
Enjoying my morning coffee on the front porch & I just wanted to let everyone know
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wlYnYOOBwbw
>>28880042
Hey good for you mane
is your cofe machine full power?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>28880042
ORC SPOTTED AT 12 O'CLOCK
What happens when I let my mind seep through onto paper.
Share your
>art
Robots
>>28880004
moms gonna freakMOMS GONNA FREAK
>years of practice
>still shit
fuck me
>>28880314
Those boobs are wonderfully shaded
>prom is less than a week away
>still haven't asked my promfu to go yet
asked your onetis, it's your time to shine....
>>28879917
Stop wasting time on R9K and go ask her or you'll regret it later.
>>28879917
You fucked up. She was probably asked already
So how ae you actually meant to find a GF if you don't go to bars or clubs and your hobbies revolve around solitary activities such as outdoor camping, fishing and hiking?
Is dating slowly starting to revolve around clubbing and dating apps?
You could always try internet dating if you are way to socially awkward to go clubbing or something like that.
The activities you listed are perfectly social activities. You can't meet people through them but you can bond with people through them. You can meet normal people to hang out with in sober environments at university or work.
>>28879908
Girls at those places are garbage anyway. Try local sports clubs or something. Why would you want to date girls who like bars and clubbing?
anyone /nightwalker/ here?
it's so relaxing to just get out of the house at like 3:00am without normies going about their business... you can really clear your head since it's so quiet...
I specifically love going into my local town center since it's completely empty and I feel like there's nobody to judge me.
I do get stopped by police a few times for "acting suspiciously" but I just tell them I am walking and they normally just leave it at that.
>>28879864
Every night almost. I live in a small town so there is not much to see or walk around in, but i work with what i go.
>>28879888
They're the best though, literally 0 chance of running into twats if you avoid the bad areas; city you're always worried about twats or even drunk asshats doing something stupid.
>>28879864
I go out once a week and bike around, just exploring the city and enjoying the nature and relative calmness. Then I park my bike somewhere and go walking. Feels good man.
My neighbor, a girl that I was playing with sometimes due to closeness if our moms, broke her leg. We aren't that close to each other now, but maybe I should go check her out? Wouldn't it be strange?
like almost everything it depends how you approach it
>>28879829
yes you creep
unles you are chad
fuck you robot my comment is original
>>28879898
Well, how should I?
>tfw haven't changed my bed sheets in 3 years and have had no issues
Who here hasn't fallen for the corporate bed sheets scam?
>>28879710
d-do you at least wash them? I think you should was them.
I hope you are just memeing
>>28879747
I've never washed the current sheets I have on my bed. I removed it straight from its packaging and placed it on my bed 3 years ago.
It's not an effective deterrent for crime.
With an appeals process, it costs more to execute someone than to just lock them up. Without an appeals process, it would be very easy to execute the innocent.
Neuroscience has pretty much shown that a person is the product of his genetics and environment. Hating someone for being a criminal, even a murderer, is fundamentally irrational. Someone who would kill other people is sick. They need treatment, or if they can't be cured, then they should be sequestered for the good of society.. But they don't really "deserve" to suffer or die. They're just unlucky.
Many societies have already abandoned capital punishment, like the EU states, Switzerland, Chile, and Mongolia.
How can ANYONE defend capital punishment?
Why don't we get rid of it?
Cool blog bro, get in line
>>28879680
go to /pol/ (oc post)
>>28879680
Capital punishment should be only for NEETs of 2+ years who show no sign of improvement
LiveLeak thread.
Post your favorite LiveLeak video to make ourselves feel better about our shitty lives.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22a_1464273627
what's up with these south american monkeys
Similar one from Guatemala,
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af8_1432409736
South/Central Americans seem to like forming mobs around a person then burning them to death. It's like a sport down there.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fe_1310865020
Witches burned alive in Kenya, Africa
Who here depressed for years?
How are you doing?
I have basically become a zombie. I hate getting up in the morning because I am so constantly dizzy from the anxiety and depression. I am fed up of being so fucking tired.
I'm a pedophile.
https://youtu.be/6Qp6Cf2J1nk
>>28879515
No one fucking replies. I am going to kill myself.
>>28879515
Since 2005 here. Stated skipping school until I was places in a spacial school by force, which I also skipped, mostly. Could never even bother with HS and have just spent the past 8 years in my room, with no motivation to leave it.
I don't remember what life feels like.
I've had it since puberty, probably since childhood. I'm 26. I've always just had a different mind than others. Literally my mother said she didn't get me psychiatric help because although I was an aggressive impulsive disobedient shitlord, I didn't hurt animals (yes that was literally her test) and I did well in school.
I'll be starting new meds soon, one way or the other. If the new medication doesn't work, I'll be switched to an MAOI. I've already been on an MAOI, but my last one gave me shitty side effects at high doses (pain and fatigue, I have arthritis shit). Otherwise it seemed like the medication stopped some of the daily terror.
Waiting on my brother to get me the title for his car, literally my first priorities will be for seeing rheumatologists and stuff, because I've had joint pain my whole life, find out my family knew my biological father had an untreated spinal disorder. Now my sister sees a chiropractor and shit, and my brother has had two disc replacements when he was ~27 and should be on pain meds that rest of his life. They don't like talking about how I used to complain about everything hurting.
