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I suspect my parents know I'm gay
How do I damage control this?
>>28876960
Act like it's normal and as if they've always known. They'll get over it.
>>28876960
Bump, I'm in the same position.
>>28876986
>same position.
i bet
Would you date an average girl, /r9k/?
originalblox
How desperate do you have to be to stick your best part into this?
This is like marrying a robot lmao
>>28876953
Not even ugly though.
She has nice eyes, acne can be cleared with accutane, and just has to lose 30 lbs.
>>28876935
Yes I would Blox
which physique do you prefer fembots?
another one for reference
Black version of the guy on the right's body but with more muscle and no beard
>>28876901
That Guy on the right has some skinny legs
Why am i too lazy to change my life even though I want to stop being a loser/neet?
What's missing? The motivation? Or is fear holding me back? Then what am i afraid of? Am i afraid of taking my life seriously? Who knows this feel?
>>28876872
if you did heroin you would get a new perspective on life
It's fine OP. I was in your position. Now I'm successful as fuck.
That ONE trick that will motivate you to fix your problems is...[continued in next post]
>>28876877
But im too scared to talk to shady people
I only had 2 friends. With one of them Ive been friend for 8 and with other for 6. The only 2 people with whom I felt comfortable and not having autistic seizures and anxiety panic attacks.
They also kept me on having social life. Going out and giving me opportunity to have social interaction. They were also good friends in general. Both always helped me.
We had a deal to go to on 2 month trip through Europe this summer. 7 days ago we got drunk and I got in a fight and told them to go fuck themselves and that we are done. They are now having summer trip. I messed up bad.
>dear /r9k/
>I told some normies to fuck off and now I can't exploit them
LOL
just go on vacation by yourself and meet a foreign qt who will mistake your autism as a language barrier
>>28876833
Apologize or explain more
>>28876867
I gave them all my money for that trip. I have no car nor finances. I can only save situation by finding job but the situation of depression fucks me up.
>tfw you find Elliot Rodger's cousin on LinkedIn
link of this?
Now that's a rare Elliot!
>>28876768
Prove it if you can.
>Wake up being quite tired at 11AM today because mommy told me to fix my sleep schedule
>Make my bed, wash my face and brush my teeth like a good boy
>Doing this every day since the start of the year has given be about 1000 good boy points now
>Go downstairs to the kitchen for a nice tendies breakfast
>Check the fridge and there are no tendies, confused
>See my mommy, she approaches and tells me that we need to talk
>"Anon, you're 25 now. Aren't you a bit too old for good boy points and eating chicken tenders every day?"
>Start sweating uncontrollably
>Tell her if I can at least cash in the points that I already saved up
>"Hehe Anon, sorry but no :)"
>Grit my teeth in rage as I run upstairs
>Check my hidden spot near my desk to see if my hybrid piss and shit bottles are still there
>They're still there, thank god as I sigh in relief
>Grab two bottles of the hybrid piss and shit bottles
>Run downstairs to the kitchen where my mother is
>Scream "GIVE ME MY FUCKING GOOD BOY POOOOINTS!!!"
>Open one of the bottles and throw their contents in my mother's face
>She screams as feces hit her eye
>Pin her down to the floor and force her to drink from the bottle
>Force her to swallow everything
>"GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS BAAAAACK!!"
>As I'm about to shove the contents of the second bottle down her throat, she begs for mercy and says she's going to keep the GBPs system
>Let's me cash in the 1000 GBPs I had for 200 bucks so I can buy tendies on my own, although I would have to leave the house by myself like a subhuman normie
>Walk to Wendy's by myself to spend it all on tendies, the employees give me strange looks but those wagecucks can't do anything about it, get fucked
>As I return from Wendy's with a huge supply of tendies, I see her crying and vomiting in the bathroom
>Confirm is she's still going to keep the GBPs system
>Coughs up a HUGE shit as she says yes
Roastie BTFO. Now I'm currently eating all those tendies in my room like an emperor, how has your day been so far?
>>28876723
Not as good as yours OP and good job on keeping that bitch in line
Oh my god what THE FUCK is wrong with you
Why the fuck would you do that to your own mother you sick fucking piece of freeloading shit
>>28876946
Kek get a load of this normie
>tfw my body needs 8 hours of sleep
I wish I was a short sleeper.
tfw sleep 3 hours every 2 days
>>28876706
test
blox :^D
>>28876702
>tfw sleeping requirements are decided by genetics
http://www.sleepeducation.org/news/2014/08/07/gene-mutation-the-real-secret-for-successful-short-sleepers
>tfw I'll never have the chance to be successful
http://www.businessinsider.com/thomas-edison-winston-churchill-sleeping-habits-2015-2
I guess I'm a born wagecuck. That's what you get when you family tree takes its root into pleb soil.
GUYS PLEASE FUCKING HELP I GOT TRACKED BY THE POLICE ALL I DID WAS WATCH PORN ON PORBHUB HELSPSSSS
>>28876640
fuck off fag, hope u go to jail
>Aussie
good riddance
>>28876640
you've got thousands upon thousands of empty wilderness to hide out in in your shithole of a country
hope you've been watching enough PrimitiveTechnology videos m8
>18-22 year old girl with yoga pants walks past
>>28876595
....And that is where robot's story between him and woman ends
>>28876595
How do you estimate their age with such precision?
>>28876595
Be careful OP you might be accused of rape
How are your sleep schedules? I've got pretty much no obligations currently(no work, no classes, no friends) and I find myself staying up all night and then sleeping from morning to evening more and more.
>>28876580
stay up until like 8am or whenever I can fall asleep and get up around 3-5pm
It sometimes spirals out of control, especially when I take substances or drink. I have it under control at the moment; waking up and 8am, going to bed at around 10pm.i also have no obligations
>>28876580
i don't sleep any more it's great you should try it OP
Whenever you laugh at NEETS, neckbeards, autism, betas, YOU INHERENT THEIR PROPERTIES.
The people you hang around influence your character, and the material you laugh at - remember laughter is a powerful emotional tool - also make you absorb some of their traits.
You may think "but I will never be a NEET, I will never do something so autistic!" but what you are not noticing is that you inherent small nuances of the behaviour you laugh at that will later come to bite your ass. For example? take the anon who forgot to feed his neighbours dog. Even though you would never forget to feed a dog assigned to you, you will display some of his traits, such as a proud attitude that makes you ignore everyone's advice, and a manner of speaking that makes you seem dumb. You will not even notice how you display them until it has negative effects on your life and relations with people.
If you want to avoid becoming a /r9k/er, treat everything bad about this place with vehement disgust, and never laugh at a bad trait. Or even better- leave and hang out with successful people.
You must have laughed at a lot of autists
>>28876576
/thread
Well done
>>28876576
Yes, and Im trying to warn your sorry ass
would you hug the bunny?
>>28876520
Would you, OP?
>>28876520
nope but i'll kill the fuck out of that bunny
I'd fuck the bunny.
How come gay women have it so much easier than gay men?
>two men can't kiss in public without fearing for their lives
>when two women kiss in public, women consider it friendly, men find it sexy
>>28876503
both are pretty gross
keep that shit at home
>>28876503
ALL WOMEN HAVE IT EASIER THAN ALL MEN THAT IS WHY
>>28876503
Who cares? Any show of public affection is fucking distasteful and rude
I was taking citalopram when I first watched Kanon 2006, back when it was first airing. At the wedding scene I figured out something was wrong. I quit the citalopram without regrets. Now 10 years later I find my old fansubs and start rewatching, this time no antidepressants.
That Makoto arc. So these were the feels almost powerful enough to break through SSRI zombification. To think I almost missed this. And I'm still as NEET a failure as ever, probably still depressed, but fuck any drug that could take this from me. Auuu~
Antidepressant thread I guess. Mirtazapine is shit too.
Whats the point of taking antidepressants if a person remains a neet?
Didnt your doc try something new?
>>28876742
I haven't been strictly 100% NEET for the whole 10 years, because I have done some part time work occasionally. And here in the UK, doctors are great for anything that's routine (eg. I had a mole removed once, very fast and simple), but useless for anything that requires any thought.
>>28876797
ever had therapy?
