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Hello there my fellow botbots
I inherited 2 billion shekels from my uncle
how spend?
>>24598400
check these dubbsbsbsssbusubs
>>24598400
invest in jewmedia inc. btw nice dubs my fellow jewish citizen of america!
>>24598400
why would you post such a grotesque image, go back to /b/
>parents drag me to my grandparents house for Thanksgiving
>spend most of my time in my bedroom messing around on my phone and watching lectures
>parents tell me we're having lunch and to join them
>don't really like any of the food they have out so I just eat a buttered roll and a clementine
>after 10 minuets of sitting around not doing anything or having anyone talk to me I head back to my room
>a while later my mom knocks on the door telling me I have to go sit back out with them and that my grandma has been asking where I was
>I go back out and sit on the couch while everyone else ate dessert
>eventually everyone finishes so I leave again
>everyone gets mad at me for not spending time with them
>mfw
This pretty much sums up my entire thanksgiving weekend so far
Anybody else having a sucky holiday?
underage b&
but yea same thing happened here
>>24598395
If you were dragged to your grandparents house, how were you in your bedroom?
>>24598545
I'm saying it's mine because that's where I'm sleeping and I pretty much always sleep in here anyways
>He's your best friend, but you aren't his
Respect none who don't respect you.
>>24598235
>having a best friend after elementary school
grow up kid
>>24598235
>He practices for girls with you
>when your sleeping
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but that's mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, my friends buy me a lot of things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is sorta fat).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
>>24598129
quality bait my lad
Bit on the nose there, but you'll surely get some with this.
>>24598129
>Femanon here
>I don't fit the stereotype
Fuck off.
I'm doing a masturbation selfie project this week:
>monday to friday
pick and save pictures during my daily fap sessions (pic related)
>saturday
recreate all the pics with myself
$800 DSLR on a tripod the pics are crystal clear HD
keep myself rock hard for every photo
>sunday
fap to the pictures of my naked self all day
I have 54 pics in my folder and made 19 so far.
Suggestions, comments and new pics are welcome.
I'll deliver some of them tomorrow after I've blown 4 or 5 loads and blurred the shit out of them
here's the one that gave me the idea
I love it cause you can see everything
also I would love to hear it gave some ideas to other anons
Putting pussies in their place
>younger brother just started playing football
>he's 15
>he thinks he's hot shit
>literally developed the jock mentality
>ironically he still can't pick up chicks
>today I come home from work to find him throwing a ball around the living room
>we just set up the Christmas tree
>so I'm not having this shit
>I stood by the tree and waited for the ball to hit it so I could have a reason to take it
>I ended up taking it
>I hid it really fucking well
>He starts charging around the house calling me a Fat fuck, and loser piece of shit, the whole nine fucking yards.
>"You dirty piece of sh.........."
>slapped him with the hilt of a replica lightsaber
>he charged at me like this was a football game
>I got him to the ground with my knees piercing his chest
>He screams like a banshee
>Ironically he's still trash talking
>Continue to punch the shit out of him
>I actually took years of some shitty kenpo karate, so I'm a low tier fighter but a fighter nontheless
>He stands at the front door making threats about how he's going to kill me
>Pierce my throat with a knife, etc.
>As soon as I take two steps he bolts.
He was a semi-normal kid before football, now he thinks he's some tough kid. Everyone in the house insults the fuck outta him when he's not looking. They don't want to hurt physically hurt him, would you like to guess why?
Oh yeah, can you guys recommend some good carpet cleaners?
Get a hot chick to tell him to chill the fuck out
>>24597903
Tyinks thyat nyever hyappened
>>24599232
Me beating the shit out of my holier than thou brother didn't happen?
It happens all the time. I just went into extreme detail with today's particular fight.
So I've been living with some dude I was kinda friends with high school for about a month and I feel like my room arrangement kinda sucks
Aside from it being messy what would you do different furniture-wise with the placement
I feel like it could be better
Can we also get a room thread going on?
been thinking about rearranging my room too, OP. I don't like having the bed be the center of everything.
>>24597772
Why don't you just kill your room mate?
who here desperately avoids conflict irl with non-family regardless of how beta or autistic you look but constantly picks fight and bullies people online where you can be anonymous
i actually will fight when pushed, but it's pretty rare.
a lot of the people you're bullying are probably in the exact same situation. hope it makes you feel better tho
>>24597344
Harmony is my ultimate moral
All of my family's out doing stuff
All my skype friends are offline
I feel so lonely, robots
>>24597173
d-do you want to play some vidya on steam?
welcome to my everyday life.
i'm going to try to make some new internet friends when my new laptop arrives, my usb ports are bust so i can't use my mic at the moment.
>>24597333
As much as I want to, I can't.
I'd totally be drowning my misery in pot and vidya if I didn't have so much work to do for school
where can I buy Xanax in Austin Texas?
>>24597077
Theres a guy named Troy who hangs out behind the mc donals on MLK Jr bulivard. Hes black.
>>24597077
>where can i buy anything anywhere?
go to tor
>>24597133
what time can I go?
I've cuddled with a female friend of mine. A few days later she wanted to "get to know me more". I've heard those 5 words are basically friend zone words.
Am I really friend zoned?
Context clues.
We need context clues, anon.
"I'd like to get to know you better... ;)"
What do you think?
"I'd like to get to know you better... as friends."
Well, you get it.
>>24596019
Hahah. Thanks.
Anon, you will get friendzoned if you refuse to actually make a move.
If you're too much of a coward to risk being outright rejected, then you're going to get friendzoned and you're going to deserve the world of anguish that comes with that. Because if you don't try anything sexual she will assume that you just want to be friends, and will treat you accordingly.
You have to be willing to take a risk.
If you try to touch her or kiss her and she doesn't want that, then you avoid the friendzone.
If you try to touch her or kiss her and she does want that, then you can get the fuck off this board you fucking normie rrrreeeeeeeeeeee.
This is a forever alone female, how does it make you feel brobots?
>>24595561
So she had some fun because her friend isn't a massive sperglord, what's the big deal? Ever heard of a "wingman"?
>>24595640
When you have no friends its hard to have a wingman
Happy that she got to enjoy herself. I wish I had a chad friend or the courage to just go out to social gatherings or clubs and shit.
Was Richard Nixon a robot?
>>24595408
one day he will be
fuck no he wasn't
I swear I posted this a while ago.
>be me
>23, virgin
>roommates are throwing a party
>notthisshitagain.jpg
>when it starts they force my door open
>mock me until I come out
>they want me to do shots
>got nowhere else to go so I play along
>not used to drinking
>black out
>wake up, there's a girl in my bed
>WTF
>get up to piss
>used condom in my toilet
>go back to my room, she's waking up
>she's average looking, seems embarassed
>she makes an excuse, dresses quickly and leaves
>i have no recollection of her name or anything we did
/r9k/, did I just kek myself?
>>24595357
That's not being c.u.cked. That's a 1 night stand.
>>24595496
That he doesn't remember. Kek, totally worthless. He's still a virgin.
They put her in your bed after you blacked out to make fun of you. Condom belongs to one of them who actually fucked that girl. You're still a virgin, but hey, at least you slept in one bed with a girl. That's pretty cool, right?
Race issue could be a complete non issue if intelligent blacks were integrated/accepted into society without prejudice.
I mean, if a black man performed just as well as a white man, why what's the reason for the marginalization?
Why didn't our ancestors give those who proved themselves a chance and look past skin color?
>>24595311
I'm a black guy in the Netherlands. Both my parents were immigrants who worked shit jobs to send me to university. My dad's back is ruined, my mom has arthritis.
I can fully and unironically say I've never experienced any real racism outside of elementary school, except from other second generation immigrants who called me "too white". Intelligent black people (at least in Europe) DO assimilate into white society. That's because assimilation is a choice rather than something forced upon you. If you choose to work hard, speak the language, earn a honest living, raise your children with the language of the land, raise them with the culture of the land, send them to school with the natives of the land and allow them to perform to the rest of their abilities, nobody except the biggest stormfag will look down on them.
The problem is that many minority cultures are regressive as fuck, especially Islamic cultures. Minorities haven't been actively marginalized since at least the 60s, they have marginalized themselves by being stuck in their non-cultures. Whether it's Islamic backwardsness, African savagery or the pathetic excuse for a community that we call American "black" culture, they're all things that hold back minorities more than any percieved "racism". Teddy Roosevelt was right in saying that the hyphenated American is America's greatest enemy. There is no "African-American", "Irish-American", "Asian-American", "Latino-American" or whatever. Either you're American or you get the fuck out.
This is why I'm more racist than any white person you'll ever meet, because black people holding themselves back and then complaining about whitey (in whitey's own homeland for fucks sake!) pisses me the fuck off.
tl;dr: Fuck off.
>>24595311
Why dont you this race related stuff on >>>/pol/?
Reported
>>24595863
I like this, as OP.
I honestly agree.
