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>tfw high test 19 y/o virgin
No wonder Elliot Rodger snapped.
>>24633175
If you were trully high test you wouldn't be a virgin faggot.
>>24633175
>high test
>posting on a Mongolian sheep herding site
Wew lad
>>24633175
High test is literally the devil. Testosterone is literally the evil hormone.
>tfw the only thing I'm looking forward to at this very moment is possibly seeing Em Em naked in her next movie
>>24633116
What movie might that be?
>>24633944
Harry Potter and the big black cock of doom
>>24633965
LUL
Fuck off bot, no one likes you.
Does anyone else hate buying junk food in public?
The cashiers must recognize me as the fat gluttonous fuck who buys ice cream and chocolate every single day, but I can't stop.
Shit man, I'm lean as fuck, and I feel guilty too, even when the cashier herself is fat.
>you will never be able to enjoy pumpkin spice donuts without feeling like a fat sack of human garbage
Thats why i cant buy unhealthy food in public. I cant even buy choclade
Its so sad
>>24633046
iktf. Drive-through can save you if there is one and if you have a car but other than that...
>pretend that I'm buying all of this for an all nighter
>pretend that there's no more food at home
im fucking obsesed with sex guys
injust want to know what its felukcing like o ouch a girls body
to see a girl in her underware
to have her want toy ro thrust eniside her and give her ultimate satisfaction
to cum deep inside a girl
to cuddle with her afters
to feel cofortable acompleteyl arpund enatch other after sharing such a vulnerable action
how do i stop tiking and feeling abou it because i cant go on anmore lik this
>>24632966
Maybe if you had sex on a regular basis, you wouldn't think about it so much.
>>24633043
if you're posting here you kno thats not happening
>>24633286
Do you have money? Hookers are always an option. You don't even need to spend all that much if you set your standards low enough. Settling for a crack whore will save you quite a bit.
You can only press one.
>>24632935
Shit! I'll press the red one!
>>24632935
I'd take waifu, we could both go run off and live off the grid together and it would literally make all the shit that has ever happened to me not be a big deal anymore. I could actually get a chance at being happy. Hitting the red button is basically being a massive jerk off who's willing to take everyone with him just so that you could end it for yourself.If there was only a red button I'd press it though.
She would just go after chad.
>ask friends for a marijuana contact
>get the name of the dealer
>report the dealer to crime stoppers
>just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>act pissed off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested.
who else /devilish/?
You made this thread earlier you autistic retard
>Tell guy about dealer
>Soon that dealer is arrested
I'm sure NO ONE has linked this together.
>>24632601
>I'm unoriginal on a Siamese shadow puppet forum
literally why
Who else /cripplingloneliness/? Spend whole days curled up in bed, not doing anything. One day I decide to reinstall some MMO I used to play. Join a guild, try to maybe make new friends. For the sake of integrating faster, I pretend I'm a beginner so that people will pity me and maybe play with me. Try to be as nice as possible, make small talk and jokes, whisper people here and there and try to maintain a bright attitude. Someone stalks my achievement board, notices plot holes in my story and the dates of certain achievement. Calls me out on it publicly. No one talks to me anymore. No one wants to play with me. No one wants to talk to me. I don't have any ulterior motive but to feel less lonely, play with another human being. I guess that's too much to ask though.
>Not starting a new account
>Not claiming a friend let you use their account
>Ever using a non bulletproof persona
>>24632542
I'm attached to my old characters. No use starting new ones and level again.
>>24632611
You're playing to socialize, or playing to be busy grinding, pick one.
Who else /tuck/ here?
>Be straight, not a tranny, totally straight.
It just feels way more comfortable when you're well tucked. My balls are nice and safe back in my pubic region too, so no one can just smack my balls.
The only drawback is having to piss in public. But overall, very cozy and I can wear the stylish skinny emo jeans.
>>24632213
you got them boxer briefs?
I've never gotten good at it, tried but couldn't get it to stay. Probably just didn't buy the right underwear though.
>>24632213
how do you get it to stay?
I thought the only reason it works for trannies is because they wear panties
Considering 50% of japanese men from 20-30 have never had sex does that mean 50% of men don't know what a vag looks like because the gubment only lets them see pixels?
Are you fucking retarded? Do you have no idea how the internet works?
>>24633249
are you fucking retarded? this thread was on page 10 and there was no reason to bump it
>>24632135
>50%
More like 25%. That's still a pretty disheartening amount though. What the fuck is going on over there?
>See thread
>Go to bed
>Wake up and see same thread
>It's not a repost. It's the same thread
Used to happen a lot. There were sometimes threads that would last for days. I miss the days of the old robot.
>>24632082
On some of the real slow boards you can find threads from weeks ago.
Happens pretty often on boards with slow generals. I see it quite a lot on /a/, where I can wake up and read the responses to my shitposting.
/r9k/ is just an endless shit thread creating competition, so threads don't stick around
>get cold sores
>never even kissed a girl
>get it from normie parents
>tfw
you sure it's cold sores and not canker sores? i get the latter all the time.
>>24632093
oh that feel, can't you feel that feel!
>>24632093
no they're definitely cold sores
My iNormie won't charge. It tells me I need to charge it and so I plug it in. Then the apple logo appears. But then it glitches and then tells me that I need to recharge it. This has been happening for 30 minutes.
WHAT DO GEEK SQUAD?
>>24632053
>>>>>>>/g/
Fuck off outta here
>>24632133
RULES
/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>24632243
RULES
/r9k/ is NOT your personal tech support tram or personal consumer review site.
Sloot openly admits she enjoys cheating and riding the c0ck carousel. "It's the sweetest thing", she says.
http://thetab.com/uk/cardiff/2015/11/27/how-to-cheat-on-your-boyfriend-or-girlfriend-at-uni-13498
People in their early 20s aren't mature enough to handle serious relationships anyway. People should have fun and save the serious stuff for when they finish schooling.
I hope her future husband cheats on her
>>24631976
ok well she seems like a shitty person, there's plenty of those. what's your point?
What happened to /r9k/? This used to be a board for feels and nogf and NEETS, but now it's literally racebaiting, tranny threads, "ironic" meme threads, and gay ERP 24/7 nonstop. Is this because Pepe went mainstream? It seems like it all started there.
Want to pretend like we're gay anthro furfags and yiff?
p-pls respond
>>24631586
if you fucking frogposting feels nogf faggots hadn't ruined it in the first place this would have never happened.
>>24631586
I feel you my friend.
>tfw no qt bluegrass gf
Why even live?
>tfw no one on r9k likes bluegrass, or the women who play bluegrass music
there is literally no reason to live
>>24631808
I live for the possibility of meeting a qt bluegrass girl at the weekly jam session in the park, but I never do; it's always either old people, or if there's a qt I'm too nervous to talk to her.
