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>tfw parents bought me a brand new iphone 6S plus
>have zero contacts other than mom and ad
>have never used it for calling ANYBODY
Anybody else here zero friends not even online? it seems 4chan is my only source of human contact anymore
just be yourself duude
Sometimes it happens to me, I miss the days of ICQ man, chat places where you could just chill.
Everyone here uses whatsapp and I'm not installing that shit
>>24546170
Same here :) enjoy the loneliness :) it's literally best feeling of detachment to everyone and everything :)
It is time to open the door to the unexplainable. It is time to tune your antennae to the SETI frequencies. It is time to get say goodbye to to the equilibrium and have a great time. Welcome to the outer limits.
I'm drinking beer, coming down from DXM+DPH. What about you guys?
are the spiders gone yet ?
>>24546070
hell yeah, lets change our minds operating system from consumer capitalism 5.0 to gaian mind x.0.
just press the button titled "dimethyltryptamine" and its going to be the fastest disc cleaning process you will ever see
I bought mdma and I can't do it ti 2017 when I get off probation
Who else /child in an adult body/ here?
fuck off trannie
everyone has a child inside of them, the successful people just balance "kidlike" behavior with productivity instead of becoming a full blown child that cannot take care of themselves and would die if left to their own devices.
>>24545969
yep still wear diapeys n everything
No matter if you're a NEET or a wageslave, have a good day today!
non-religious holiday feelsgoodman
>>24545953
turkey captchas all day
>>24545953
I am offended by these capatchas, it's insensitive to starving children in africa
>family is over
>something shitty comes on the tv
>dont want to turn the tv off or change the channel because not sure how they'll react
>>24545915
Just turn on the football game like every other normie you autist
>>24545974
what if my family couldnt give less of a shit of football?
>>24545915
Give them the remote control
Problem solved
At the bar at Mohegan sun by myself feeling awkward what should I do.. Everyone is very old or Asian
Go gamble
its the best way to celebrate thanksgiving with natives
All the tables 25 min for blackjack
Also this the correct pic
>>24545975
that does not look entertaining
If you had a child, how would you raise him?
Would you grow up a robot or attempt to make your child a Normie? Teach him IRL values?
>>24545874
I'd try to make him into a popular sociable Chad
>>24545911
very much this (You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.)
>>24545874
I wouldn't. I'd put him up for adoption. I don't want him growing up hating me because I gave birth to him and gave him super shitty genes. Plus I'm a very independent lone wolf guy, I wouldn't be able to devote any of my time to him.
Anyone else with no chance of losing virginity here? I'm 22 and it is almost sure that I'll be virgin for life.
My psyche is damaged. I have no emotional life, I've never had. I'm digusting subhuman.
Please, don't post things about having sex etc. No matter how great your protips would be, I have NO CHANCES for sex.
Just pay a whore
>>24545781
i wont do that
im scared and resistant of any intimacy
it wont give me any pleasure, just discomfort
>>24545781
this
every day you don't fuck a hooker you actively decide to remain virgin.
If there was no internet you guys would probably be really cool and wealthy.
>IMPLYING I'M NOT COOL
ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING ABOUT ANIME
>>24545454
what should i watch
>>24545469
Boku no pico. Next.
LOOKS LIKE ANON HAS FINALLY COME OUT OF HIS MAN CAVE! GOT A JOB OR A GIRLFRIEND YET?
>>24545426
this anon is the life of the party. his camera has put a smile on everyone faces. the dull thanksgiving became fun for the few minutes while anon collected his plate. their lives a little bit brighter. truly a moment to be thankful for.
>holiday season
>family acts awkward if you try to interact with them and help all day
>family humiliates you if you sit in your room until dinner
>>24545426
all of em will get it
>mfw a hot girl calls herself a feminist
>>24545329
Note that not every women identifying as a "feminist" is a bullshit SJW tumblrina.
Some of them are just girl-power whatever, and that's fairly harmless. Think of the kind of girl who actually liked the Tomb Raider games, or action movies with sexy gun toting female characters; things that would likely trigger the SJWs.
>>24545329
Demean her as much as you can, she secretly wants it. And remember no means yes, she'll be so fucking turned on
>>24545954
>And remember no means yes, she'll be so fucking turned on
She really DID want to, officer
Are you a true robot? Take the test!
1 point for each question answered "yes"
>do you spend more than 16 hours per day on the Internet?
>has it been more than two weeks since you've been outside?
>has someone from the opposite sex ever taken a romantic interest in you?
>has it been more than a month since you've showed?
>if a girl offered to date you right now, would you accept?
>would you rather have a pillow waifu than an actual qt3.14 gf?
>do you actively avoid any forms of exercise?
>are you motivated at all to fix yourself?
If you scored more than 6, congratulations! You're a true robot!
>people liking you makes you a robot
interesting
Funny how everyone thinks they have the right to define a robot, but none of the definitions are actually correct, accurate, or absolute.
>if a girl offered to date you
How come when a hot girl wears a something with a superhero reference or sci-fi one she's considered a geeky girl?
I'd consider the girls in /cgl/ to be more of the geeky girl, the ones that like lolita stuff and surgically alter their ears to look like elf ears. True geeky girls like stuff that's nerdy for girls, not wear stuff that that neck beards like to siphon their cash or pretend to play games, while their boyfriend is really playing them, like sssniperwolf.
We're super nice to anyone who's attractive. It's the same for Chads (when Chad puts thick framed glasses on, he's a nerd and all the girls swoon over nerd Chad)
>>24545144
What girls wear mean jack shit.
I know tons of girls who wear Guns N' Roses shirts and stuff like that, even though they've never heard a single song of theirs.
>>24545626
>Hey, what are you listening to?
>Just a little band called Guns n' Roses, you've probably never heard of them.
Drink bleach.
>don't particularly like anime
>or japanese food
>or anything really related to japan except a few games
>going to take a japanese class next semester
So am I gonna be like the normie out of the weebs or what?
yes. there will be about 3 people in your class that want to fulfill a language requirement and the rest of them will be dweebs asking questions about culture and not understanding how to conjugate verbs correctly.
imho
>>24545073
I'm in JPNS 101 right now and you'll definitely be out of place. It's all weeaboo computer science majorslike me.
>>24545073
Probably.
Why exactly are you taking a Japanese class again? Learning a language, especially one like Japanese, is a huge fucking investment for a country and culture you don't seem to really give a fuck about. Of course, I'm sure you'll take one intro to nip class and then never touch it again like most people do.
P.S. see pic
How do you cope with that your mom will be the only person that has ever seen your penis in your sad lide
>>24545024
jokes on you, i don't have a penis!i'm a girl btw!
what about penis inspection day?
>>24546359
This tbqh, I had 2 in my school years.
