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it's late, robots. what are you listening to?
>pic related
My favorite for late nights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jfYoU_HTVo
Do you guys like this album?
fef
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nen
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>>24610497
tet
Sent from my iPhone
hoh sis
send from my joj
>You're talking to a girl you really like.
>out on your fifth date
>you're both virgins but you've both decided to have sex once you get home after the date
>as you're walking out of the restaurant dis nigga slaps her on the ass
>her eyes practically glaze over and she can't stop staring at him, like she's hypnotized
>her cheeks blush bright red and she can't help but start breathing heavily
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO ROBOTS?
did his skull get run over by a caterpillar or what?
>>24608815
>a caterpillar
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
>>24608815
Probably has acromegaly.
>>24608835
construction equipment.
>of all the paths my life could take, my shitty choices led me down this one
>>24608685
What's with the soil based feel?
>>24608891
paths are made of soil, dirt, or loam 100% of the time and this fact is irrefutable
>>24609044
do you live in africa or have you never mixed concrete
Praise my meme.
ITT: Memes created by you.
I call it peep gecko
>>24608555
You know that fuckboi with all the freckles that no one on /b/ for the longest time knew if it was either a boy or girl? I was the person who first posted their picture in, if I recall correctly, a ten out of ten thread. Had left /b/ for months only to come back to all those thread.
My legacy.
I created this yesterday, what do you think guys? I call it "contemplative forehead line man"
How do we fix the manchild/NEET problem?
Basic income and you'll never hear from us again
>tfw neet manchild and there's nothing you can do about it
>>24608542
This. I'd leave everybody alone as long as I get a steady income just for being myself at home where I don't have to bother anybody.
>me
>no gf
>Fuck yeah.jpg
>tfw I can do whatever the fuck I want without some bitch telling me how to live my life
Some of you robots have to know that feel, can I get an amen?
>>24608392
amen, OP never had one, never will
>>24608392
Dude I've never had a gf that ran my life and if I did I'd probably just dump her because that shits not worth it. Whats up with you keks.
>>24608631
...yeah
I'll straight up lick a fat bitch's asshole though
A lot of people don't know this about me
I do. I feel like we're actually getting somewhere, yeah sometimes memes get stale and newfag fuck shit up, but honestly the discussions here are really great, or at least thought provoking. A lot of the arguments/debates had here feature A class trolls and despite them backing really stupid ideas, they string them together in a surprisingly coherent fashion.
I like this place because I always end up (to at least a small extent) thinking about something new or something in a different way, even if a troll was behind the text. There is an incredible and surprising amount of validity to chad/stacy/robot/femboy fights discussions and debates. It's kind of interesting because no where else gave I seen such raw and brutally honest discussion. Unlike controlled, public, or non-anonymous debates about social ideas, /r9k/ provides a lot of good content and good for thought by letting conversations move faster without all the fluff and bullshit needed in order to be PC. What do you think?
I love this place. I don't come here often. But whenever I get to the point where I think I want to start going to parties and talking to women I come here to remind myself why that's a bad idea, it keeps me grounded.
In addition to that and a post thought. Maybe it's discussions here that we get through and the answers that we find through brutal and naked conversation that are the roots of social change. So in a weird way, maybe us bots really are important to society.
I only read the subject of your post not the rest, but I dont like anything tbqh familia
Alright, Which one of you faggots was this?
The one that isn't posting because he's in jail?
>>24608228
what is bail?
>>24608207
that was me yo
My girlfriend cleaned my room more in the past two hours than i have in the past two years. what are your current life accomplishments, /r9k/?
how does it feel to be succesful while I'm a fucking failure and I want to kill myself? I bet you laugh at me while you fuck your gf and I bet it makes you more horny and that you take sexual pleasure in bullying and mocking me and the other robots.
KILL YOURSELF
I FUCKING HATE YOU
>be OCD
>"hey anon i cleaned your room ;D"
>DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS REEEE
I would be pretty pissed
Im VERY good at whistling. If I was in an anime I would be in the Light Music Club for whistling.
where can i watch videos of women being tortured, beaten, or killed
it's for research
pic unrelated
Went full power level on that one.
>>24608116
>>/b/
gtfo edgelord
True female suffering is never getting married. Pull up marriage stats and fap to the 1% of women who won't get married and therefore won't get money in their inevitable divorces.
>>24608116
bestgore has all that and some rape, too.
What would happen to me if I swallowed some batteries?
>>24607884
You should try it with those little coin shaped ones. Try swallowing like 20-30 and post results
>>24607884
you would get the mad poopers
There used to be a rumor in my elementary school that this kid shoved batteries up his ass and yelled "I HAVE THE POWER!"
>move to Portland, OR
>love first week, meet some people
>join everyone for movies
>AmySchumerHBOspecial.mkv
>everyone is roaring laughing
I fucked up senpai.
>>24607769
>Schumer
Is this what Americans call comedy nowadays?
Fucking he'll. I'm gonna watch cement dry.
>>24607769
Amy Schumer is fucking hilarious fuck you
DUDE IM A DUMPY SLUT WITH A VAGINA LMAO
Anyone in sydney willing to give me 1 tablet of xanax/benzo? I want to see if it helps with my avoidance issues. My psychiatrist wouldn't prescribe them to me because he thinks it doesnt help. I want to try just 1 and see if it helps, because if it does ill can try to disucss it with my psychiatrist
>>24607737
Why don't you just try a new psychologist?
>>24608195
Fuck youre eight
Explain your issues fag and no soliciting prescribed medication is illegal
>tfw you fly a thousand miles only to find youve gone the wrong direction
Proud to say ive never felt that feel
>>24607678
are you currently in the middle of the pacific in a cessna and running low on fuel
start the mayday messages, find a nearby ship, crash nearby and hope they rescue you before you die in the freezing waters
>>24607747
The only one who can rescue me is a qt quirky gf with bangs and big eyes
And she needs to rescue me from myself tbqh familia
If not I'd rather not be saved from anything at all
