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>tfw you destroyed your own ass with a poorly cleaned sex toy
>tfw proctitis and it's all your own fault
gaybo
>>24531819
Buttplugs aren't just for gay guys
>>24531890
ladyboy
>2015
>still ignorant enough to reject a great woman because she has a feminine penis
i'm not a fag vagina only
>feminine penis
kill yourself you mind controlled kek
Gay agenda on my /r9k/ you don't say
Fedora appreciation thread.
I wear a fedora and I look good in it. I really don't care what a bunch of teenyboppers think of my fashion sense and personal style. Anyone else dare to rock a fedora?
I wear a figurative one that I use to tip online.
*tips fedora*
>>24531544
You know, I own three vintage fedoras and I've never actually tipped one.
>>24531524
I've always hated fedoras even before the atheist meme. In fact, the first time I ever saw someone my age wearing a fedora was with a dude from an adoptive hardcore christian family.
Who here has never had a oneitis?
I've always wanted to fuck everything so never gave anyone girl particular attention. Even now I've been dating a girl two years straight but want to fuck pretty much everything in sight.
>oneitis
a who what now?
I had a bunch when I was still a kid.
though that does kind of contradict the one part.
What are some things that send you into a blind rage?
>can't pick up the next page on a book or sheet of paper
>hand slipping when grabbing onto something or trying to work with tools
>ask a question on the internet about something on the internet that doesn't have an answer only to get lolgoogleit or i dunno
>face gets incredibly itchy and sweaty when trying to do something stressful
normalfags
cultural appropriaton
>>24531320
normies
fucking normies
>save image into my folder
>try to post it sometime later
>cant find it because it is unorganized
I've been worrying about this paper I did for the past three days. Its making it really hard to enjoy the break.
How are you all doing?
>>24531162
Well,...
>>24530532
not great
>>24531186
:(
I'm so sorry anon. Living with a terminal illness is a special type of suffering I can't even begin to understand. I wish there was more I could say but I don't even know where to begin.
>>24531162
came from the therapist today.
she said i'm developing agoraphobia... which is why i can barely leave the house, or even ride anywhere in a car. it has become unbearable...
Who else /hot bot/ here?
This is a thread for hotbots only. No uggos, please.
>hot
>bot
pick one
>>24531239
I'm pretty hot.
>>24531260
>bot
>hot
pick only one
Why do people reproduce? So that more people can suffer? I don't understand how normalfags think that reproduction is morally acceptable.
>>24530944
Calm down, Schopenhauer
>>24530944
>morally acceptable
They couldn't care less about that, most do it to either fulfill their biological prerogative or to leave behind some sort of legacy since they were likely too mediocre to do that through their accomplishments
It's usually an accident. desu it's the womans fault senpai her body and all.
welcome to le reddit 9001
I gave you an upvote. Tips le fedora. Smug look on face. Slight giggle. Btw would you happen to be a grill?
>>24530927
i'll be a girl if you be a girl and then we can be lesbians :^)
>>24530977
Do you have a feminine penis anon-kun? he he
>always have the last message with no reply
>people wonder why i can't keep friends
>people wonder why i never had a gf
>>24530792
That doesn't even make sense bro
>>24530792
i don't understand? why don't you just not post last?
>>24530855
I think the problem is that people don't reply to him, is what he's saying.
My depression fluctuates between high motivation and being on the edge of suicide.
Fuck this shit. At one point I will be pushed to suicide, and I eagerly away it.
>>24530571
sounds like bipolar tbhfam
*await
>>24530597
That's not fucking bipolar. I go between super happy and manic depression all the time and I'm totally normal. Fucking armchair shrinks
*PFFFRRRRPBBPBPBBBBBT*
Oh my god! Anon, I swear I didn't mean to do that! Oh I'm so embarassed..
>>24530432
shhhhh shhhhh quiet.
I wish to taste it.
Are you going to be ok for holiday?
Hope you are doing well op, you are reason for my being in on board.
>>24530432
>didnt mean to do it
>saw you obviously tensing up to push that bad boy out
Please help! I'm sitting in a room with my family and everyone's speaking spanish!
>>24530354
just keept yelling
"TACO BURRITO MOJITO" over and over until they stop
>>24530354
Lucina is worst girl m8
>>245>>24530374
I can't, it's too dark!
my sister said her butt got bigger
>>24530270
and? What's your pointo.
Well, has it?
Is it a nice butt or a bad butt
>join a mu related fb group years ago
>meet german/asian qt, we talk 24/7, she's amazing
>kinda romantic but not, we just keep talking everything
>years pass
>meet a great girl, fall in love, etc
>move in with her but her parents are aspies so we don't tell them
>decide to get married to just get it over with plus side benefits, sweet
>qt wants to come to wedding but can't, visits us in the summer instead
>"omg is this really happening"
>we manage to have a love triangle, wife and qt fall for each other
>nothing happens, I rage at qt once she goes back to her country
>we all start talking again
>make plans for her to visit us again
>she gets insecure and lonely and shit and I try to comfort her one night on mdma and explode terribly, tell her how amazing she is
>she's okwithit for like ten minutes and then freaks the shit out
>she doesn't respond to anything few days
>even /mu/ doesn't want this post over there.
I've done it, I've finally become a /robot/ bretheren.
Pic related, it's the tattoo we got together.
>>24530167
is that the new phyrexia symbol
for the love of christ why
>>24530180
Yes it is. I was going to go for O and she for phi, and I remembered New Phyrexia and so yeah.
>story so pathetic even /r9k/ doesn't care
