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Would you be okay with a friend or family member playing "matchmaker" and setting you up with a grill?
no I am not a mudnority and would rather die
Yes please I will be good to her
yes
I'd take an arranged marriage to somebody I've never met over this soul crushing loneliness
I've been a part of a roleplay community for two years now.
It's been getting in the way of my college for a while now, and as much as I've desperately wanted friends and sexual contact, I don't think I can keep going anymore.
Do you think there is any way I can maintain a sense of normalcy without my vice?
I want to just delete all of my roleplay friends because I really hate forumfags, which is what they've all turned into.
But then I won't have any friends.
What do I do?
Financial health, or social health?
Tell me about how it has interfered with your life. If it is an internet thing, how is it reaching you IRL?
But if it makes you unhappy, stop it.
where do roleplay if not on forums?
>>24561177
I roleplay on a game, like they do on WoW or Neverwinter Nights and all of that. The immersion is really good for living vicariously through your character and pretending like it's actually your life.
>>24561169
I put off sleep to roleplay because I'd rather be there than here.
At the moment, I am currently sleeping at 9am because my rp friends are Australian.
Finals week is coming up.
It's not that it makes me unhappy, but they're like the type that get all gay for GURL GAYMERRR LE ADMIN HEE HEE types.
I fucking hate forum admins.
what the fuck do NEETs do all day? there's just too much time in a day. I'm going to get a job just to fill time.
doing nothing is a lot better than having a job
>Sleep/play video games/shitpost
I sleep 12 hours a day and the rest I play vidya and shitpost.
Sleep, fap, 4chan, vidya, TV, alcohol, cigarettes, Google, eat, drive around alone. I stay pretty busy most days.
Hey everyone, so I just woke up cause I kept seeing some creepy shit in my dreams and I'm still a little shaken up over it. Anyways, post nightmares you've had
>Have sleep over with friend
>Get blackout drunk or something because I can barely speak coherent sentences
>wake up next morning and can't remember anything
>in a completely different city
>my parents are there and they refuse to talk to me and keep making comments about how I ruin everything and im the worst thing that's happened to them
>have to chase dad down street to get him to tell me what I did
>he still refuses to tell me and just shakes his head and says "you aren't part of the family anymore"
>all of my friends are mad at me too
>apparently I broke my phone, destroyed a house, and everything else I have no clue
>they drive off in their car without me and leave me in the middle of nowhere
>I freak out and "wake up"
>thank god that was a dream
>now im sitting in bed
>suddenly hear my dad screaming at me and my sister trying to calm him down
>voices start getting louder
>can't figure out If they're real or not
>It feels so real that in the dream I wake up and the voices just get louder
>I realize they aren't coming from anywhere and they're in my head
>my dad is screaming at the top of his Lungs at this point calling me names and telling me what a useless piece of shit I am
>mom is screaming and making me explain myself for what I did when I blacked out but still won't tell me what I did
>i start freaking out and getting terrified because I can't stop them from yelling and they're only getting louder
cont.
>>24561073
>as im on the verge of tears I suddenly i "wake up" again
>get up and start playing my guitar
>look in the mirror and make a weird face
>then I do it again, and again
>I can't control it
>my face is twitching and moving and contorting faster and with more intensity by the second
>start visibly shaking
>i can't control it at all as much as I try
>holy shit is this what Parkinson's is like??
>face starts vibrating and twitching everywhere
>feels like im having a seizure or something
>start hearing voices again
>they start off quietly but increase in volume with the shaking
>start freaking out again
>trying to scream but I can't move my tongue of any other feature
>my face keeps contorting and making weird faces and vibrating
>I collapse
>wake up irl
what the fuck man...
sounds like schizphrenia. get chekd op
I had a nightmare that felt like something that could be in a horror movie. Too lazy to green text unless someone actually gives a shit.
I fucking hate dandruff. I'm addicted to scratching my scalp all day and it only makes it worse. How do I make it stop?!?
hahaha i do this too my hair looks fucking ridiculous and my boss pokes fun at me
>>24561027
Well stop scratching your scalp for one.
Maybe see a dermatologist and see if you can get some prescription strength dandruff shampoo.
>>24561027
Same problem here OP. Started using head and shoulders a few days ago. Itching stopped but there's still a few flakes.
>tfw I don't really want anything anymore except eating, sleeping, cumming and getting entertained.
Is there actually anything more to life or is it all just pretend?
I mean, everything seems completely meaningless and pointless. At least by living like that I get to enjoy my time before death, without really hurting others.
>>24561003
>Is there actually anything more to life
There is, but not when you're just a lowlife in a consumer society.
no no no! you have to consume! you are doing it wrong, you are supposed to never be content with your life.
>>24561003
Yeah, you've figured it out. Not even being sarcastic.
I am happy with a dildo, prostate massager, porn, occasional hugs. Music. Walking. Singing. Sleeping
GOD I FUCKING HATE THE JANNY ON /SP/. AND THE MODS
FUCK THAT HOT POCKET CHUGGING PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT. HE CAN'T EVEN DO HIS "JOB" RIGHT.
>annual salary: $0.00
>>24560943
What did you get banned for, my underaged friend?
sp has been lobotomized since 2013.
only low-lifes and redditors browse there now.
which one are you?
>>24560955
I made a sports-related comment in a thread, and included "he does it for free" because it was funny in the context.
and of course I get banned
So if I understand how The Patriarchy works, the fact that Tom Cruise gets paid $20 million dollars a movie and Jennifer Lawrence gets $15 means that my high risk of suicide in the next ten years means nothing.
I shit you fucking not anon, I talked to my sister about the wage gap thing and told her how it's bullshit and explained it to her, then she proceeded to say it exists in some places because Taylor Swift wasn't payed the same as country singers are now back when she was a country singer. I tried explaining how time works and how popularity works but she was having none of it.
why dont u sanctimonious faggots write to the village voice about it.
>>24560963
Oh and mind you she made $64 million last year.
mobile gaming is so much more comfy than console or pc gaming
>never have to get out of bed
>no expensive games or devices to buy
>pay a few neetbux for an in-game purchase every now and then
>so many different free games and levels to try
>want to take a break? already got your phone out, ready to start fapping
honestly i'd rather play angry birds than zelda any day of the week. try to prove me wrong, you can't.
>>24560566
guess i'm right
anyone else like those qt pink birds tho
>>24560566
wasted dubs, just buy a pc you dumb shit
>I literally halved my visible sight range from watching anime on a phone
Help me, I'm addicted to Clash of Clans and I know this big update is going to ruin everything.
Enclave here. Who is this?
im a pleb and fallout 2 is too big for me i have to use a guide and im only in broken hills
The Chosen One here baka desu senpai kek
I am the chosen one faggot gib free stuff
I pretty much never "feel" anything. That's not to say I can't when something major happens, but something like 90% of the time I feel absolutely nothing. I'm not depressed; I still have motivation, want to live and do things, but I've always been like this since as long as I can remember.
I thought it was normal to be like that, but then I overheard a conversation where someone said they "weren't feeling as happy as they normally do." Like, da fuck? How could you possibly feel happy or anything else for more than like 5 minutes, let alone every day of your life? Just, I don't know.
>>24560314
This is literally everyone, don't worry snowflake.
>>24560338
Uh..no. I usually feel good. I'm not sure how else to put it, but what OP is talking about sounds like mental illness to me.
>>24560366
Nice try OP. Gfy
has anyone else been called a serial killer "as a joke" before by a normie who is kind of a friend?
how am I supposed to feel
wat do
people used to ask me why I photoshopped my face onto other people, whenever I updated my facebook photos.
that's how fucking awkward I look. that and the occasional "you could be a rapist lol"
>>24560125
>started in middle school
>"anon, I think you're gonna be the one to grow up and kill people hahaha"
>"You're like the joker!" (that was the worst, he became such a horrible meme, just like Harley Quinn)
>high school
>creative writing class
>wrote noir stories whenever I could but with horror and gore elements
>was talked to a few times by the teacher and parents were called
>started counseling
>didn't even dress or act edgy, a lot of people saw me as a happy normie
>the few people that did know me thought I was going to be a serial killer, even making comparisons between me and movie and real killers.
>>24560125
>Kids in highschool always pointed out that I have a mean face
>dont even bother to try to explain its just the way my face looks
>get called weirdo serial killer
>no friends all throughout highschool except for some kid that sat next to me and cheated off me.
Do you know a girl named Emily Pham?
>>24559879
yes tbqh sempai
>>24559897
Hmmm. What's her ethnicity?
Legit do, actually. A good lay.
I rubbed my ear Wednesday night and plugged it. Today all I heard through it was tinnitus and I can feel pressure in it. I can hear nothing out of it all. I will go to the ear clinic tomorrow. If they aren't open, I assume I'll be deaf in that ear from now on.
>>24559749
Its gonna go away 90% of the time.
You might keep the tinnitus though
sounds like it's just earwax. I've had that happen before. I fixed it by dripping a little bit of hydrogen peroxide in to loosen it up, and then flushing it out with warm water in a little squeeze-bulb designed for washing out ears.
if you have access to an ear clinic, though, that's a better choice. don't worry, OP, it's easy to fix.
>>24559785
>You might keep the tinnitus though
yeah, that's not gonna happen. it's just wax pressing on the sensors in your ear. you have to really damage them before the tinnitus becomes permanent. once the wax is flushed out, the ringing will go away.
>tfw younger female Stacy cousins still in high school tease me about not having a gf
>constant "y la novia" all day
Fuck this. Why do I even bother leaving my room?
Are you a fat ugly Mexican? Cause this question only gets asked with attractive family members. The ugly ones get asked about school or w0rk
>>24559698
not really familee, I have bad skin but otherwise am pretty light-skinned and decent-looking. am kinda overweight tho.
I'm never around my home town much and these people don't even really know me. I'm "too American" for their humor and shit, so we never have anything to talk about
>>24559674
eres hoto?
