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>>24648833
And another, less festive one.
>>24648894
More festive.
>>24648833
can i see some of your non meme art?
>1st December 2015
I just want to die before my life gets even worse.
>>24648763
2015 was sincerely the worst year of my life and I wish such a shit year never happens ever again.
I turn 30 in 4 days and my high school backpack is in the same place I left it on the last day of hs
Who else /timetravel/ here?
>"I'm racist."
>I have opinions
>gongraduladions
>"my wife doesn't fuck black men"
Why don't more robits take up Buddhism? It teaches you not to crave material things and to be happy with yourself.
Spoonfeed me where to start. I could use some spiritual healing.
>>24648742
cos I'm not a fucking tard and I'm not interested in separating myself even further from earthly matters
I wonder how long it will take for the anti-Buddhist autist to show up.
How is it fair that egg chad has groupies and we sngle robots do not
it's the fame
if eggman wasn't a well known tripfag since forever, he wouldn't have anyone caring about him
that's why you ignore and filter tripfags before they get popular or develop an ego
>>24648509
>2014 is forever
So you've been here TWO whole summers?
>>24648538
This, bitches be all about the status yo
They wouldn't give him a second glance if he wasn't semi-e-famous.
>people who "love" animals
How can someone love a walking object?
You're right. Nobody can love you.
>>24648521
I don't ask for it.
something about seeing my dog happy makes me happy. I'm not really sure why.
Is this feasible? I want to save enough in an investment account to live down there indefinitely.
>>24648436
jjust be yourself
>>24648436
It would cost an astronomical amount of money to dig that out, practically nobody will do this.
>>24648467
Fuck really?
Should it be illegal to be a male virgin past 30 years of age? Should this crime be punishable by the death penalty? I think so. If a male has proven himself so undesirable as to never have sex before the age of 30 then his genetic information should be removed from the gene pool.
If anything it's far more democratic than a 12 person jury handing out death sentences. It also gives females more power in society to help shift the power imbalance between genders.
You're going down a very dark path here OP
>>24648410
If there was do you think there would be leftist women protesting and offering to take your virginity?
>inb4 only for ackmed
>>24648410
Male virgins over 30 and childless females over 30 need to be arrested, sent to a prison specifically built for them and executed, or simply left to starve to death in their cells while they cry and beg to be released.
itt: list your qualities
>plain jane looks wise
>anxious
>short temper
>sentimental
>pretty turquoise eyes
>jealous easily
>distrusting
>>24648356
i am quality
I know what all the exhentai tags mean
>tfw you don't really dislike black people as individuals but being racist still feels really good
why were we made in this way?
>>24648253
Because feeling superior to others makes you happy
>>24648282
>implying you aren't wary of black people
stop being pretentious
Because it's nature's way of protecting you from BBC kucking.
ITT: Post the most depraved socially unacceptable sex act you'd be willing to do
>>24648160non-consensualvaginal sex in the missionary position
Have sex with you :-)
>>24648160
give and take from QT tranny or femboy
I'm not proud
>general tso chicken with rice
not bad robutts
>>24648067
that looks orgasmic and also nutritious, good job anon
>>24648067
you da man OP
how are you supposed to pronounce tso
ive heard chinks pronounce it both ways - tao and so
so which is it?
>No friends, not a single one
>Balding
>Virgin
>Abused by mom growing up
>No family
>Completely alone in life
>Erectile dysfunction (severe)
>Pyronies disease sufferer
>Social anxiety disorder
>depressed
>Completely sexually dysfunctional
>Phimosis
>No drivers license
>No job
>No car
>Failed college twice
>Never had gf
>Severe halitosis
>Masturbation addiction
>Havent left house in 3 months
>I am an "exclusive Paraphiliac"
>Bullied badly in highschool
>Severe ATP and lordosis
>Look 30+
>Addicted to Femdom fetish
>Borderline alcoholic
>Can't run at all
>Currently 9k in debt
>Have gyno
>Skinnyfat
>Unemployed for 2 years
>>24648056
gr8, why haven't you kys yet.
I'm sorry to hear this. My sympathies.
You need to find a niche in life or you're just going to feel bad forever.
do you think this girl is cute?
I matched 97% with her on OKC and the way she types is cute, intelligent, and charming.
Yeah she's kawaii go for it
Prepared to be keked by a chad she matched 17% with
>>24647924
>girl
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
Anyone else eat too many crisps? that and pretzel sticks. its all i eat these days.
>>24647904
>crisps
I'll fucking end you, you limey fuck.
Can't stop eating these, even if it puts me in a state of anal anguish.
>cannot handle dairy
>cannot handle soda
>lemonade/tea/sunnyD/water is all i drink
>lays chips is all i can really snack on.
>tfw waiting for life to take away me able to handle meat
