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>some little girl and her friend have been consistently prank calling me 1 - 2 times a week for like two months
>think they're trying to make some kind of joke but they can't stop giggling and hang up a couple seconds after I say hello
>literally the only people who have my number are family
>area code is cities away
I'm not even mad, just confused. I get prank calling random numbers for fun or what, but why do they keep doing it? Is it some kind of normie meme or reference I don't understand?
Just start saying disgustingly lewd things next time they call and maybe you'll creep them out and they'll quit.
Did you ask for nudes?
>>24574189
You probably have a similar number to some major store or important person
hi! normie here...
so what is a tru robots lifestyle? (diet, daily routine)
me and a couple of friends of mine want to try out the r9k lyfestyle for a couplde of days for a social experiment.
Best REgards
Anon :)
have a pic of a cartoon man dressed as a girl as payment
currently
work 10 hours a day in manual labor
cook food
maybe run 4.5 miles
maybe read a little and browse dank memes
maybe jerk off to tumblrinas because the concept of a female being interested in me is too much for me to handle
>have a pic of a cartoon man dressed as a girl as payment
now i'm horny
THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REEEEEEEE
What happened to Beta Chad?
>Made legitimately funny OC
>Was consistent every weekend for the most part
>Created a meme that le reddit blew up out of proportion
>Everywhere you will occasionally see people cornposting
Why do the good ones have to die.
>>24574046
you could be the next Beta Chad
>>24574204
We can all be beta chad
I miss Beta Chad. Those threads were brilliant.
Hey its me again, what do you guys think of boring people? Are you boring? I think I'm pretty boring most of the time because i don't know how to maintain a conversation I don't have interest in or am confused about, and as rude as that is its like my brain just doesn't want me to listen. How do i start training my brain to chill out and be interesting? What makes someonr interesting?
maybe you need to find people that are interested in same things as you are.
>>24574223
Thanks anon, I dont really have any hobbies besides the basics like watching cool movies and shows and listening to music, I don't have much of a taste because I will watch what is suggested and i like what i like :/ and i like shit like knitting and drawing and reading lol why is it so hard to find similar people >.> oh and i like comedy and deadpan humour and things that trick you or make you think, I want to get into sports but I am very weak with very little muscle tone if any haha. Lucky I am still young but its like i never took the time to go out and meet people or join clubs or anything, I was always quite scared.
Do you guys know any good Cajun recipes?
The spice must flow.
So edgy it lost its meaning.
>>24573852
the what must what?
The spice must flow.
The spice must flow.
You're sitting alone at a cafe when you notice that this woman keeps glancing in your direction, smiling and occasionally winking.
How do you react to this?
A gentle shove toward a flight of stairs
>>24573750
>man why do these retards keep looking at me?
I would manually walk out of the cafe, not sure why I was there in the first place.>tfw no wheelie gf
why are we bringing back this meme
>tips pepedora
It's absolutely fantastic. I chuckle every time I see it
>>24573648
>tips fedora m'lady
No matter what a woman does, there is a man out there willing to overlook all her problems, decisions, and unfortunate circumstances and want to share his life with her.
The opposite doesn't happen. Certain kinds of guys are just complete people repellent. How does this make you feel, dudes?
Anyone on /r9k/ already knows this as fact.
Get the fuck out normie.
>>24573605
It is known fact. That's why i'm masturbating all the time. It's cheaper and less feelings are involved.
>>24573605
With this fact, it still boggles my mind that females have the nerve to post here and talk about feels
I'm NEET
me2 buddy
>I spent 40 years getting up early to slave for some Jew so I can delude myself that I'm happy
>I'm neat
Sometimes I imagine myself as a gangster wearing star glasses. (They look like pic related, but in reality they are much angular) This is how the first encounter goes:
Gangster #1: Yo big chuggo, what's off the half-pipe?
Me: Nothing much, bro, just getting that glitz and glam senpai
Gangster #1: Oh shit!
Me: That's right, time to dance up in this house!
At this point I walk out of the front door, and I walk into my car. I roll up to some of the other gangsters on the street and I form an O on my mouth.
This song plays as I start doing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IXPiFz32Ic
Only from 0:12 to 0:25 is the desired sound effect.
>>24572932
also I'm wearing the glasses.
You seem like a cool guy OP, want to be friends?
>>24572932
I'm lovin' this post anon, LOVIN' IT!
>cute girls all over the place
>interesting city life
>nice welcoming people
>still sit at home alone on /r9k/
who here /kansascity/ I know I can't be the only robot that lives here.
>>24572724
>fat white trash/poor skinny niggers: The City
MFW KC has the best BBQ I have ever had in my life
>>24572724
>>24572762
>>24572893
all of this is accurate, I like living here.
>just found out my grandma is dying
>>24572715
Sorry to hear that, anon. I would switch places with her if I could.
>my last grandparent died when I was 14
>that was 15 years ago
Steal that fat stash of painkillers when she dies
>NEET for 7 years
>get neetbux for autism
>on a 4 year waiting list for housing
>finally get my apartment
>entire building has bedbugs and is filled with arabs and single mothers
I've stopped making wagekek threads
>>24572627
Are you French?
wagekuk here, I posted in those threads maybe once ever, never felt triggered or anything either
I weep for you friend
What state? CT has a waiting list to get on the waiting list.
I'm a schizophrenic who gets all these fantastical delusions about God and the universe and I thought it'd be cool if we started a robot religion. Some questions we have to figure out, to figure out the question: what is the robot way?
>what is the meaning of life? what is our destination?
>what is the nature of God? is there one or many or none?
>what kinds of rituals can we do each day to achieve perfect robothood?
>is there an afterlife? what happens after we die?
>are certain things banned? maybe some normie behavior?
Is Kuk our God?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
>Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos
>>24572229
>get qt3.141 gf and not get keked
>gad is a normie there is comfyguyinside too
>rituals are curling in your dark room for a week then your manliness is determined by how strong is your ree is
>afterlife there is no normies , we kill god and we all become divine creatures and live never being lonely
>cuking a wagekek or killing a fellow robot
>>24572229
>the aim of life is to be happy. the meaning is to find how to do that. our destination is to seek equilibrium with our environment.
> God is the universial consciousness, the sum of all telepathic voices. The old gods like the god of war and love etc were strong elements within the consciousness, demons or angels.
> do you even lift?
>mummy and daddy go out shopping for presents
>I go to my friends house where we play GTA and complain about life
>about 6 o'clock see mummy and daddy are home when I get there
>walk in house expecting pizza or a freshly made meal
>no pizza no anything
>run up the stairs
>STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
>kick the door it flies open
>where the fuck is my pizza I'm hungry
>"so-sorry anon we spent all our money on your gifts and it took all day"
>what the fuck I want pizza this is bullshit I'm getting my presents now
>they say no anon this won't be like last year
>start chanting
>PRESENTS NOW PRERESENTS NOW PRESENTS NOW
>walk into their closet and see a bunch of bags and I rip them open
>find a shirt. A fucking shirt
>I don't want clothes I wanted fallout
>take the shirt and rip it and the buttons all break and tear
>reeeee I wanted fallout
>"h-here anon we know you wanted your game so we were going to give it to you tonight for being such a good boy"
>grab it from her hand
>oh and you're buying more presents too bitch
>take fallout and run and jump down the hallway yelling yay fallout yay fallout
Currently sitting in my room playing fallout anfallout
>>24572171
That'll teach those dam normalfags OP.
>>24572171
I'm honestly kind of glad that you don't have any friends.
>>24572345
Oh but I do have friends. Mummy arranges playdates for me, I don't like having to share which is my only gripe.
