Let's start a campaign to raise neet-bux
Get the fuck off r9k faggot
With Pepe riding high we might just have a chance, someone want to make a gofundme?
Theres people out their willing to donate to some Africans, why not Neets?
We split the proceeds evenly
>>24655129
Enough is enough.
Stop, enough is ENOUGH!
Do you think people on r9k over-analyze social interactions?
>>24655026
Yes but they still cant figure it out
yes
duh
>>24655026
>according to "a study"
Nice one normie, back to jewbook.
Why couldn't I have just been born attractive?
Throughout my day, I hate women for showing no attention to me. However, at night I look in the mirror and realize I'm ugly as fuck.
I spend time on my hair but if I try to put it up or anything I just look retarded.
If I was attractive and could actually work on my looks and do shit with my hair I would be in front of a mirror 24/7.
Fuck. Being a guy and being unable to control how you look sucks fucking ass.
I'll never be happy unless I look like pic related. I understand why...
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>>24654837
>I'll never be happy unless I look like pic related
That guy looks like a faggot.
>If I was attractive and could actually work on my looks and do shit with my hair I would be in front of a mirror 24/7
You're more than likely a faggot.
Just go for guys, they don't care what you look like.
>>24654837
>Being a guy and being unable to control how you look sucks fucking ass
You know that it's much easier to raise your attractiveness as a male than a female right?
>>24654942
>You're more than likely a faggot
>Just go for guys
...
. im a woman, ive never been able to say no to a guy putting his hands on me trying to fuhkk me.
i literally cant even say no. i cant resist, theres no receptor in my brain that even tells me i should say no or resist.
i dont actively seek real life sex, and i dress more or less "frumpy" all the time, i am too shy to wear very revealing clothes.
so its not like i try to get guys to sleep with me.
why am i like this?
i'm also not that hot and i'm still a virgin but guys have touched me and seen my nude body before. i cant tell you any...
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>>24654828
Go to reddit, nobody cares about why your a whore here.
how much do you weight?
>>24654828
can you prove you're female? this is my fetish but you're probably rusing
>be me 1 year ago
>go to uni
> uni dining hall has vanilla ice cream, my favorite
>walking w/ roommate while eating ice cream
>taste something funny
>wtf.jpg
>find out its Vanilla Pecan
>try to eat around nasty ass Pecans
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Hell no you're not weird, fuck.
If I could, I'd eat with you every day. Shit sounds like a riot.
Here's some stuff I used to do.
>used to not like grilled cheese
>whenever the cafeteria served it I would pull it apart and slap it under the tables
>peas
>would put them on my spoon and catapult them into throngs of people
>>24654801
>pecans and sherbert are nasty
>>24654801
I disagree with your taste in ice cream, but I generally approve of your course of action. Keep it up.
Any robots join the military and wanna tell me about the enlistment process?
Im a 21 year old loser who is poor with no future and i think that its the only way for me to get a fair shake at life
As long as you get solid asvab and are in good physical shape are you in? Can they reject you during the application process if you just "dont seem like a good fit"? Ive been NEET for almost 8 months, and I am quiet and im worried that will be a problem when speaking with a recruiter.
Also I took zoloft for a year when I was like 14.
>>24654682
Nah you should be good. Recruiters can't look at your medical history unless you let them. Would suggest the Air Force or Navy, as those are the two services most likely to be easy fits for a robot, just find an intel, commo, supply or computer science Rate or Speciality. The Army is the easiest branch to get into, and has the same career paths as I listed above, however the air force and navy usually gets better housing and facilities. No matter what, I would advise against combat arms related jobs though....
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They won't reject you based on social shit unless you just completely fuck up at basic. The depression thing is gonna fuck your chances though. Talking to a recruiter can't hurt.
>>24655085
I-it wasnt depression it was anxiety when my parents got divorced, my mom just put me on it as an alternative to actually talking to meI do want to kill myself every day now though
some of you guys are alright don't go to the underground tomorrow
>>22865308
Oh shit he gonna genocide that shit up
>>24654566
Watch it mate people are gonna think you talking about the London Underground
*tips fbi*
>implying I would ever go to reddit the stratum
>tfw chad
>attract females based on looks alone
>6'2'' master race
>currently banging two chix
>tfw I was once a robot
>tfw Niger
>Germanic peoples can't pronounce a soft "G"
>call us "Niggers"
>it sticks
I'm in your boat, cyborg with full chad potential except I'm taller than you manlet ;)
Got any tips on how i can make it?
>was once a robot
>6'2"
Yeah you were never a robot. Try being 5'8".
>tfw no psychopath bf
Im a psychopath
>tfw no attention whoring gf
>tfw no sociopath bf
sometimes i cant tell if i dont have a gf only because i dress super nice and look so fucking homo that grills dont even bother with me
>/fa/
>dressing nice
>>24654334
/fa/ has kinda become a general adjective for putting effort into ones dressing, regardless of whether or not it overlaps with the board's taste
i'd never follow their shitty advice, trust me, they're niggers of the highest order
>being a /fa/ggot
an hero as soon as possible famster
Pepes who have graduated from college within the past 3 years. How are you doing in life right now?
I graduated last year and am doing surprisingly well. Got a good job and moved out of my parents house.
>>24654977
I am the opposite of this guy.
Going to community college, worked at a Shell for 5 days.
Working in law at ~$40,000/yr and moving out of mom's.
Going to open a bank account (likely CD) for my brother, who I've been giving ~$180-90 monthly for the past two years. I'm his financial (and occasionally emotional) support, so I wanna make sure I can still transfer shit easily when I leave. Love my job. Wondering if I should go to law school. Overall doing good.
my xbox 360 broke and so i bought another 1 on craigslist for $130. it was like new and came with 2 controllers. its the black one and the power button doesnt need to be physically touched to operate. did i get ripped off or was it a fair price?
am a poor neet so getting a ps4 or xbox 1 is out of the question
>not just playing vidya on pc
absolute peasantry
>>24654197
Yes, you shouldn't be spending more than hundred on a 360 on this point in time.
>>24654197
M8 PS4 was going for $299 today. If you've got $130 to drop on an xbox 360, surely you would have had the $299 for the ps4. Yeah m8, you did get ripped off desu.
I can't project my voice at all, I have the most feminine fag voice of any guy I know. I was mistaken as a girl on the phone well into 18.
Sometimes I'm genuinely surprised how loud and deep my voice is when its projected but I don't talk too much, I'm thinking of taking some classes, I'd love to have that James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
My voice in real life is decent. But it sounds like absolute trash on the phone or on video. This only contributes to my compulsive avoidance of cameras/recorders. I even have trouble speaking on online games.
My voice is deep, but soft and monotone. It sucks.
So robots, I am bored.
Post images with minor imperfections, I will try and fix them.
>>24654121
Remove the cobwebs in the top right corner please, plus anything thing else you think you can improve
>>24654241
he said MINOR u ugly fuck
>>24654259
says the man who is probably 300 pounds living in a basement
Would you buy a pet emu?
>>24654096
I used to take care of emus when I worked at an animal sanctuary in highschool. They're chill as fuck, interesting to watch, and like being petted. I'd like to own a dinosaur someday, but you have to get more than one otherwise they get lonely.
Also I need an emu to help me fend off australian shitposters on /int/.
>>24654096
there's a farm a few miles from me that used to raise emus. I don't know if they still do, I don't go down that street very often. Every once in a while you'd see the whole flock of them (is a flock what it's called?) chilling in the field.
I've always wondered if I could get an egg and make a two-pound omelette.
they're fucking terrifying