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>born in rural new england
>no matter what I do or where I go there's rednecks in trucks
>the snow is either ridiculous and you're trapped inside for months or its just empty fields of nothingness
>all I want is to live in Miami or la
>everyone is poor and there's no jobs
>>24533050
Kind of sounds like rural normal England, except a lot of the rural people are rich people who have retired.
>>24533083
And instead of rednecks its gypsies in caravans.
>Miami
>Poor or no jobs
I live in the suburbs in Maryland
Is this what it's like in beach communities?
>Well, look who decided to come out his dungeon!
No, my friends, where I came from is not the dungeon. Rather, it is this very place where we sit right now that is. I feel more trapped with you than I do in my 10x5 room.
>Being forced to go to some get together tomorrow
>About to drink salt water and induce vomiting to try and get out of it
This better work I'm too big of a pussy to do the finger down throat thing.
Hey guys! I'm doing good, how about you guys? Okay well I'm going back into my room.
>Just got diagnosed with Aspergers
Guys how do I collect the disability?
What's the best way to do it?
apply on line at social security, enjoy living on 800 bucks a month. but it comes with other goodies like section 8 housing. you can live in the same apartment that a dindu was murdered in
You can't get welfare just because you have autism.
>>24533091
>im 12 and what are the different forms of government assistance
ITT memes only you probably remember.
Tiger Blood.
NO UAnyone?
>>24532911
Oldfag
moar krabs elite breed.
The fire rises!
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1906260-video-alleged-4chan-users-linked-to-black-lives-matter-shooting-in-minneapolis/
>kill
no
Fucking neo nazi scums.
>>24533392
>>>/pol/
Take it where they care
> She wants you to confess to her first.
Do it so you can stop posting on this board.
>>24532593
This
Godspeed, OP. Not everyone can make it. Do it for those who can't.
>>24532499
like she has a priest fetish or something? am i retarded i don't get this
>tfw you try to write music but it's all shit
>tfw you try to imagine a nice melody in your head but its all derivative of songs you've already heard
>tfw you come up with a great song while dreaming but can't remember it all when you wake up
Bumperino desu
Should I tell this girl that she took my virginity?
>Be 22
>Had girlfriends when I was younger but never did anything
>Didn't have a girlfriend for over 5 years
>Got fat and no confidance
>Over the past 2 years I lost weight, and took better care of myself
>Been seeing this girl for a few months now
>Had sex with her a few times
>Told her I've had sex but it was a long time ago
What do.
>>24532202
I told the first girl I had sex with that she was my first time.
It was... regrettable. She didn't laugh and run out of the room or anything... and she did giggle & call me "cute", and we dated for like 5 months.
generally speaking though, anyone's sexual history (or lack thereof) should only be told on a need-to-know basis.
A couple of girls that I dated did bring up "OH YEAH MY EX BOYFRIEND USED TO DO THIS THING WITH HIS DICK AND HIS DICK WAS THIS SHAPE" out of nowhere and it was a huge turn-off.
Same with girls, if you just suddenly bring up that you were a virgin until you met her.... what is she supposed to do with that information?
Are you guys actually dating?
>>24532202
I dont think it matters.
I told the girl I dated and she liked me more for it.
But I ruined it with the other assorted autistic virgin shite baggage I had.
>>24532202
>>Be 22
>>Had girlfriends when I was younger but never did anything
>>Didn't have a girlfriend for over 5 years
Did you start dating when you were nine fucking years old
>he imagined how sorry everyone would be that they were mean to him if he killed himself
>he spends lunch break in his car listening to music
>he exhales when it's cold and pretends to be smoking
>he kisses the back of his hand and pretends it's a girl's cheek
>He imagined an armed intruder breaking into class and overpowering him and killing him but taking a shot to the shoulder in the process and becoming a hero to the school and town and being interviewed on tv
>>24532179
are you projecting m8
>>24532179
Protip on that first one mate: they're either pretending to care because doing so at that point is the socially acceptable thing to do or they are legitimately sorry, but it'll only last a few days at most (see: diffusion of responsibility).
>>24532179
I was all of those except the first one. Also:
>he imagined shredding on guitar in front of all his whole school even though he never tried to play an instrument
>he imagined his classmates would actually be impressed by some autist robot playing obscure metal tracks
>tfw no muggle bf
>tfw no mudblood gf
I will be your bf, problem solved
Im OPs bf now, do not steal
Are there really people here that hoverhand? I'm aspie as fuck and even I don't do that shit.
>>24532093
It's a self-consciousness thing, so obviously autists don't do it
>>24532093
never m8. not even when my short qt cousin wore heels and gave me a hug and my hand landed right on her ass
>implying I'd even be within range to potentially hoverhand
great joke friend, mind if i tell it to my family?
>You've never kissed a girl?
>>24532025
>Not really. Can you help me with that?
>>24532587
>finger tattoo
trash.exe
Yeah, because thats what a woman that raises chilren has. Tattoos all over. I'm sure she left her meth pipe at home in her trailer.
>>24532611
>being this gay
wew, lads, just wew
Please kill yourselves fucking beta orbiter scum
There's nothing to be done.
Failed normies have chosen this place as their new land and we can no longer have true robot threads going.
Thanks a lot, Mercer.
Where are we going to go, soon?
Wizzie is nice, but even that place is getting shittier by the day. Tempted to go somewhere deep, deep, where no normies will ever find us. What about a .gopher tunnel based forum?
I feel like I should setup an Apache server on the deep web...
>master key, shitty lock
>>24531949
I kekd nice maymeh
Ahh, another butthurt roastie.
>My house has two different locks to get in with different keys on all entry doors
>Implying your mater key is worth anything
Penis=male
Vagina=female
How fucking hard is it? Is it just a meme, or do people really dispute this?
You know the answer, anon.
But I'll give you the assurance you wanted, you aren't alone in those feels.
XX = Female
XY = Male
That's all there is to it. If you claim to be one, but you're biologically another, I will continue to understand you as being your actual, biological sex. However, I'm also not so judgmental and devoid of decency that I won't show the legitimate respect of addressing you by your preferred pronoun, and treating you accordingly.
Yes, but you can introduce the gender concept as something different from the sex concept too. I like the Hegelian in-between, Butlers gender performativity and so on.
The overlaps of word is of course as issue, and saying "I feel female, so I have xxx rights that female have" can't be enough.
>>24531784
>do people really dispute this?
People with a superficial understanding of deconstruction theory do, yes.
