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>be me, 7-8/10 or so
>not attracted to chads because arrogance disgusts me
>find myself attracted to skinny betas with nice faces and computer nerds
>come off as brash and uninterested, too afraid to seem clingy
>only men who express interest are chads, betas all go for the ugly girls who seem nice
>use the chads for advice on how to get betas
What is wrong with me
Fuck off dumb roastie
Do guys really care if a girl comes out as a clingy?
>>24570502
nah I don't as long as they're not ugly but I think thats a big factor, clingy when ugly is annoying as fuck and off putting but when it's a good looking girl it's cute
I'll make it short
>stalk oneitis's twitter for months
>create a fake twitter account
>write her "I miss you"
3 days later
>try to log in
>can't log in
>my account has been blocked because of "inappropriate/mysterious behaviors"
JUST
girls like mysterious men
>>24570522
that's a meme
Waaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa creep
>tfw no ass to fuck
>tfw all you want is a bf to feminize and fuck in the ass
>tfw you will never make him submit to you fully
>tfw you will never make him emasculate himself by having him use female pronouns
>tfw you will never make him call his dick a clit or his ass a pussy or his pecs breasts
>tfw you will never lock him in chastity so he can focus on the only cock that matters in the relationship, yours
>tfw you will never make him dress up for your entertainment
>tfw you will never make him strip and walk around your house for the same reason
>tfw no robot slave bf
why don't you skip the literal middle man and fuck a female?
>>24570424
>axe wound
Boipussy is so much nicer.
>>24570354
damn dude, sauce?
>tfw 5.5x5
>>24570274
>tfw 4.5x3
life is truly suffering
>tfw 2x4
>tfw 7.62x39
>wait, are you still a virgin anon?
>>24570200
Well, you can help me to fix that
good quality thread op
>le epic roleplay thread
kill yourself my man
Elliot rodger was just 1 of 3 mass killers to target isla vista
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Isla_Vista_killings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Nis_Christiansen
>>24570019
The first guy specifically targeted women too
>>24570019
>UCSB student David Attias, the 18-year-old son of television director Dan Attias and editor Diana Attis
Didn't Elliott's dad work on The Hunger Games?
>>24572397
Yeah, and the other guy also moved to the US aged 5
>tfw this board is infested with dishonest people
There is no greater concentration of falsehoods on all of 4chan. They might as well rename this board to /lie/, because that's all anyone here ever does.
>>24569754
And I assume you expect us to believe you are telling the truth?
I've found that most of the maleanons are extremely honest and all of the femanons are horrible liars.
>>24569834
I do not care what you believe. You are all liars.
Can we get a comfy thread going please?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO7dnxKcEzw&index=8&list=PLpWUPdPfhzF8cSnsakd0qe1Mpse2K4r78
>>24569619
Lmao where the fuck is this bro it looks comfy as FUCK
>>24569645
Don't know mate, found it in my pics folder. Here's a random one
>>24569619
Is snow the coziest weather?
how do i become the thing i desire, and stop being the thing i am now?
>>24569501
JUST DO IT
FTB
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/
By stoping asking and starting doing.
got a date with a norwegian qt 16 year old
legal here, im 20
how does that make you feel robotniggers
a bit jealous, to be honest
>>24569481
Norwegian? Lmao I bet she's muslim.
>>24569523
nope she was confirmed in church one year ago lmao
Who here overly triggered by every baithread?
I can't help it, eventually I end up caps lock raging while at the same time knowing they are just baiting me. Help.
Just hide the thread you twat
>>24569458
It helps a little when you realize that the people who make bait threads are literally so untalented that they have to pretend to be someone they're not on /r9k/ just to feel good about themselves. That ends up turning my anger into pity.
Autism must be very hard to control...
>Finally told my dad about my depression and anxiety.
>Starts shouting at me and says it's my fault.
>>24569433
my dad did this each time i had some problem, until he finally got old and too exhausted, now he only shout matches my mom, as usual
it's your own mistake, you shouldn't talk at all to such people, even if they are your family, they will just never understand
Know that feel, my mother laughed and asked "well are you depressed now" "who wouldn't be depressed if you don't do anything all day"
>>24569433
common guy, you know exactly what my dad told me, when i told him its a sickness.
nobody has depression,
not we, nor the people with depression.
I'm tired of being harassed by people. Especially women. I am a fit, 21 years old, lonely and bitter. I am a manlet 5'7. I can't go outside without people harassing me about the way I look. They always come down the streets with their Chads (Who also harass me.) I never was considered ugly as a kid, I had a girlfriend freshman year of high school. I don't know what happened. Should I anhero, or am I destined to become Eliot 2.0. I have suffered so much pain, I have no empathy for humans anymore.
>>24569364
I'm being serious when I ask this but... what are they saying about your looks? I'm trying to wrap my head around the context and all I can imagine is some guy walking down the street then people calling him out. Is this the case? What are you doing in these situations before running into them?
>>24569364
Start dressing like a normal person you freak. Also walk without t-shirt if you're really fit.
>I am a fit
Sorry, lifting for only a week doesn't make you fit, OP.
KILL ME HAHAHA.
I don't get it. Which one are you and what are they saying?
>wanting to spend money on a dude
You're good op, go get that weeaboo saber.
Fuck me up i was just trying to be a good friend. WHY EVEN TRY. WHY. Im the one getting fucking shit on
>blacks race baiting all day
>"femanon" threads every hour
>tranny attention whores posting all the time
Is it me or have the past few days been really shitty here?
>past few days
welcome to 2015 pal
>>24569121
you aren't wrong I was just thinking that, fucking Beta orbiters
>>24569121
>Whites race baiting for years
>Femanon really just trolls
>Tranny...
well I don't go on those threads so I don't know about that
Maybe yous a bitch OP
