LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU DECIDED TO CHECK MY DUBS
JUST LIKE THE ONES WE USED TO KNOW
You traded it for a rare Pepe
what's wrong with modern women? I cannot stand girls influenced by pop culture and acting like sluts. I just want an innocent girlfriend that wants to take me to her favorite places and drink tea with me
Get a bodypillow instead if thats what you want.
>>24586265
betas like you are ready to validate their existence in living for women through sex, comfort, entertainment and emotional support.
>>24586265
If you don't have anything to offer, you're kind of fucked nowadays. The biggest problem is why you would even think about getting with a woman in the first place. Fuck and chuck them. They really don't provide any boost in the quality of your life unless they're cooking your food.
>tomorrow is the first meeting for a group project
>I'm paired up with 4 girls and 1 other guy
>already asserted myself as a dominant member of the group on whatsapp
is this my shot? any tips? i'm scared
They will destroy you dude. RIP
>>24586036
sexually?
>>24586015
You now legitimately have to direct everyone around now and know what the fuck you're doing. If you slip up, you're fucked and they will forever see you as a little try hard bitch. Although, if you do well and you're not completely hideous, you can reap major benefits from this. Don't fuck it up, faggot.
How do you guys fool your parents into thinking that you aren't soul-crushingly unhappy?
I really hate that my suffering affects them. Why do they have to love me, the bastards.
>>24585816
I don't talk to them that often and occasionally show them some of my achievements. They also don't talk about my personal life that much with them, or indeed anyone.
Not living with them is a good start OP
>>24585816
Because I moved out. Do you still watch anime? How old are you?
>Why do they have to love me, the bastards
Iktfb Ive been trying to get my parents to hate me so when i exit bag outta here they wont be that sad, its not working reee
I spoke to this girl for a number of weeks segueing about the Middle East and Islam and how Arabs are or are not backwards , then one day she told me about how she used to suck her boyfriend's dick then he went off to fight in Syria for the Nusra Front (Al quaeda affiliate in Syria) and how good it feels to have your face cummed on while wearing a hijab and how she swallowed a lot of his semen then she said she wanted to ruin her virginity by fucking a kuffar.
Then she suddenly stopped talking to me.
Damn you missed out mate that would have been amazing
>>24585466
Hope she got killed. It's shameful for a "religious" woman to talk that way. So many girls are whores and social media gives them more opportunity to act on these heathen urges.
t. Catholic
Her dad saw the texts and fucking slaughtered her OP how do you feel?
rassup mavvafakkas?
war da rite rimmen at?
[gong sound intensifies]
>>24585407
Go to /pol/ you worm
If you're going to joke about asians, at least do it right.
>>24585823
Back to twitter Eddie.
Where do you work wagecuks? Post >age
>job
>19
>material storage
>20
>stay at home son
>22
>cafe
I'm about to kill myself any day soon
19
Wholesale
Trying to get into warehouse work.
Why is it that all normies want to do is get smashed and go crazy?
Eh, robots are like this as well 2bh
>>24585326
They don't know anything else.
That's all I think about doing but in a different way
Does anyone else here really dislike eating?
>costs money
>takes valuable time to prepare meals
>creates dishes that need to be washed
>often leaves waste that eventually rots, meaning it has to be disposed of somewhat frequently, which means I have to leave my apartment somewhat frequently
>have to go out in public and deal with retail retards to buy groceries
>eating increases my shitting...
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>>24585323
I really like eating but really hate shitting. Things just taste so good.
>>24585323
Yeah OP I wish they could just come up with nutrition pills already
>some food feels disgusting inside your mouth
>makes you feel bloated and slow
>if you dont eat your stomach sounds like a chainsaw
>makes your breath stank
I really just hate being a living thing in general. I hope I can become a real robot in my lifetime.
It's my 21st birthday and I want to fucking die.
>>24584924
I'll be there soon
And my family will want to have a huge birthday party
And they'll want me to drink and have fun
And I'll just want to be alone and get high for once and go to sleep
>>24584924
It gets worse year by year anon
>>24584931
At least your family would give a shit, man. I would fucking kill to even have that.
I'm alone in my room drinking myself to sleep now that I can legally become an alcoholic and for at least 18 more hours I have to deal with the fact that my last birthday of significance is completely fucking wasted because I have no one to share this shit ass life with.
Fuck, how much longer will I endure this
>tfw Anzu will never cosplay as Tomoko
jdimsa
Who will never do what as what?
Looks like eggman in young because of those low cheeckbones. cannot unsee kek
idk why people obsess over tomoko, there's not enough rule 34 and her anime is really fucking irritating. I basically just hate every high school jap drama anime.. they're all the fucking SAME
It's my uncle's birthday and my family are telling me to go.
If I don't go, everyone will look bad at me but I'll have fun alone watching anime and daredevil.
If I go, I'll just eat and stay in my chair playing games in my phone for 5 hours at least, plus akward photos and family members I don't even know.
What do I do?
Past the point of no return?
>If yes, select option A
>If no, select option B
>free food
>you'll be sitting in your chair being a faglord, basically what you and I are already doing right now
just go faggot
helo,
stay home with us brother, we are your real family
regards
a 4/10 hispanic chick invited me to 'watch some netflix'
is this what i think it is? should I go? kv here
Congrats on your not robot status family.
You should go.
>>24584773
This is your last and only chance to have sex, be grateful
>>24584773
who is eggman cosplaying on the left
>mfw was a cyborg
>had a few friends, socialised maybe twice a month
>can't afford to socialise at all now
>back to being a full robot
You flew too close to the sun and got burned
You sure enjoy labeling yourself like some stupid uneducated bandwagon hoping faggot. I think I got a good website that might suit your interest
https://www.reddit.com/
>>24584757
>>>/lgbt/
bloxx
without alcohol how do i survive the 6 hours after work before sleep?
Smoke weed since it won't kill you slowly. I'm still trying to work my way out of that trap.
Depending on where you live you may be able to just get a prescription for it. Smoke an indica or hybrid if you have serious anxiety problems because a sativa will just make that worse.
Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) is also an option if you just want to zone out and halfway become a zombie until you sleep. Research the doses on erowid first but it's cheap and you can buy it anywhere.
I like to take 100-200mg and watch some mindless anime before bed.
>>24584710
dont go around suggesting to retards to take high doses of medications if you're 100% sure it won't fuck them up/kill them. diphen is a fairly safe drug, but i'd still be weary of over sedation and /tripping/falling.
>>24584710
>Smoke weed since it won't kill you slowly
Oh look, another retarded pothead.
Weed literally makes you retarded.
The only people who can't see it are potheads.