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>youre age
>how many times in your life you have been told by middle aged women that youre handsome?
me
a fuckton
>>24519108
forgot age im 18
>>24519108
18, about 4 or 5 times.
I'm fairly sure they were trying to be nice and not actually thinking that.
>>24519108
21, been told lots of times. Most of the women who complimented me were married though.
I really want to fuck a MILF but I just have no idea where to meet one. I know there has to be some bored, horny, middle aged women who want to have a young boy for a sex adventure but I can't think of where I should look. I've thought about going to casinos to find some cute housewives to buy drinks for but the nearest casino is a pretty good driving distance. I don't really want to mess with online dating.
>2013 was 5 years ago
Learn to count, dipshit. I don't care if this is some hip new meme. It's retarded and you're retarded.
>>24519062
>Robin Williams committed hiro half a year ago
>>24519093
Welcome to 4chan, please get out.
>be me
>started to rise and shine again this september
> everything is going well, swim 4 km twice a week, grades are very well, pass all the nerds.
>go school, attend every class, on your break do homework.
>one girl says she likes you but refuse it because she is an ex of a friend.
>weekend go swimming then do homework
>for no reason have a very deep suicidal thoughts again
I can't understand what's the problem when I work harder I feel more happy but also I become extremly suicidal. This is the second time. What should I do?
its our path in life to feel this way
no matter what though, never give in.
Maybe you should try talking to someone, Anon. You still seem high functioning, and maybe a couple sessions with a therapist can take that weight off your mind.
>>24519139
Op here. Do you have any therapist experience? I just went to psychiatrist one time and jerk gave me paxil. I experienced panic attack 3 times on the first day so I gave up on pill or any outside help.
How did your mom react to the inevitable realization that her looks were her only defining trait? Most women get it in their 40's when their looks begin to fade.
Why don't you tell us how did you react?
>>24519071
your mom wasn't as good in bed afterwords imo
>am i fitting in yet guys?
How does it feel to know Big Dave is purging you, britbots?
NEET army on the rise?
>tfw part time
I'm still living the neet lift 5 days out of every 7 desu
The neets were probably just given really shitty part time jobs
I fuck prostitutes almost every week. Is legal here. I've never had a girlfriend and most of the prostitutes seem to feel quite disgusted about me.
I'm still a robot if I'm not technically a virgin?
>>24518721
Those girls are from my country
>>24518732
OP here, we are from the same country then
>>24518721
did you ever raw dog and cum inside any of them ?
where do you live ?
>2.5 inches flaccid
>6x5 hard
>>24518583
That's above average..
Thats literally physically impossible
>>24518583
iktfb
luckily i get hard from touching a girl for more than a minute, so it's not an issue
Where were you when Eggman became eggfamous?
In my basement.
>>24518496
This. Rhetorical question, OP.
Also, why can't gay people stand with their weight divided equally on both legs? They always stand like a hooker under a street light. I'm not even hating, I'm just curious
>>24518467
Eggy when will you make another cooking video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8vEnDQcRw
>thanks for helping me with my homework anon
>well goodnight
>ohh, did you have anything to say?
n-no, goodnight, let's do more homework tomorrow
>>24518388
>Fee. The tutor's fee?
Y-you too m'lady.
>always been into writing
>go to an MMO, love of writing soon gets into RP
>make both male and female characters, female characters get infinitely more popular, so use them more
>eventually build up an entire group of internet friends who all think i'm a girl
>as a girl, everyone drops heavy shit on you
>cunts bitching about their shitty jobs, abusive parents, depression, you name it
>i have become a volunteer therapist/ranting recipient for 7 different people
>eventually, one cunt starts going off about a suicide attempt
>shitnigga.png
>try talking him out of it
>he keeps talking about how he's never had sex
>he's as poor as fuck and lives on the other side of the world, so he knows he's not going to fuck me
>after a bit of talking, he says in no uncertain terms, he will kill himself if I don't ERP with him
>mfw pretending to be a girl nightly to write shitty erotic fiction with a neckbeard so he doesn't eat a shotgun
Why do you care so much about him? Closet faggot?
>>24518125
>getting blackmailed by a lying neckbeard
He's not gonna kill himself, dumb dumb.
>>24518125
Hot. Please ERP with me too. If you don't, I swear I'll stick my ass in a bear trap!
What are you stressing about, /r9k/?
>had a NEETbux application rejected due to not submitting documentation
>which is bullshit due to the date I was given for when it was due is a couple of days from now and I was planning on getting driven there and submitting it tomorrow
>now my mum wants me to go and wants me to complain
>>24517661
>questioning why im even here
>losing the robot feel
>want to recapture the same feels that i had when i first started browsing this place
Got a bunch of tabs with internship postings open in another browser window.
Looking at them makes me want to kill myself.
>>24517950
I hope you can get one
>wish I had one, was rejected by all mine
>tfw your parents are gonna die someday
>tfw mom already did when i was 6 years old
not if I die first they wont
Oh, what a tragedy! I'll be completely free from anyone I care about, how terrible, awful!
Yeah, it's going to happen, everybody dies eventually and nothing lasts forever.
>MFW I realize that life has no meaning.
>MFW I realize that death is just an eternal peace.
Yes, it makes me happy.
Only thing I'll succeed at is leaving this fucking place.
>>24517510
No /r9k/ fellow, you can still succeeding.
I did it, with all the shits I undergo.
Trust me I lived hell and with determination I found peace.
One have one life, be happy, don't worry. Because worrying is an illusion.
>>24517494
exactly. now go get a bunch of lsd and go outside or something
is loyalty something that doesnt exist in women? Never have i once in my life get to know a girl that was loyal to a guy. Fully, completly, 100% loyal.
That doesnt exist in a woman. If a guy loves a girl he will love that girl and that girl only. He wont look at other women, he wont tell them about himself, about his feelings, he wont get close to them, he wont even have interests in any other women except the one he truily loves and he will give her everything.
On the other hand a woman will not do the same. If she finds some guy interesting she will get close to him, she will reveal his secrets to him, she will look and flirt with other men, no matter how much she claims to love the guy.
Women do not know what real loyalty is and they never will. Its something they do not posses and it pisses me off.
>>24517435
If by 100% loyal, you mean not cheating on a guy or anything like that, yea, they exist. If you mean not flirting with other guys ever or not fantasying about other guys, no. Guys with options will flirt. Girls with options will flirt. All girls have options. Not all guys have options.
Women with options might cheat. Guys with options might cheat. All girls have options. Not all guys have options. Same thing. Doesn't mean all women are going to kek you though.
There ya go, OP.
>>24517435
Yeah, there are. They probably have extreme emotional issues and will start cutting themselves if you aren't by their side for longer than 5 minutes.
Tbbqh famiglia, it's not just women. People in general are huge hypocrites and are only looking out for their own good. They stop being loyal when they think it's not longer benefiting them.
>>24517541
Not true, familia. I could have cheated on my gf multiple times and gotten away with it. I still can. I choose not to because I enjoy our relationship being just us. I've cheated on all of my past gfs and it ruins things. A year in and still strong.
MAN FUCK THE DENTIST
>be me
>go to the dentist like planned
>some fuckin down syndrom 10 year old girl waiting also
>some qt opens door mr Anon
>thats me i go in
>my normal qt dentist fuckin help this little fuckin downy instead of me
>she said the qt recruit will take care of me
>the qt recruit miss totaly misses the veins with the anesthesia
>sit throu this torture and can feel every deep sting in my tooth
>feel every time she misses and smashes with those cold pincers and hits against my teeth
>come home cry and make this post
SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN GO THERE IN 10 YEARS THE NEXT TIME
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>24517336
I'm pretty much immune to the numbing stuff for whatever reason, so my visits suck too. But because of my condition, the dentist always sees me, not some assistant. And i always find someone to talk to in the waiting room. Last time it was a qt frizzy haired black girl.
>Go to orthodontist
>See qt oneitis from elementary school
>She's literally caked in makeup and an SJW
I want off this ride.
the pain in my tooth is fuckin to much for me
any painless suicide methods?
