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Which is more depressing?

>asking women out and always failing
Or
>having women show interest but being incapable of capitalizing
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THe last thing can't happen (like a girl is interested in you then just do it, not that hard)
if you fail with asking out women then wtf is wrong iwth you. pathetic
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>>24619136
>just do it

Do what?


The last thing happens all the time.
>women shows interest through indecipherable body language
>man doesn't jump through all hoops fast enough
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>>24619028

The latter is more frustrating, but even if the opportunity's passed by the time you realize they were interested, it's still nice to know they found you attractive. The former is the much more upsetting experience.

Is anyone else here /tall/? I'm 6'7 and I fucking hate it... I see over bathroom stalls, planes are god awful and I dont fit in any cars. Also have back problems.
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6'4" is pretty cool
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>>24618835
Is being 6'4 socially acceptable? Being 6'7 is not acceptable and I'm treated weird
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>>24618926
i'm pretty sure it's the limit. any taller and people would treat me strangely. instead it's just "oh wow you're tall!" like everyday

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>I lost another 4chan argument
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>>24618786
>not bailing the thread when you get called out
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>tfw 41 and starting to look like this wojak

I think I remember how to tie a slipknot.
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>not trying to turn it into a dubs thread

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Do you think she has a point?
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>>24618771
Both are right tho.
For the record, Kelly Turnbull isnt a SJW
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why are they eating out of to-go containers in a cafe?
did they get chinese to go, take it to a cafe with 5 foot tall booths, and then eat there while paying for dollar cups of bottomless coffee?
That's very rude of them.
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>>24618771
No artist who takes care to exaggerate their characters' facial expressions that much has anything worthwhile to say. So, no.

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What do robots think about Pinkerton? It kinda seems like a Normie's version of loneliness but I kinda like it. I still haven't listened to too much of Weezer but everyone said this and the blue album was their best. I like the song Across The Sea on here
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>>24618641
Based off a Japanese Opera Mr Rivers once saw. Became his favorite and the album has A LOT of backstory behind each song.
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>>24618714
Source for backstories?
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>>24618641
it's a very good album and i like it. across the sea and tired of sex best tracks

you should listen to blue too, it's not really r9k but its a great album

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>tfw mommy died two weeks ago

When does the pain stop bros
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>>24618529
Why'd you do it? Why'd you kill her?
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>>24618529
What happened?

Probs this >>24618589 desu f a m
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>>24618589
>>24618746
nah senpaitachi, I fucked her through the nose and something broke in her head

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ITT post a picture of the person who has ruined your life the most

I'll start.
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No, I'm not going to post a picture of myself
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>>24618482
Agreedenhausen
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my ex-wife

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why do you faggots care about us black people so much

focus your time on something else
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we can't we secretely want a black thick cock in our asses

why else do you think we are so obsessed with keking and bbc?
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>>24618472
>why else do you think we are so obsessed with keking and bbc?
arent the reddit social justice warriors the ones that force that stuff
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>>24618509
Are you a newfag? Or is that your way to handle reality?

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Who here /being monitored/?

Government, parents, asian triad botnets, aliums, -- you name it, if someone is watching you, post here.
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thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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/x/ is that way
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Yep, aliens.

Stop with your hate and misogyny, this is your second and last warning. There will be consequences.
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>>24618159

Hypergamy is destroying the moral fabric of our society and minorities are still a net loss. Not allowing someone to speak openly about this is facism.
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Go back to yonder pit from whence you came
>>>/b/
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>>24618159
>hurr durr em teh ananymos, em teh legeon please don't hack me

I've just met the most ugly guy I know - two weird spots on head without hair, weird facial hair, unibrow, brown eyes, small, not masculine, anoying voice. And he fucked like 16 girls in his life. How is that fucking possible? What can I do if I want to fuck girls?
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>>24618091
Escorts and fuck off you're describing me
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>>24618192
No, it was free
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JUST
BEE
URSELF

LE LIFTING FACE

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How should you make eye contact with a random girl?

You know, like you glimpse quite nice looking one across the street and you notice that she's looking your way. When and how do you play it to not seem like a total rapist/sperg?

The most casual advice is to just look into her eyes for like few seconds then smile and look away and/or approach if you want to (only when it's acceptable), but I feel like that's just advice from bluepilled normals that doesn't actually work.

I don't really care about how to make eye contact with guys as penis is only good on a girl and in conversation it's kind of obvious how to keep eye contact, but my autistic brain still hasn't grasped how precisely to go about it with random girls.
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Just don't do it.
If it happens by accident, look away so they don't accuse you of being some creepy rapist.
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>>24618131
you might be a serial rapist.
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>>24618170
according to women, all men might be serial rapists

I advise you try not to interact with women ever, unless you want to be formally accused for no reason.

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how do i escape from the crushing loneliness lads
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by continuously refreshing and shitposting on an anonymous imageboard
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Find solace within solitary hobbies.
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>>>/soc/

this robot is gay,

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Question.
Why do ALL women start moving and rearranging furniture when they get bored?
They go into this frantic "I must move things around" mode, and then get mad when you don't give a fuck about their pointless, self appointed task.
Fucking annoying as shit
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>he doesn't understand nesting
fucking retard how else is she gonna keep her eggs warm?
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>>24617815
Women NEED to be the center of attention at all time.

Doing sporadic, grandiose movements and (truly) chores which demand attention help to appease the woman when she feels her 15 seconds of acknowledgement has dwindled.

They have no self-awareness unless they are being validated, and even then they don't realize their apathy.
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>>24617993
It's like their minds change gears and during that time, they literally can't do anything other than their stupid task. Their minds are completly fried until they're finished.
I seriously can't think of a single time in my life where I've been like that. It's like an automated mode.
Weird shit, that's for sure.

>I hear typical SSRIs like Zoloft tend to turn you into an emotionless zombie

This fucking meme. This fucking meme almost kept me from trying SSRIs and discovering what really being alive feels like.

This is how powerful a meme can be. It can be the difference between life and death. Fucking ape brain we have. A couple of words strung together and we meat automatons go on a completely different path than we could have gone. No background or research needed. People read shit on the shittiest board from the shittiest forum and take it as truth.
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wow you had a different reaction to a psychoactive than others, such meme
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it's not that THEY DONT WORK FOR ANYONE EVER RIP YOUR DICK AND LIBIDO AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER LIKED. On some people like you who are lucky shit works, on some people like me who are unlucky, shit doesn't.
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>>24617792
nice try pfizer internet defense force

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