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girls are messaging me on okc, but they are kind of fat and don't have patrician taste in music, what do?
I'm like house-sized and listen to Quasimodo, I imagine it's about the same for other broads.
Most girls into weirder shit either got into it because they were fucking a weirdo or are disgusting looking.
So you really have three options,
Used goods that connect the thing you like to an ex-lover
Girls who like the thing you like but also look like piles of vomit
Girls who don't know what any of your interests are, but may be introduced to them
>>24638654
good point. it's mostly the kind of fat thing that bothers me. I'm not in good shape but I think I should be with someone who is.
>>24638554
Write back you silly.
I stayed inside so long I forgot what a dog looked like
look how scary these things are
Dogs are scary mofos
gives you rabies
....
gives you cure to rabies
>>24638565
We're talking about dogs, not drop bears
>buy girl's poncho with oversized hood
>feel really cute
Who is that cute flute?
>>24638534
sorry anon but i don't know
>>24638516
You feel cute because you are cute, baby.
my boyfriend got a tattoo of a woman crying and said it was me..is that weird? i do cry a lot but to be honest when he showed me this tatt and said it was supposeed to represent me, i was taken aback..shocked... its a girl who does have my hair and facial features, and she has tear-filled eyes looking kind of downwards and tears running down her cheeks.
at first i thought maybe its fake but nope its 100 percent real and now im kind of worried about why he would do this, the real reason. he told me its that he loves to see me crying and i dont know if i should find it sweet but i do? is that a good thing?
pic unrelated
>>24638426
Pic with time stamp & boobs or you're lying.
Also why no related pic you big heifer.
>>24638426
Fuck off cunt
Robotblox
Ask him to tattoo him crying on the other arm when you break up with him...
But make sure to do it before you break up
How cute is this?
They used to be best friends and are now seeing each other
Love seeing stuff like this
Although it does make me sad that the girl on the right can get a gf as good looking as left while I cant get anything
But they look happy.
>>24638390
Lesbians make me sick.
About as cute as my dick...
Pretty much a fetish of mine, it's hot as fuck.
What are you eating, brobots?
>>24638168
wat dat in the bottle?
>>24638226
Some off brand chocolate mix powder to make it kind of like yoohoo
4 scrambled eggs, 1 cup of pinto beans, 1 cup of raspberries and 7 oz. of Greek yogurt.
Why is it always this type of person who has to represent feminism? They make all women look like total fucking idiots
https://youtu.be/MNH0bmYT7os
>>24638144
She got a point.
>>24638144
>They make all women look like total fucking idiots
Or maybe the more logical answer is that any woman arguing for feminism would make women look like idiots.
>feminism is for everyone
Manipulation whereby a movement relies on definitional extension of 'our goals benefit anyone', 'you should be interested', as opposed to expounding those benefits, 'what we care about is A, B, C'.
be patient
Just be urself
Just be confident
There's someone out there for everyone
She's waiting to find you
Just lift bro
Wear nice fashionable clothes
Just learn game
>work job that depresses you and makes you want to blow your brains out
>"Well at least you're working, anon :^)"
>>24637685
My mom always says that at least you go a job yeah a dead end minimum wage one although it's an excellent robot job security guard. It's like being NEET except certain places suck and they treat you like a typical wageslave ie no sick days holidays or weekends off.
>at least you got your health!
>>24637646
Being true to yourself is the best advice.
Because that's the only thing you have
Give me an excuse to call off from work. No bullshit.
hi wagie
>>24637389
you are in prison
unfontantionally this only works if you get sent to prison
you will also probobally lose your job.
"I hate my job and the though of showing up makes me feel depressed, I dread the end of the weekend so I sleep later on Sundays hence I'm tired today any altercation with my fellow wage c"cks will put me one step closer to killing you all."
Tell him your overlord at work that OP.
I just wish I was normal.
If I was an assertive and dominant male I could be happy.
If I was a shy and submissive female I could be happy.
Instead, I'm a shy and submissive male with low self esteem and I'm terrified of upsetting people IRL.
I mean, if I could just be gay or an effeminate metrosexual type I could probably be happy with that, but I'm conditioned to behave like a stereotypical male even though that's not how I really feel. That is, I try to maintain a facade of being strong and confident even though that's the opposite of how I feel.
I wish there were some girls out there who like shy, submissive guys, but I think that's just a myth.
>>24637162
Girls like it up to a point man. I'm similar to you but instead of going for women my age i went for a girl a tad younger and she thought it was cute. Once you actually get to sex it up though, the dominant side of you may come up suddenly. Mine did, i never thought i had one until then
I feel your feel OP. I suppose there isn't anything to do but try to come to terms with it.
>>24637162
>If I was an assertive and dominant male I could be happy.
So just change fucking pussy.
Send me to hell, cuz I ain't beggin' for my life.
Aint nothing worse than this cursed-ass hopeless life.
I'm troublesome.
In your wildest dreams, you couldn't picture a nigga like me.
I'm troublesome, and I don't give a fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdX79pwyBII
>>24637152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvfc15_UWXk
>>24637228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF1t07s-GA
You don't wanna fuck with me?
>>24637361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vnOg5TnuVc
What is your personality?
Who /scared of going to sleep/ here?
5:30 AM here, been listening to the Flute Player from Yume Nikki for some hours now.
I always feel like there's never enough time in the day and that I've wasted what little time I've had; I just want to pad out the length of the day as long as I can.
I also find the very act of ending the current day and progressing into the next one.
How do normal people grasp this concept?
hey bro i heard sucking my cock makes you sleepy.
>>24637129
>I also find the very act of ending the current day and progressing into the next one terrifying
fixedJesus I spend all that time looking over my post and I still fuck up
>>24637129
good song family
and IDK I woke up at 2:00AM today but I have nothing to do. I'll just study.
But iktf when work is the next day and I know it's going to be shit. Sometimes I'll dread it coming and not want the day to ever end. But sometimes I'll just go to bed early because I want to get it all over with faster.
>take dxm
>become depressed and retarded
thanks guys
>>24637028
serves you right for abusing over the counter medications because some idiot on 4chan told you to
>retarded
explain, describe, elaborate.
>>24637035
they told me it would be fun, I wanted to be a NEET-shaman
>>24637044
you know what it means
So THIS is what happens when you're white and go to Japan?
8ch net/wx/src/1432727004796.webm
>>24637007
so is that pic shopped or did he naturally make that face because it's seriously one of the creepiest fucking faces i've ever seen and gets worse the longer you stare at it. this faggot is so annoying and has such an autistic face.
>>24637029
He's a human rat
>>24637029
projared is cool
he's a proud neet
be honest /r9k/. why is your life so shit?
I missed out on everything good in my teenage / young adult years because I was scared and self conscious.
I'm also too stupid to stop self destructive habbits (smoking, fapping multiple times a day, spending my whole day in front of a screen)
Weird. I must have forgotten I posted this.
>>24636999
I guess I'm too self conscious/paranoid how others perceive me. I'm ugly and a shut in khv and been very sexually repressed and everyone knows it, it feels like a role for me to play and I suck at breaking cycles of behavior. I feel inferior to normies and feel like I have nothing in common with them so I barely speak (if and when I'm with them) and it just makes interacting with other people boring and tedious.
I'm lucky I managed to make some robot friends in HS and stick with them, but still feel like they are moving on while I just self loathe. So I'm not totally lonely
>>24636999
My life is probably shit since my memory sucks so can't really go to school and study. Doesn't help that I'm ugly either got the worst genes.
